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At least babies wouldn't be a problem. From her perspective I would finish by sucking the cum back up into my dick. Or no ... wait I would start with that, followed by 2.5 minutes of furious pumping. out and in out and in.

Damn. Why was he trying? Did their kicker get hurt, or is it a special rule of the xfl that you can randomly pick a player to kick a fg for more than 3 points? That would be a sweet fucking rule actually. The extra points should be based on the player's weight.

What if aliens experience time in reverse from us. So all the alien visits we're getting now are aliens fucking with us in their future because we will discover and fuck with them in our future. But we're only going to fuck with them because they fucked with us so hard in our past. Who fucked...

Fair enough. But that's not likely to ruin a day. There can't be more than 5 people in the country who still need to collect gas receipts.

What's their name? He probably knows them from the meetings that all black people are required to attend.

Don't go see the cashier. If you're getting that message, the cashier is getting a message telling them to confiscate and/or destroy your card. Source: I used to work at a gas station and I cut up a few cards in front of people.

Once again, she sent nudes .... where are the fucking nudes? Why do we never get to see the nudes? She may be a child rapist, but she's not a child. We need a fappening type event to rectify this injustice.

No motherfucker. Classic is 70's and earlier. Always has been, always will be. in 1962 the rolling stones knew they were making classic rock. We're talking music here, not cars.

lol. so bag heads like their paper bags to be well seasoned?

Still got your paper bag? Or did yall make new ones every week?

I got a bespoke suit last year. I don't like suits much but I've always wanted one that actually fit right. I do not regret it. Might get another. But I don't have a desire for a 3 piece. Fuck vests. The people I used came to my house for everything. I considered wearing it to work one...

Going through the same thing. It was my first good leg day in a long long time. Months. I did it saturday and my legs are just starting to stiffen up tonight. Tomorrow is going to be rough. And then you have Keith Richards who was has been pretty big the entire damned time. OK, not...

Makes sense. That's a Nebraska 10.

I was thinking more along the lines of about to have 'the talk' with the son of the single mom who lives down the hall.

He was alerting his help. Let us know when they come for you, brother. We'll come in from behind.

lol thanks. Are all the games on sunday, or what? I'll look for them this weekend.

when do they start playing?

No funko. No dolls either. They're all action figures!

And what does it mean? He beat her? Is she the one with the black eyes?

lol at the fucking restraint thing and helmet. Classic case of hysteria. She needs a good dicking.

Bro My mom threw all of mine away when I went to college. She was like "It's been years since you played with any of that you don't even miss it" "I PLAYED WITH THEM LAST SUMMER BEFORE I WENT TO COLLEGE WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I DON'T PLAY WITH THEM!" That's when I turned to video games...

Milkmen delivered for longer. They both started in the 1880's. Ice started to be phased out in the 1930s. Milk was delivered well into the 70's, which coincidentally is when the women's lib movement started turning women into whores.

So, was the zeke back to dalls thing an april fool's joke? I assumed it was, but I'm still seeing it.