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  1. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I like to meditate before they take the BP and they go WTF! because it's so low. I learned a technique back in college when I was doing a research paper.
  2. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    In the books he had killed the sarlacc. But that's all part of the legends universe now so we don't know the current story. In legends he escaped with (and because of) his armor. So something clearly changed. Mayfeld used to run with mando and recruited him for the prison break specifically...
  3. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    I was the only one shocked they blew up the razor crest? I was expecting the rest of the season to be a cat and mouse game with that tracker. Then after the fight I was thinking, OK lets see how bad it really it, I'm sure it can be patched up again. The boba shit was epic. When I saw his...
  4. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    At least it looks like that girl shaves her pits. Sure, there's some 5 o clock shadow now. That tells me she normally shaves them and just didn't this weekend. That's part of what conjured up the smell in my mind. When you're not taking care of small hygiene things like that, what else are...
  5. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    I can smell that picture.
  6. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    You mean the line I quoted in my initial response. I'm not sure how you're confused. Oh wait you're a liar you weren't confused at all. You were just flailing around trying to find a way to win. Nice cop out seeing as how literally everything you say is a throw away line.
  7. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    But he is wrong because that's not what he said. He said no one would watch it if it didn't have the star wars name. He didn't say that being part of star wars just made it better, that no one would watch it otherwise. I do think it would be this popular because mandalorians were...
  8. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    To prove to you that you don't need a heavy dose of pre-existing lore to build a good world. Because that's what you claimed. Oh really? That's exactly what we're talking about. RL pic of arasayer and his son
  9. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    But you know what is mutually exclusive? "Highly Rated" and "Nobody Watching" It's like "Araysar" and "Honest" What does the pre-existing lore bring to the table when I didn't consume any of it? The shows in The Witcher stand on their own. Are you saying the existence of it is what...
  10. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    You're so edgy bro. I bet you don't need a razor to shave. KUWTK was garbage that aired for 15 years and somehow that means no one watched it? I don't even know wtf KUWTK is. Just laughing at your interpretation of the facts as you laid them out. To me the witcher is nothing but a series...
  11. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Maybe it was half of her cookie and we need to ask if some other dude got the other half.
  12. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    Oh wow so shocking. I never expected you to call netflix's highest rated show ever garbage. Whether it's garbage or not doesn't matter. You claimed no one would watch this if it wasn't star wars. The Witcher proves you wrong.
  13. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    It's about equal with The Witcher in every important way other than linear story telling and I think 1 or 3 people watched that. Looks like you're wrong again.
  14. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    Must have been one of the side stories that never tied back into anything in the book. Like the one with the gender fluid pirate. I don't think she ever came up again.
  15. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    I just got caught up because I've been travelling. Who is Cobb Vanth? Is that one of Boba's aliases? I know I've heard the name before but can't remember where. Maybe it was just in this thread.
  16. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    Fuck dude, try to stop being a moron. Who is this 'they' you're talking about? There's no omniscient narrator in star wars. Anytime you heard that it was the opinion of the character saying it. Do you need a list of all the characters we already know survived order 66? There's at least 10...
  17. Hoss

    Star Wars general purpose movie stuff

    Don't let the doorknob hit ya on the way out buddy
  18. Hoss

    Star Wars general purpose movie stuff

    So I'm getting pumped for this new Christmas special. Has anyone seen it yet? how long is it? I'm going to wait till Christmas eve. I noticed in the trailer they're doing time travel.
  19. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Is it my imagination or has Romo upped the game of other announcers? I've been noticing a lot more this year that announcers not named romo are finally giving us details like what the team should run, what coverage the defense is in and what it means, etc. There was a little bit in the past...
  20. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Winner!!!

    If you follow caps example you fnd sacred cows. Then rape them. I think he's the most deserving asshat in the history of the prestigious award.
  21. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Final Round of Voting! Choose your AssHat here:

    have you tried blowing on it?
  22. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Winner!!!

    What the fuck? You already posted this and the celebrations were ramping up. I'm not sure we can do it again.
  23. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Final Round of Voting! Choose your AssHat here:

    In my defense, I did say mods.
  24. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Final Round of Voting! Choose your AssHat here:

    It's not working. Mods can do it but they have to follow the law. Citizens are allowed to run around capping as many motherfuckers that we have bullets for.
  25. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Sheeeit I been trolling those waters since I was 16. I was always a little scared of meeting kids but I never shied away from single moms. Proven performers as far as I'm concerned. Only reason I was worried about the kids was because I was afraid of getting one with a bad attitude who decided...
  26. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Final Round of Voting! Choose your AssHat here:

    That's why I said most. Xeq is the only one still here. At least it would be a step away from always going to political posters. This time he at least gets an asterisk.
  27. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Final Round of Voting! Choose your AssHat here:

    I was going to vote tomorrow but now I'm afraid folder will read that last post and use his massive wealth to ban me from here instead of the more logical choice of luringdick. @Caepan because teeks didnt come close. If he follows in the footsteps of most previous asshats and asshats off into...
  28. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Final Round of Voting! Choose your AssHat here:

    If the threadban item was working I was planning to threadban him anyway.
  29. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Final Round of Voting! Choose your AssHat here:

    Motherfucker is this why you lost? Because you didnt count all the votes for luringdirk? I thought those vote counts seemed suspicious.
  30. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    Missed the end of the game because I'm in a shithole country. They cut away for there regularly scheduled televized yoga class. Luckily there were pretty girls and it really turns me on when I don't know what a bitch is saying.
  31. Hoss

    NFL 2020 Season: Gravy Edition!

    COWBOYS NATION CHECKING IN Superbowl bound baby AND a top 10 draft pick, that's what we're going for this year. Or does the superbowl winner always automatically get the last pick no matter the record? I forget.
  32. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Voting Round 4!

    plenty of time for folger to vote again.
  33. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    I'd like to see her play a damsel in distress. It would have to be a comedy and there'd be one scene when no one is watching that she punches a bad guy and launches him into orbit. I too would pay $1000 for a chance to wrestle with her. Do you think she'd agree?
  34. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    That's fine but we really need nudes to put this to rest.
  35. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Voting Round 4!

    Goddammit foldger this isn't a facebook giveaway where you can enter every day.
  36. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    And if you don't like the taste of bananas you can take them as a suppository. All the nutrients none ofthe calories.
  37. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Voting Round 2

    You been waiting 4 years to use that haven't you? Well enjoy it your window of opportunity will be short.
  38. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Voting Round 2

    If this was a swing state (which it is) and you were a democratic election official (which you are) then you'd count mikerb's post as votes for scream and teaks*. Since those are the only 2 of the 4 he voted for that was clearly his intent. and 10 votes for biden
  39. Hoss

    AssHat 2020 Voting Round 4!

    Screamfeeder vs. @Caepan - Fuck that guy. He probably needs psychological help and not an asshat avatar, but this is all we have to offer. Also, I don't like the avatar and want it changed. @Vanessa vs. teekey - Fuck that guy. He probably needs psychological help and not an asshat avatar...
  40. Hoss

    The Mandalorian

    Yeah I skipped all the SW cartoons at first because I can't stand that style of animation. But I got used to it. After watching rebels, the clone wars style didn't seem as bad. Rebels animation was peak shittiness. They dialed it back for resistance to something more tolerable. Resistance...