Izo didn't you once teLL us that after your time in prison, the smeLL of mayonnaise gets you hard?
I don cum in prison, smeLL my ass
You can still backdoor
You may need to resort to advanced jew sorcery with the backdoor
Just look up how to do a backdoor
it's common to have pockets full of poop and porn in california
Trust me, I absolutely want to fucking suck a big fat fucking dick.
the mother fucking is lodged deep as fuck in my pipes and I have no idea how to get it out.
So that's how I ended up on a sunday waiting on a plumber to come bend me over
I lift one leg up on the sink, and take deep wipes to the point where I'm basically fingering myself
I choose Tuco's asshole.
Fiery but mostly peaceful copper acquisition
had an eye removed while I was there and was loopy as fuck from the drugs.
post a pic of the hooker with FOH written across her butt cheeks, or you're a faggot. Your choice whether you want to tell us which STD she gave you.Public service announcement, don't go to strange bars in 3rd world countries