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I guess some people must applaud everytime their car comes to a complete stop too.

Dental dam - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia It's like a condom for other ports.

I think I've only seen that on southwest airlines flights, and it seems like that happens because the flight attendants start clapping. i don't fly much, and I've only been overseas once, flying air france, air madrid (or whatever the fuck they call it), and british airways. I don't recall any...

HAH, I got proof I'm not old. I just learned the right way to tie my shoes like a month ago. I may have been on this earth for 39 years, but apparently i'm still a youngling just learning to tie my shoes. I've been having trouble keeping my boots tied ever since I started wearing them. The...

I always have, and always will type exclusively with my penis. Nothing you can say will make me reconsider that, because who'd wanna touch a keyboard that's been poked all over with a dick? And if you're wondering, yes, I use my balls to work the mouse.

just to clarify, are you asking the actor who plays Ron Swanson, or the writer who writes his lines?

In his case, she has that he's a dumbass. But I was thinking she might give him an incurable STD and then convince him that it would be unethical to fuck anyone else now.

In his case, she has that he's a dumbass. But I was thinking she might give him an incurable STD and then convince him that it would be unethical to fuck anyone else now.

He said they are both fixed. She's going to have to hook him some other way.

Reminds me of

No way I'd trust a fat dietician. I'd sooner trust a skinny cook.

I see you've decided to judge it without trying it.

He should have done a 3rd panel for "what we say to women" Far side may not have been the best comic out there, but I've probably seen more far side's pinned on walls, in textbooks, and in powerpoint presentations than all other types of cartoons combined. Dude must be lighting his cigars...

Probably started after 7.

Yeah but dicknuts implied ALL PACs were the same, and that's what I was clearly responding to. Try to keep up kiddo.

I thought the V stood for Vagina. Just another good excuse to fuck, and if she feels special for having someone put in a little effort to remove her panties, that sounds like a fair trade.

I don't think the sociopath label applies to zach, because I don't see him breaking any rules. He might be a narcissist, or bi-polar, or even BPD, but he might also just be an asshole. I predict that eventually the blue team will get scared of zach (not from a competitive standpoint, from a...

So, we're supposed to believe that someone perfected the DNA of a human and it still came out ginger?

Hey izo and dumar, what field do you think her PHD is in?

The other dude is probably wiping his cock with it after sex.

Apparently all these hot chicks we like so much are actually really brainy and not the least bit athletic. Quien sabe?

Once when my wife and I were dating, she was sleeping with her mouth open, and I woke up with my usual morning wood. So I woke her up with some surprise blowjob action. She seemed to enjoy it.

Ohnoes is an adulterer.

Are you sure no PACs ever actually spend money on candidates and/or campaigns? Cause, it seems like they do.

Is it because you are embarrassed for yourself that you didn't realize that from the first episode?

Nope, I'm still in business. Does your wife need some quality seed?

Coupla things, I love fun sized bars, I hate that they're hard to find most of the year. That being said, that situation would piss me right the fuck off. If for no other reason than there is no way 2 fun sized bars equal a normal sized bar. It would take like 3 or 4 of them.

Anybody got before/after the white bar pictures to compare?

I've always felt that someone should pass out free condoms in the olympic village that are riddled with holes. Because the gene pool needs all the help it can get.

They would never fornicate in a lightbulb. That's why married couples get locked bedrooms. What's your top search engine right now?

In Texas, you can't discharge a firearm in a county over a certain population (I think it's 1 million). Don't know what city fam lives in, but the city itself is probably over 1 million. I'm curious how home boy gets away with hunting outside the apartment building too. Is he using a BB gun...

Hodj. Mainly because I always imagine him being his avatar, and I think I'd like to hang out with that guy. What's the foulest thing you've ever smelled? How long did the damage last?

Some guys are into that shit. I had a stripper lactate on me once, that was too much even for me. No warning at all, but she claimed that most guys asked her for it when they found out she lactated.

you're whores are getting better looking every time johnny. Keep up the good work. Oh and we need tit shots of all of them for the archives.

I've got a good woman. She plucks the nose and ear hairs for me.