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I have dreams sometimes where I can fly and can't come back to the ground. I try to make it positive but I'm afraid to go outside. But those don't tickle my pickle. The last dream to do that was one where I had a huge house with a room for everything. Xbox room. Playstation room. Movie...

How much does a live in maid cost?

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Did he beat that motherfucker's eyebrow all across his face?

I'm working on her.

I was rustled that someone was rustled by titty drops. Get on my level potatoe.

Me too but it doesn't work as well when I'm doing it to myself. I like when my wife tweezes my hairs. The ear hair is the best but the occasional nose hair is always a treat.

Boiled feed corn? Do you let it go sour? I used to use sour mash and it would attract catfish and carp and baitfish. The baitfish naturally attracted everything else eventually. When I was a kid we fished for carp but never to eat. Supposedly a chinese restaurant would buy them but we...

I just taught my wife to do a titty drop. She likes to flash me, so I have her drop em then bounce them back and forth a little.

Do you think that she thinks her eyebrows look .... normal? Like, does she look in the mirror and say "yes, that's what a normal human set of eyebrows look like" or is she going for the fuzzy caterpillars? I sincerely think the mexican girls aren't going for normal. But this?

Clearly you don't remove your pants and piss outside like a normal man. Lean into it. Take a handful of water and splash it on your knee and tell people your dick dribbled a little.

This was known before these guys came along. Did you just start watching football last year?

I just got a call from technical support because my computer had a virus. His name was dave, I told him my name was sandeep. Long story short, the scam was to get you to go to a website and download some malware. After he told me the website he asked me what I saw. "Naked Ladies. " "What...

Glad you found a special guy who let you smoke his meat on the patio. mid-sized pussy faggot bitch.

Only dom. I already forgot his name.

That was about dom you fucking retard. Obviously you didn't skelly because @Oldbased still tags you whereas @dom doesn't tag the massive pussy faggot bitch. You just got triggered by your own stupidity you mid-sized pussy faggot bitch.

I'm sure acidfly's post set you to thinking along these lines. Did it to me too. I mean, I've seen similar words used to describe a porn clip more than once.

You don't need super soldier serum to pick up mjolnir. Just a pure heart.

I don't know exactly what you mean. But yeah, that sentence got away from me.

I need to be freed so I can go re-offend.