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I thought dead-eye has been the worst actor on the series so far.

Laughed my ass off at datak and his handies.

Not really. Pretty girls don't poop unless they're sick. Maybe you need to up your standards.

#1 Baseball bats would probably make a bike race worth watching. #2 Fuck the morons trying to take selfies everywhere. They deserve what they're getting and more. How long before you think these dipshits are pulling this at real sporting events? Or NASCAR.

I remember the good ole days when all we had to do was xerox a dollar bill. Just one side at first, then the machines got smarter and we had to do both sides and glue them together.

I like the way a chick squirms when you flip her over and start licking her asshole. I guess the dominance assertion comes when you make her kiss you. That's only a couple steps away from ATM. I also like eating a girl doggy style and putting my nose in her asshole.

This is the internet. Every thread is the "my dick is bigger than yours" thread.

Not even a good picture of her.

First off, are you saying noomba is going back to female after making the switch to male? If so, good for her, I'm glad we're supporting her putting everything back straight. But secondly, don't you think she remembers what all was involved? I thinks she's got this shit.

Yeah the peehole is on the end, but you cum out of that one on the bottom. DUH

Did you miss the moving traffic line? We're talking about a traffic jam, so no one is legally moving. No one answered my question about whether the lane splitting tards think it's cool for a car to ride the shoulder to get around traffic.

Gunna need to see a reference on the "it's illegal to open your door without looking' claim. Also add to that list, getting out of your car to walk up a little ways and see why traffic is stopped, and get out to piss. Those are the last 2 times I got opened my door on a highway. But that's...

Caught this last night, and you guys were right, It was very entertaining watching cruise die so much. Half the time he went out like a pussy.

Yeah that kinda pissed me off. I don't believe shit I see on TV or in movies, but there's sort of a social contract. When you start it off saying it's a true story, it needs to be a true story.

Guy who used to have my number was a drug dealer. Much more entertaining. I'm kinda surprised no one has ever called me back and asked why I didn't meet them. Probably assuming I got busted on the way or something.

I'm not a big enough fan of larson to respect stupid wishes like that.

Used car guy was pretty obviously let go. When lester went out the front door, there were no cars in the driveway, so there had to be 2 people left to drive them, and obviously key and peel were both dedded. Wasn't that a wolf trap lester used? Doesn't seem like a wolf trap would have...

Are there motorcyclists who don't know how dangerous their hobby is? I suspect because of jackasses like you, there are some who don't know how dangerous lane splitting is. Next time one gets seriously injured doing that, it's really your fault, because you're not here with me doing everything...

Well, I guess the cabin at the end looked pretty similar, and bad guy(s) got kilt. In the movie though, the husband was arrested wasn't he? Or did he suicide? Yeah, all in all, while the ending had shades of the movie, I'm not sure it emulated it. Did they leave an easter egg at the end...

As long as this is still going, I have to say that dead shot stealing kenzi's line kinda grated on me. I don't even care if he said it a long time ago in comic books. Him saying it almost ruined this gif for me.

LoL yeah, i was the first to make ridiculous arguments. Did you even read what you were posting? Even the goat hates lane splitters.

Took care of it for ya.

Pretty sure he was looking, do you think it was a coincidence that he hit the faggot on the bike? You're argument is invalid. Also, my car doesn't cool if I'm not moving because my AC is broke. Does that mean I'm not limited to lanes either? Oh you mean the machines won't cool. Well...

You use kik? That's what my daughter did when she found out I had the numbers for all the boys she was talking to.

This is all I think of.

Am I the only one who thinks the flashbacks are the best part of the show? Shit, forgot this was so old. I just finished the season tonight and was back here reading all the shit I skipped to avoid spoilers.

Pretty sure opening your door is legal too. Sounds like we're at a bit of an impasse. I do wonder, in places where riding the center lane is legal, who's insurance company pays for the damage. I'd bet on it being the cyclist's insurance.

Is this a movie or an episode of new girl?

Yes, the fact that he is always so epically wrong is the only thing that kept me from getting mad.

And why the hell would han solo be in a shirt like that with that lame analog watch! ARGHH. There better be blood stripes on his britches.

Sorry I didn't respond sooner, but you missed #1 and #11. As someone else said, a movie can be a chick flick AND something else. It's not a label just for romantic comedies, though those are the worst of the lot.

It's Casey Casum. I had to go look it up, now no one else does. BTW, he wasn't the only voice of shaggy.

No idea who this is, but apparently some hot chicks like his stuff. Why didn't you get more pics of the girls you faggot?

I just watched the movie tonight. The series is much much better. But I liked how they tied the 2 together with the bag of money.

Umm no. It's just a short form of negroid. Applies to all negroids. Negroid (also known by the more precise term Congoid[1]) is a term that is used by some forensic and physical anthropologists to refer to individuals and populations that share certain morphological and skeletal traits that...

And it will turn out malvo kills him by giving him lukemia, or whatever the fuck disease osama had, right?

Surely technology has advanced to the point where you can take a video of any girl you want and make her a groid.

Sure. Either that or because you smell like you rolled around in shit. Probably its that second thing. Dunno about studies, but it is a fact. Can't tell if you're still ignorant as of this post. Cats will sit on a babies chest sniffing and licking the babies mouth because of the milk taste...

If you count the disney kids movies as chick flicks (and I do), half that list is chick flicks.