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  1. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Spoken like someone who's never bought lumber. The biggest idiots are the ones who drag it all out to the parking lot and don't use the loading area.
  2. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Yet another retarded take by aldarion. It's safer to back in than to back out. You have a better field of view. The absolute best is to pull through though. The fact that everyone else pulls in forward and backs out is a stupid argument because people are morons. As long as it's not...
  3. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    So the indians who stole his password can use it, obviously.
  4. Hoss

    Chad Powers

    I do not remember her from american pie at all. Was she the quirky friend of the popular girl?
  5. Hoss

    Chad Powers

    Oh you mean the show where donna from that 70's show gets naked? Hmm, can't remember what made me watch that. Are you sure they were all fat ugly dykes? Also, TBH, natasha lyonne is pretty awesome and that was where I first saw her.
  6. Hoss

    Chad Powers

    Weren't they talking about a dude this year who was drafted and didn't want to play for the team and threatened to go back to college? If memory serves, it would require a legal challenge but the barstool lawyers felt it was a slam dunk case that the NCAA might not even bother to fight...
  7. Hoss

    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    Yes, I went from having no idea this guy existed to being pissed the cowboys won't get him in a matter of 5 minutes. But maybe that's just gamesmanship. Jerry does have a few extra draft picks burning a hole in his pocket. BTW, why was this even a story if he doesn't want to leave and the...
  8. Hoss

    Izo's Hula Hoop Tribute Thread or IHHTT for short

    I think we have enough data to say dudes aren't interesting when they hula hoop. Even the fat chick was better than the last 2.
  9. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    lol I've had mine since I was a teenager. I mainly only see them when someone reminds me they're there. So thanks.
  10. Hoss

    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    On behalf of my fellow cowboys fans, I disagree. Back in the McCarthy days, it was comforting to know we didn't have the dumbest coach in the nfl. I hope dabol has blackmail on the owners and remains coach until he dies.
  11. Hoss

    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    Who? Is there (or was there) a football player named Muscle Hamster? I aint googling that shit.
  12. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    You only flash fry small pieces of meat. The outside will be crispy and the inside will still be pretty raw.
  13. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    No. You slow cook ribs. If you're cooking an entire pig at once you also slow cook that. So you would definitely want to slow cook a human if you intended to eat it.
  14. Hoss

    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    They get traded to cleveland if they don't perform. I would like to say for the record, the redskins suck and can get fucked. Also, I'm quite annoyed shotty didn't let aubry try that 70+ yard FG at the end.
  15. Hoss

    Fires of Heaven 2024 AssHat Winner!

    Its already been long established that campaigning goes here. https://www.firesofheaven.org/threads/ask-amod-the-worst-thread-in-the-world.6/
  16. Hoss

    Star Trek: Starfleet Academy

    yet another thing star trek predicted.
  17. Hoss

    Star Trek: Starfleet Academy

    So you're saying it's just a long line of 1 min toktok reels? Or however long those things are.
  18. Hoss

    The Jetsons' Live-Action Movie

    I watched ep 1. It reminds me of all the things I liked about the RR cartoon and silver spoons when I was a kid. Anyway, I looked for a picture of Urona and couldn't find one. Apparently wexler was not replaced because she appeared in all 21 episodes. The mini version looks like a one...
  19. Hoss

    Star Trek: Starfleet Academy

    Too bad. I like the people who play main bad guy and the dean in that trailer.
  20. Hoss

    The Jetsons' Live-Action Movie

    Who the fuck are you talking about? Are you talking about richie rich? I didn't even know that series existed until 5 minutes ago, but I looked it up and she was 22 when they made that.
  21. Hoss

    The Jetsons' Live-Action Movie

    Now I'm going to be disappointed when it's nothing like this.
  22. Hoss

    Fires of Heaven 2024 AssHat Winner!

    It's always been real but from laziness, not malice. If you vote multiple times he counts them all. He is 100% against voter id. But don't tell the plebes
  23. Hoss

    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    Unless you're listening to the audio immersion tunnel, it's mostly just one guy. Any other voice actors are only playing one character. hays did the entirety of book 1 himself and I think book 2.
  24. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  25. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    No. The point was that the money must be used for something that stupid that will make no difference at all.
  26. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    I think instead of a sobriety test, they need to do a basic driving test. Fail it and you get hit with Driving While Retarded. First offense is automatic revocation of your license until you go to court and prove you are not retarded. Any offense while license is revoked for retardation...
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    that's disgusting. to the woodchipper with you!
  28. Hoss

    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    Triple Entendre
  29. Hoss

    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    Daboll is probably the dumbest head coach in the NFL. I hope he has blackmail on the giants owners and keeps coaching for 50 years.
  30. Hoss

    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    Does anyone else think jew when they read/hear the name juicebox? I've just started book 7, so no spoilers please. I always thought the name was funny but after the recent revelation in the charlie kirk thread I can't stop wondering if she's going to be a mossad agent. Her people blend in...
  31. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Depends how many bars he got on his cell phone.
  32. Hoss

    Chad Powers

    Are you comparing mcbride's characters to Al Bundy? Shut your whore mouth.
  33. Hoss

    4Posterity - A repository for your favorite out-of-context FOH quotes

    post a pic of the hooker with FOH written across her butt cheeks, or you're a faggot. Your choice whether you want to tell us which STD she gave you.
  34. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    checkmate atheists
  35. Hoss

    Mugshawtys

    Once you go white, you're credit is right.
  36. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    I am aware. That's why when I type it shitshow it is shitshow. Not a shit show. Maybe my phone just has a poop fetish. It's like, COOL, He's in the bathroom again. Time for the shit show!
  37. Hoss

    Mugshawtys

    Is that the live stream mentioned in the story? I get nothing but a login screen.