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How did your finals go, Merlin?

Lose by 1 in the league final because the Bears can't limit McCoy to less than 33 points. NFC North is an embarrassment. 3 of its 4 teams are in the playoff hunt and the entire division loses today? Good job.

More INTs, less TDs, less passing yards, worse record. "He's the same as Smith!"

Kirun talking shit about a team that, after its loss today, still has a better record than his team? Okay!

They had the worst record in the league last year and now they're in the playoffs?

I approve of resting McCoy today.

Thank you for the 17 points in my league final, Rams D. Thank you for the 3 points in my league final, Witten. You useless fuck.

Thanks Big Shinobyi.

Collinsworth and Michaels seem so much better than everyone else to me. Gruden, on the other hand, is awful.

Yeah this is pretty fucking terrible. Ed Helms? Is that some kind of joke?

But they get results, damnit!

I need Reggie Bush and Calvin Johnson to outscore Matthew Stafford by 69 points tonight. I like my chances.

Chiefs clinch a playoff birth. Woop woop.

At least we've established that Cowboys fans won't let this get them too down.

I'm playing against him in one league and I have him in another league. It's pretty great.

Currently losing to Jamaal Charles by 4.

Kansas City is an offensive juggernaut.

Wsh vs Atl: Retardbowl 2013.

Leaving car keys behind the sun visor.

Looks badass.

Why is the General advising the President during some national/worldwide attack always some hothead, irresponsible moron that totally underestimates the enemy and constantly second-guesses and berates the President to his face until the President finally caves and lets the General foolishly send...

Just to reiterate: fanaskin whined about "fat shaming" and compared eating junk food to playing sports.

Works for other countries. You saying we're not as good as other countries, Merlin?

fanaskin is essentially arguing that good healthcare systems are bad because they just encourage people to take more risks. I mean, what reason would anyone have to avoid being hit in the face with a hockey puck if they have good healthcare?! You understand that's completely retarded logic...

"Americans can't have a good healthcare system because that would encourage them to play sports."- fanaskin

Fuck you, ESPN. Wake up 15min before kickoff and Reggie Bush is listed as probable so I start him instead of Chris Johnson.

Two bullshit penalties against the Titans on the same play. Nice.

No. It worked out pretty well, actually.

Nothing. I poke fun at Kaepernick and the 49ers because I'm a huge Alex Smith homer (he played for my alma mater). As I'm from Utah, this is one of the few instances in which I have the opportunity to be an obnoxious, blind homer about anything related to pro sports. It's pretty much all in...

Can't wait to watch this happen to Kaepernick again.

wat

How many INTs do we think Kaepernick is good for when the Seahawks completely shithouse the 49ers again in Seattle? I mean, assuming the 49ers are even capable of getting to that game with Kaepernick at the helm.

Coughlin seems like a guy that is going to keep coaching until he dies on the sidelines.

Their offense is a lot better than their defense currently. They've scored 66 points in the last 2 games.

Better than Kaepernick. Always has been, always will be.

lol at this Bills game.

Did tad ever respond, Big Picasso?

Please halp.

Fuck everything. Watching the finale shootout from last season for the next 4 hours.

Get a great game from Moreno and Gronk, Broncos lose to help out the Chiefs. Everything's coming up Sebudai. Is there room in the IROC, Azeth? P.S. Steelers in the playoff hunt?!