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The problem with IPA really is that the past 20 years of lol IPA are awesome has warped people's sense of tastes. Now normal beer tastes too bland because all they've had for years and years is bitter ass IPA with overpowering flavors. Even I partially suffer from this. My go to for many yeas...

I mean, I drink black Italian espresso and black Turkish Coffee. But fuck 99% cacao lol. Now that I think about it, the only time I saw someone actually pretend to enjoy 99% cacao was in France.

Which fire sword? Elden Ring definitely has more accessible and obvious cheese than other Souls games. But I don't think it takes away from anything IMO. And lol @Tuco speedrunners don't even bother with getting the halves of the elevator key because they just use the Iron Maiden teleport and...

Sub 30 minute clear lol.

I don't hate IPA, but I do hate that there are so fucking many of them.

I know. It's crazy in size. Seems to me that as opposed to having a Side B like Chalice dungeons they just put every single fucking thing they made into the game somewhere. The jaw dropping stuff is the effort they put into completely optional bosses and side content. Things you can both miss...

Rountable Hold feels a lot like Bloodborne's Hunter's Dream. Tarnished are pushed their by unknown forces and given the mission to restore the Elden Ring. Hewg the Blacksmith is an actual prisoner in this place as he says. Chained to the wall. He prays to Marika one time you come across him and...

What is in that build though?

I thought Merika was Godrick's mom. Marika being the Golden Goddess or whatever and Elden Lord Godfrey the Queen Consort?

I am getting serious Lost vibes from this.

Why rats specifically?

We bitched about that like a dozen times in here. While I like the idea of great runes the reality is that Rune Arcs are a bit too rare and expensive unless you're farming them via coop and pvp. Otherwise you burn your rune arc only to die like a retard to some dogs or falling off a cliff. Or...

Pretty cool. You will learn about the different grades of beef in Japanese terms too!

IDK if someone has 100% it yet tho. There's a lot of secret shit in this game.

Have you tried getting gud?

The town is like a reality TV show for space aliens or something. All of the pieces are there. Throw randoms into an inescapable prison with nightmare creatures that only come at night and operate on numerous restrictions so you can avoid them easily enough. But if they catch you you're fucked...

Which ones do you mean?

The more clips I see of Ashes of War I don't have the more I realize that going tried and true Sword and Board is really limting your overall game experience.

I watched the first episode. I get that they want to go for "all sides of grey" or whatever but McCoy is a pretty irredeemable piece of shit right out the gate.

The High Seas.

This is a bit weird... Creature Feature Town and also... inexplicably murderous townies?

Lore:

That's the one! Those ruins are shit with the Death Power guys though. IDK what its called but Death Buildup is complete bullshit. If the meter goes to full you just die instantly. Well with a very lengthy animation of you getting impaled by spikes.

I am going to try hoarfrost out. I found it randomly but haven't used it. I've just been 2handing the Bloodhound Fang and parrying with the buckler sometimes. An option to AOE something would be quite helpful.

There's an assplunge spell. You fall and look like you're taking a huge shit and land on dudes. It's hilarious. Forgot where I found it though.

I'm looking forward to respeccing. I got the Golden Halbard at like level 9 and directed stats so I could use it. Now I am finding all kinds of cool shit I want to try and its like... damn.

That windmill town with all the dancing corpses was creepy. Boss was underwhelming.

Why didn't h ever heal? He's using Carian Glintsword Greatsword or whatever the fuck and Unsheath Ashes mostly. The hammer guy was using Troll Roar or whatever.

I've been enjoying this one. It's sort of like Solo-Leveling but much more readable than the shitty Korean light novel translations. It's the same guy that writes Monarch, but I got a bit bored with that one and its inconsistent updates as of late...

Coward's path? lolwut.

Oh I found it at random lol.

Well I found the way up to Altus without using the special elevator. That was pretty cool.

I am going to respec from STR/DEX soon I think I am not even that far into the game but I want to try this Sword of Night and Fire or whatever I found today. I guess I'll push Faith with it and get incantationts to fuck around with too. I've certainly found a lot of prayer books (like 6 so far)...

Wait, what benefit did Disease Cloud provide in this context? I played as a Cleric back in the day so everyone was always sucking my dick.

You were supposed to firebomb Phalanx btw.

This is the thing. From shows an amazing amount of trust in the player to go out and find these things. Whereas the tRiPlE AAA developer would think that developing anything for a game and not forcing the player to encounter it is a waste of money in developing it. So they don't. Which is why...

The Finger Church in Roundtable is definitely creep as shit too.