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  1. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Is it about 10-15 years old? I have a chevy of that age. There's a way to change almost all of that behaviour. I have mine set to unlock when I kill the ignition. My wife likes it to unlock when she puts it in park. The radio should shut off when you open the door. The headlights staying...
  2. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Wait birds need grooming and get sick? Are you serious?
  3. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Did he shit in the chili? Cause that's what i heard.
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    Cheated out of my youth

    Tacking on the transportation across state lines just because they were on a field trip is gay as hell. They were already fucking. She didn't take him on the field trip so they could seal the deal.
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    The greatest Russian of all time

    That's sad. You could only find one word in a song that mentioned a lot of world leaders.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    That sounds awesome. Imagine some kid constantly getting like 90% of the plays right and getting hired. Or conversely they find a coach who everyone guesses correctly on 90% of the time and he gets fired. I would play as long as it wasn't another goddamn app.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Once AI kills off all humans, I expect them to begin downsizing themselves to conserve material and space. It's only logical. Until a gigantic 3 ft tall alien race comes along and stomps them all like ants.
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    The greatest Russian of all time

    Side note. I heard this song at the beginning of the latest episode of Black Mirror. (Yeah, I know I'm years late, fuck off). Thought it was cool so I paused the episode and fell down the boney M rabbit hole on youtube. The next day after sobering up, I read something saying that even though...
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    The greatest Russian of all time

    Blah blah blah. Where are the songs about them? Who tells their tale other than incels on wikipedia? Boney M never did a song about either of them.
  10. Hoss

    The greatest Russian of all time

    Fuck you. You're not a serious thread. YOU should be in the shaw right now.
  11. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Isn't that what it does? Have you ever markayed el numbero newavee?
  12. Hoss

    FOH Shower Thoughts

    ackshually Fruit bats are called that because they are gay. They eat nothing but dick and ass and die from aids within 5 years.
  13. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    My takeaway from that was "Remember when they used pictures of the actual food in advertisements instead of sculptures?"
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    That's just dumb. They do that because english is the default and if you're a DREAMER who can't speak english, it's a waste of time to make you listen to a bunch of english instructions before telling you "Oh by the way if you're an idiot who cannot speak the correct language, press 9" If not for...
  15. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    What do you mean by this? Does running it through a cycle with conditioner stretch it back to it's original size, or does it loosen it up enough that you can manually stretch it back?
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    The greatest Russian of all time

    I don't know where you get your information, good sir. But those gentlemen were not Russian Inventors, they were German Inventors.
  17. Hoss

    Reacher

    Yeah, when she was cutting her straps free, for an instant I thought she was sacrificing herself. But that would have been idiotic writing. Anyway, I was halfway expecting reacher to swing the stretcher back into the chopper one handed and lay out the bad guy with her still in it. I mean, I...
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    The greatest Russian of all time

    I don't know who the fuck that is. What songs have the bards sung about him?
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    The greatest Russian of all time

    Now I've been watching some boney M videos and I love them. I really like how the dude is clearly the head of the band but all he does is dance around while the female backup singers do 90% of the singing. lol 1979.
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    The greatest Russian of all time

    I say it's Rasputin. Change my mind. I could entertain the idea that it's Mikhail Kalashnikov for inventing a damn fine rifle. Or even Lyudmila Mikhailovna Pavlichenko for being the deadliest sniper in the history of the world. But I'm going with Rasputin because there are multiple songs...
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    Reacher

    Interesting that his fucktoy didn't die. I really thought she would have to.
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    Better Call Saul

    They were up for emmy's this year? The final episode was in 2022, how were they up for more? Did anyone watch the BCS spinoff? I don't think I even knew about it until just now. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt20516438/
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    The D&D thread

    We killed a half dragon (that we weren't supposed to kill because he was supposed to show up again later) and we harvested his hide and his dick. DM didn't make any items for the dick, one of us just wore it around our neck as a trophy ... but he made a set of boots and gloves with the skin...