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My philosophy on something like that is ... did I succeed the last time I tried? Yup, then as far as I know, I can still do it.

I guess when you buy the backstage pass, you make sure you sniff everyone's crotch?

Now you've gone and rustled my jimmies because you reminded me of my last accident. Some stupid cunt was racing through the parking lot way too close to the cars, hit my trailer hitch and pushed me into the car next to me. Because I had the truck in gear, it was called my fault. I hadn't even...

Your theory is stupid. I'm fat and I don't post pics.

Yeah, they don't want you to kill yourself while you're still in. Once you leave? They couldn't give a half a fuck. But for now you're still useful so ....

I can't see those pictures. Are they all mangled and missing their faces?

no. Furfags would be suiters. They are not known for being smart.

I'm not going to look it up either. I'm sure the sun dial thing was easy since it's a circle so you just evenly divide it up. I read a long time ago that the original measurements were based on the builder and they didn't worry that my foot was longer than your foot. Anyway, I bet it was...

What did you do to lose 300 lbs broseph? Was it aids? I bet it was aids.

Does anyone know where I can watch the pro bowl stuff? I always thought those competitions were a lot of fun. Best I can find is some of them in individual videos on youtube. None of the streaming sites I have seemed to carry the broadcast.

That sounds a lot more complicated than banging on the ceiling and yelling SHUT THE FUCK UP as loud as you can.

This doesn't work for proposals, but my company has started charging them for the wait time. When we ask for information, we give a need by date and a cost per day beyond that date.

The only way to clean a fursuit is with your own saliva.

The good news is that none of these fucknuts will watch the series, so true fans like us can talk about it without interruption. Right?

90 minutes for all that shit surprised me. Sounds like they tried to hustle.

What are these numbers? Are these average scores for each generation? Are they real or your guess? I was thinking the same thing. Pretty sure last time I sold a house, the first offer I accepted, the guy had 675 and couldn't get a loan. Gave him a looooong time to get his score up and I...

I'm beginning to think I made a mistake by reading a post from a furry.

This is the kind of brain damage you get from huffing your own farts in a fursuit.

iz u fukin stupit? L2Forum faggot

Iz u fuckin stupid? You quoted dick who quoted him who quoted dick who quoted the post about the girl in the dating profile. learn 2 forum faggot

Except for the cancer that appeared on her lip?

thats what phones are for.

sounds like you need to bring in your own personal computer to do all the actual work and leave the company computer running behind you where you can ignore it. I do that too, except instead of 'actual work' it's porn and foh.

The only meaning I can find for RQB is Recognized Qualifying Body. WTF are those memes about? Shit's not even in urban dictionary yet.

yeah but the boys won't admit to fucking the uggos either. So she gets to quit and the investigation goes nowhere.

I think that's why people like joss whedon so much.

With an unwritten agreement you can also jack up her rent as high as you want. Just better hope there's no rule against having tenants in the apartment building. I was going to mention that but he'd already posted that she was gone before I got caught up on the thread.

He's also got us all tricked into thinking he's autistic.

Atlanta? I saw that and noped out based on the name alone. Are you guys saying it's good? What's it about?

Your TV is so proud of you.

To use a rod like that; I'm guessing you do all your shitposting from your study wearing a smoking jacket while puffing on a pipe and drinking brandy. I never realized you were a real Dr.

mentally and emotionally, I'm still 23. So I'll never need readers.

So that just means I'm on my way to needing readers? no macular degeneration or some other bullshit of the sort?

Got a question. Not too long ago I discovered that when I'm having trouble reading fine print, shining a bright light on it is at least as good (maybe slightly better) than using a magnifying glass. Is that a normal condition? Doesn't seem normal and I've never heard anyone else talk about it.

Possibly. These were hockey players, so they presumably higher T than average kids their age.

Never heard of that. I don't known many people who went to prison, but those I knew all came out fatter. The food is garbage. Nothing but carbs, which makes you fat. The only way I see someone losing weight in prison is if they became an exercise fiend or if they were eating nonstop on the...

Did you play sports in HS or have a gym class where you had to take a shower? At 15 everybody is getting hard. You have no idea yet how to keep it soft. Pissing was sometimes a problem for me at 15.

I remember both tripping the rift and lexx. I didn't like lexx but I liked TTR even though I saw TTR as an animated version of Lexx. Now that I know lexx was supposed to have nudity I think I know why I didn't like it. I'll have to find the original version and give it another go.

Finally watched it. It was decent, but I was bothered by the fucking amatuer spy shit. Hey, lets turn on location tracking while we're doing illegal shit. What could possibly go wrong with that? Don't bother getting an encrypted purpose made device from your daddy warbucks spy agency or...