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    Energy Drink Thread

    Old news, that's last year's model. Coming in 2022.... Not even sure what the fuck an Aussie lemonade is. Do they call them Lemmies? Probably. Does it throw you in a voluntary quarantine camp? Maybe.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Oh, yeah. I am not interested in anything being handed to me. I am simply a fan of living below my means, so that I don't HAVE to work. So many dudes at work buy $70,000 trucks and shit. Why. What the fuck. Then they're just living here, working 60-84 hours a week. Fucking why. No thanks. I...
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    4Posterity - A repository for your favorite out-of-context FOH quotes

    Figured I'd post this as a follow-up, I went over to her house for Christmas and found her new welcome mat.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm afraid I don't follow this conversation anymore. At first, I thought this was some dig on me for not wanting to spend my life climbing the corporate ladder, and assuming I must need public assistance. I don't, and I'm doing fine. Now, there's apparently the insinuation that I'm not...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I dunno if I'm missing something here, but I'm about the least likely guy to support or take handouts of any form. I don't want them, I don't need them, and I'd just as soon move into the woods with an axe and a rifle than ask anyone for anything. I grew up self sufficient and learned that...
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    The Metal Thread

    I haven't really listened to Metallica in about 20 years, but they really are a source of inspiration for people, just not for the reason most people think. Metallica is a band made up of extremely mediocre members who somehow managed to put together the biggest band ever to exist. No one needs...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah, this is the way I interpret it too. I've had a path opened to me at work for the last couple of years...a path to an easier life, but more corporate bullshit. The company hasn't exactly been falling over backwards for me, so it's just getting tiring. I had ambition to pursue this at one...
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    4Posterity - A repository for your favorite out-of-context FOH quotes

    Dude, she is. It's fucking weird. She's got like 100. She spent 300 dollars getting this fucking mouse's broken leg fixed one day. ITS A FUCKING MOUSE. IT COST YOU 6 DOLLARS.
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    State Of Decay 2 - May 22nd Release

    I am trying to do all the lethal boons, got trader done, working on builder. Put up a builder sniper tower. 50 influence for cover to get me out of rough spots, nice. Start putzing around near some barn, rile up a horde and call in some sniper shit. I *think* i got hit by one of the sniper...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    3 years after my divorce, coming up on 2 with the new gal. It's kinda weird being happy. I haven't been happy in the entirety of my 40 plus years on this planet. Very odd. We don't argue often, she takes care of a lot of the shit I don't want to, it just works pretty well. Meanwhile, my ex...
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    Gifts for people that have everything.

    I'm sure we all know someone like this, so i thought we could start a thread for ideas for those difficult people to shop for in our lives. My daughter works a factory job and lives at home, so she's got a shitload of money. She doesn't have any RL friends she talks to a lot (her friends being...
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    What would be the motto for FoH?

    Always go full retard.
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    The Metal Thread

    And, because it snowed here last night, fucking winter metal.
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    The Metal Thread

    Every once in awhile I swing by and listen to this album and can't believe it was all fucking B-Sides, this song has such a fantastic riff, and the lyrics are hilarious.
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    Need child math assistance

    I remember doing "challenge" problems like this as a kid, and even before I knew the "math" required to do it, I would just plug in numbers. Alright, how many cows we have? 100? Lets see where that winds up in the numbers. Oof, way too much. Okay, 20 then. Hey, 20 gets me pretty close...
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    State Of Decay 2 - May 22nd Release

    The community editor has been down since this post. After waiting for like 4 weeks, I decided to just grind out daybreak. Turns out you can do it solo pretty easy, even with nothing, so once you get going it's not bad. 40 minutes per though...it's not something I'm looking forward to doing...
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    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    Lol, this guy didn't even lose the ash off his cigarette.
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    Ghostbusters : Afterlife

    Honestly, it's a pretty good movie. It's like the Mandalorian - at it's heart fan service, but it's really good fan service. It's got a lot of great quips, and the story is just wholesome, instead of being crammed full of woke bullshit. Best movie I've seen this year. Also, only movie I've...
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    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    I think enough time has passed that I can share this here. When my marriage ended, I had no idea what the fuck to do. My life fell apart literally in an instant and in a not dissimilar way. I'm in jail for a few days, I've got a restraining order keeping me from going home, almost lost my job...
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    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    Nice Pepsi hi vis vest. How do you think they feel about their employees rioting?
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    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    If you are afraid of doing the right thing, why the fuck are you on a jury on a high profile case?
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    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    Well, I was pretty sure he was gonna be cleared of all wrongdoing, until I saw the prosecutor with a motherfucking live weapon pointing it at random places in the courtroom. How they fuck do you even get that in there? "Yes, it's unloaded sir, should be fine." I gotta take off my fucking shoes...
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    Depression

    Honestly, the easiest way is to just stop eating. I did some serious hard labor for a very long time. We're talking go home, eat a DiGiorno pizza and still lose weight shit. When I stopped doing that, it slowly started creeping on. So I just made my lunches smaller and smaller. Then when...
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    Board Games

    Meh, the game didn't age well, honestly. It's absolutely trivial as an adult, even with the hardest of hardcore Zargon.
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    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    Or, he's stressed out and can't sleep and yawning all day.
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    Gloomhaven

    I got to play my MT for all of 4 scenarios. Apparently, it counts party kills towards your retirement goal. So, kill 20 bandits or cultists took me all the way to level 2, and then it unceremoniously retired me. Didn't even have enhancements unlocked. Fucking bogus. Oh well, got a new pally to...
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    State Of Decay 2 - May 22nd Release

    No, set the game aside a year or so ago when I started prepping for the zombie apocalypse IRL, picked it back up last week when I saw the thread get bumped. Makes sense there would be something like that available. Fuck daybreak, forced multiplayer bullshit. Nothing I hate more than that crap...
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    State Of Decay 2 - May 22nd Release

    Oh yeah, that's the other thing I was gonna say. What everyone wanted for SoD2 was multiplayer, and they managed to make that happen in the most uninteresting way possible. I mean seriously, multiplayer may as well not exist. And I don't even wanna talk about th Daybreak shit. Not exactly what I...
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    State Of Decay 2 - May 22nd Release

    I'm still trying to figure out which survivors (or perhaps more accurately...skills) I need to bring when I start. I was bringing automechanic, electronics, pathology, but the mechanic died to blood plague when I got careless and I couldn't get him home in time. A doctor of some kind seems super...
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    State Of Decay 2 - May 22nd Release

    Well, ran thru a nightmare playthrough with no legacies, since all my previous playthroughs were on dread, and you're right, scentblock does trivialize shit. 1 scentblock to melee for an entire stamina bar, 1 C4, and about 8 bullets kills a plagueheart, which means I spend most "days" driving...
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    Board Games

    Yeah, mostly. We all picked up the game simultaneously...I bought them all obviously, but didn't really play any until the whole group got together. Our learning curve is basically the same. That being said, we're still learning intracacies of each character and how you have to play them...
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    Board Games

    I like Dice Throne, it has actually caught the group's attention pretty well. Basically I call it Battle Yahtzee around here. I played Yahtzee a little bit growing up, but it wasn't really my favorite. The implementation of HP and the cards really helps it out though and makes the game pretty...
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    State Of Decay 2 - May 22nd Release

    I dunno what it is about this game but it just fails to grab me. On the surface, it SHOULD be better than SoD1, but it's just...I dunno, more of a fucking chore. It's not really fun. Juggernauts are not worth the time, plague hearts are annoying, blood plague is just a resource grind to avoid...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I met one female on bumble and uninstalled that shit. Allowing women to break the ice is a terrible, terrible idea. Although I echo above, that's a fucking retard writing you, so you lost out on nothing.
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    Gloomhaven

    You can play it with people now. Honestly, the game is in really good shape, and has been for most of this year.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Heh, I visited a buddy in Seattle about 8 years ago now and he took me to a place that "minnesota style" pizza. I was like, wtf, i've never even heard of that. Turns out, they're just making shit up, nowhere around here makes pizza like that. I wish I could remember what place it was or...
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    Angel Keighley McEnany > Demon Faced Katie Katro

    I was gonna say...Kayleigh looking pretty old in that pic. She ain't got long left.
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    Get a free Kyle Rittenhouse at Culver's

    I look forward to that perfectly healthy man dying of covid in the near future.
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    Kickstarters

    Board game crowd is a bunch of absolutely insufferable woke cunts now. Every goddamned message board is pure SJW shit tier now. Goddamned shame.
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    Woodworking

    That's all we are is amateurs now that you left! No one to guide us on our incredibly wasteful yet satisfying life journeys! Also, I'm milling them myself. Might need a 36" bar though.