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  1. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Fuckers who make me get up at the ass crack of dawn to come into work 2 hours early (salaried, so I don't even get extra pay) to cover for the clusterfuck they manufactured. Then have me sit there for 2.5 hours before they actually need me. In a room with no internet connection. That's...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    None And is something supposed to be wrong with the picture?
  3. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    You know, I was thinking the other week how having this thread to vent in has made me all around happier. Sounds like this forum is good for a person's emotional health.
  4. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    You act like you deserve a response. That's what's killing me. You're the kind of person who is liable to believe anything if its said with conviction, and said before you hear the other side. What I hate about people like you is that eventually, you will blindly believe in something I agree...
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    Since when the fuck can you not say Wakandan American in screenshots? Why infraction?

    To rob the word of its power. The only reason for people to be so vehemently opposed to everyone saying American Inventor is if they want / need American Inventor to retain it's power. So basically, people who hate American Inventors but have no actual power to oppress them properly, and people who make a living by running...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Can you give examples where we do get a binary expression from mixing races, or species, or whatever? In seananigan's defense, I'm sure he thinks a little bit of dirt muddies the whole pool. So, an octoroon with an african nose who looks otherwise white, might still be an african to him.
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    comicpalooza(Houston)

    Shit, i was planning it, but I got other things to do this weekend. I didn't realize it was already that time.
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    Depends on whether it's legal to do that. If it's legal, then no I don't. If it's illegal then yes, because the only reason they make shit like that illegal is if its effective. What's the best brand of computer? (and don't be a fucking hipster and say you build your own. We all probably...
  9. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Completely oblivious the world around you. On most days I would pity you. Today, I laugh at you. Had another jimmy rustler yesterday. Some chick on the radio named Kim Komando. She claims to be the digital goddess and has a call in show where she helps people with their technology...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    notice that if you believe in one god, this supposedly christian bakery doesn't want your business. Question 6.
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    Doctor Who

    lol. I don't need to know anything but the title to know it sounds terribad.
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    Doctor Who

    Video is private. What was it?
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    Revolution

    The previews certainly made it look like there will be a conclusion.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    First one I saw, I laughed till I had tears in my eyes, but it's overdone now. A couple weeks ago I saw one that kinda made me chuckle, it was a large set of hex nuts hanging down from the trailer hitch. I once had a girl convinced that those were prosthetic nuts guys got when they got a...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Hey, its climate disruption now. They've finally just about given in to the fact that the climate has always been changing, so they're shifting gears again. Can't wait for the next hockey stick graph.
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    Worf vs. Khal Drogo

    Well, he wound up fucking more of them than anyone else.
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    Worf vs. Khal Drogo

    Worf cause drago is a homersexual and would swoon for worf just like all the girls on star trek did.
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    The first 3 all contain the phrase "He certainly did ..." Well, I'm not going to finish that sentence for you, but it seems like a pretty definitive answer. What was the last inanimate object you fucked that wasn't designed to be fucked. (ie, not a fleshlight or blow up sheep or whatever...
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    The Blacklist

    I laughed at the lexical ambiguity because I'd been asking the whole time why the guard cut his hand off. So they used a 25 cent word to explain why they were so inept. No way berlin is lizzies dad or even grandfather because she was on his list to be killed. If it weren't for that, I could...
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    How I Met Your Mother

    Pussy
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    Continuum

    I always thought the future government was sinistar. I wouldn't be surprised if I said something about not knowing who I was supposed to root for somewhere on this board.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    It's pretty cheap to put a lock on a bedroom door. Have her blow you while he's knocking and whining. This will accomplish 2 things. First off, it'll keep her from answering him, and second, if he does break the door down, he'll see your dick in his mom's mouth and will think twice about...
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    No. I wet it in the sink like a civilized person. What's the cutest thing you've ever killed?
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Mist might be my daughter. Someone PM me if we're posting from the same IP.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Slow you're roll. I never said I smoked.
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    male rape survivors

    Don't know if you listened to the audio, but the guy was obviously untrained. One person was shouting to 'give him tips'. So the proper headline would be along the lines of : "Hot female BJJ practicioner beats untrained nervous guy who was afraid of accidentally touching her boobs." I...
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    I aint too good with this facebook thing, but does johnny have the secretary at his company as a friend on the fake facebook page he made to keep up with his hookers?
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    Answer the question above you, no matter what it is

    Gunna stick with the big 0, mainly because I'm still waiting on that visit from the SS. How many fire extinguishers do you have in your home?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Another one happened to me today. I may have said it before, but people who don't put their shopping carts up at the grocery store rustle my jimmies. I get done shopping, and I luck out in that the person who was in front of me had left, which meant I could pull straight through. (I always...