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My dad was pretty great. He died at age 53 I think. I'm 45 now so that's something that worries me. It was from a heart attack and the coroner said he had been having minor heart attacks for a while but the pain was being masked by pain he was getting from his tailbone. This was 20+ years...

when you get a thai massage and they don't touch your dick. Yeah yeah sure my wife was there getting a massage too but I still feel like she should have touched my dick.

How do they know? I self identify as vaccinated.

If that knife is also used to repair the garden hose your analogy makes sense.

I lean towards wrong. She is clearly dressing up like loki and apparently he's the most common variant. So what's up with the timeline bombing? Looked to me like she just sent reset charges out. All they do is reset the timeline and the TVA does it all the time. Seems like that shouldn't...

None of them are as bad as not going down on a girl.

Batman is a fucking asshole I guess. Might as well give him a wife beater and a 40 in a brown paper sack.

I'm upset that girl loki wasn't hotter. Bitch better clean up nice after a shower.

Now that would be a hell of a twist.

It's like there's 10 of you who copy paste from the same site.

If the cock shaped ball gag fits ...

That's sort of what I was thinking. That guy was a garbage tier drunken fighter. Wouldn't surprise me if they tried to copy the choreography directly from Jackie Chan fights.

Yeah well, you're not fucking trailer park trash who might be looking to trap someone into 18 years of child support. Are you?

First off, i need pics. I'm curious what you mean by thicc. Second, do you tell girls up front that you're snipped? They might not want to mess with you if they know they can't trap you with a baby.

I don't really understand what Loki did wrong to wind up in their sights. The tesserac was practically hand delivered to him so he grabbed it and escaped. He didn't try to meddle with time. He just did what you'd expect him to do. I don't see how there's a timeline where Loki didn't grab...

You are confusing gender and sexual preference. If a woman is raped and gets pregnant do you think that means she must have enjoyed it? The point of that story is that he actually turned into a female so thoroughly that he got pregnant. Real actual gender fluidity not the mental illness we...

I don't think this is being delayed for pedro's schedule. He's barely actually on screen. Like the biggest need for him is probably in voice acting. I think they're delaying it because of Gina. I think filoni and favreau are trying to get her back before continuing. Or maybe I just hope...

How did he know she didn't mind control someone else's kids? The kids in town were on ice somewhere most of the time so I bet they didn't get documented. The man ordered kids be shot. He's a clear bad guy.

I guess we'll never know. But if you search for bathroom garbage bags on amazon you get tons of hits. It's an actual product category that's probably more expensive than it should be.

In context it looked like you were talking about purpose built smaller garbage bags of some sort for kitty litter. Did you notice lickingdick also thought that?

That sounds like a single use plastic bag.

They should change it to American Inventor cunt

Plastic bags are not single use. When I get home from the store I save them to use as trash bags.

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Then explain the song. The Commodores sure make brick house seem like a good thing. They just removed the 'shit' part so the song could be played on the radio. Sounds like it's describing a big but sexy woman. 36-24-36. the clothes she wears, her sexy ways, make an old man wish for younger...

If the parent wasn't a faggot that would have been two. Pics unrelated.

You mean crosshair? His chip needs dealing with right now.

I won an item in an auction on tuesday. It was an online live auction. I tried to contact them with shipping info on tuesday and wednesday with no response. Today I call and get a live person and I'm told that item was sold to an onsite bidder for $50 less than I bid. The website still shows...

She reminds me a lot of the teacher I would fantasize about to kill my midday boners. "Look lenny, if you don't go down, she's going to see it and stick you in her" Then I'd imagine the smell and it'd be safe to get up. My teacher was single though, this one is married so at least she found...

54 months? Her face isn't that bad. To get that much time her body must be disgusting.

That's not even new. My niece was wearing a seatbelt as a belt at least 10 years ago. No, this is not my niece. Her belt was plainer. It looked like it actually came out of a chevy, but it was bought at the mall. Went great with her ripped jeans that were never washed.

I get really pissed if they hang up before I can call them dumb cunts.

I coulda swore hennigs did 5 years so I assumed that's what they all did. I just looked it up and he did 4 years like Staubach. He was supposed to do 8 but got out early after serving in the Gulf War.