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Is that your dishwasher or the one you wish you could afford?

I wonder if this movie will pass the reverse bechnel test.

Nope. Link doesn't work.

And as luck would have it, the guy who would play him is also old as fuck.

I'm just still trying to soak in that getting rid of half races is woke. So they want us all to be purebloods? Did they also get rid of races that were too similar to jews and chinks? That's "literally hitler" levels of woke. Feels almost like a psyop but I can't tell by who.

That's a pro-tip for finding a clean mirror to take a selfie with.

I'm hella confused. Never heard of paizo before. So I looked it up and I guess they made pathfinder. But I thought pathfinder was a version of DnD. So how similar is pathfinder to DnD and which version is it closest to? If you are familiar with one are you most of the way to understanding...

Of course we all have to pretend. Do you even know where you're posting right now?

Maybe. I'd never actually played DnD until last year. But so much of DnD is everywhere that I still saw a lot of it without realizing the source. So if you're into fantasy at all or RPGs it'll all seem familiar to you.

i watched Smokey and the Bandit 2 a couple days ago. I remembered that it wasn't as good but I had just had a good experience rewatching #1 and I wanted to be reminded of how far it dropped off. It was worse than I remember. I mean, with all the added talent it had a lot of potential. But...

I didn't even know about this. I'll give it a try but don't expect me to jerk off to it.

I gotta tell ya, I always thought she was ugly. Far and away the worst part of the show and the most unbelievable part too that bandit would pick her over all the trim throwing itself at him. But the other day I realized she did look pretty good. I think I just had a hate-on for her because...

It's been a while since I watched the video, but I think that was the point. They mentioned the sadistic warden making it a loop of 100 and it blew my mind that you could defeat that by adding 1 to all the numbers.

I can't give a demographics report for our viewing. I don't like other people so I don't pay attention to them. I only noticed the crowd because of how much I hate people.

Oh and I'll add, in the little theater we've been using for the past few years, We've never seen a crowd this big. Small sample size, I know, but it was a wednesday night and there were 2x as many people as we've seen for any other movie.

Just watched smoky and the bandit again. 10/10 I was surprised at how well it held up. I bet it's been at least 20 years since I saw it last. I never realized that Bandit was a truck driver normally or that sally fields was running away from marrying Junior. Finally, after all these years, I...

Anyway, saw the movie last night. It was terrific. It might be the best new movie I've seen this year. TO be fair, I haven't seen a lot of movies this year though. I'd have to actually do some research to remind myself what I've seen.

Yeah I think it was my favorite too. Still remember the guy with the "prepare for success" attitude. He kept the fences repaired just in case someone came along with a flock of sheep needing a home.

I still roll my HP die. Everyone else looks at me funny, especially when I roll a damned 2 and could have taken a 5 without rolling. It just doesn't seem right not rolling it.

Yeah I always heard that as niggling. I knew Wakandanrdly too. It's funny to look at the original definition and realize that the word it evolved into is typically applied to people who are known for stealing things and being bad tippers. Most etymologists are afraid to touch that word, but...

I had a DM in an early game who made sure not to kill me and I was a little disappointed. He asked me how many HPS I had left and attacked the person next to me because I was low enough that I might have been taken out. I didn't argue but it seemed dumb to me, I know I'd keep attacking the one...

Those were probably the first novels I ever read. Definitely the first series and definitely the first of whatever you call this genre. But I didn't recognize that was what you were talking about until I saw the name Lloyd Alexander because I didn't remember prydain (I always called them the...

Is this more AI art?

when I go offshore, I can usually find a place to sit or stand on the rail and look at the ocean and not see anything else. No other rigs, no boats, and obviously no land. Gives me the illusion of being out there all alone. It's even better at night.

I thought he said this was his first campaign to DM, but he's done other adventures and has been playing for a while. All I know for sure is he said we'd be able to control when we turn and when we die as the wolf we'd revert back to human form with whateve HPs we had when we turned. He also...

It's my first campaign so I wouldn't know either way. I've played like 4 AL one shots, 2 non AL one shots, and now we're 3 sessions into it with this group.

Bro, there's not much ambiguity. Take a few breaths and reread it. It says in plain english that the player has until the next player has taken his turn. If you want ambiguity you can argue over whether that means the next player has to play a card or if drawing one is good enough.

I'm already calling it a gift.

I'm in a 5e campaign and I just got turned into a werewolf. I'm trying to decide if I want to lean into this or get cured in the next town. Anyone got any insight on playing a werewolf? It looks like the wolf has worse AC than me, but about 50ish hps whereas I as a lvl 3 bard only have about...

Have you seen how fat favreau is? No way.

Is that guy an actual actor or a member of the RL 501st? I think most of them are 501st cosplayers and if he is too, maybe he just couldn't deliver the line.

I actually use soap for showering. It really increases the effectiveness. So that means the soap is there for the shower sex. I'm not sure if any gets deep in her vag because she's got natural lubrication in there.

The soap we use is pretty slippery. Maybe you have really hard water.

that is a good story. I probably would have told the father not to worry about the money just have the kid do the work.

We know retards have retard strength. Maybe retard dick is a thing too.

Because he hangs upside down and cries about how much his life sucks.

Maybe if we had a tankless water heater. But there's no way the hot water would last long enough. I hate coconuts. The smell makes me gag. I suspect I'm allergic to them but since I can't get past the smell I don't eat it very often.

I think they're guessing when it comes to Testosterone. Doctor said I had low T and I had no symptoms at all. So I went on a couple of treatments just to see. Gels didn't work, weekly shots did, but I felt no different at all. All they did was get my numbers up. My wife was worried it would...

I used to know all those special searches. I can't remember what it's called but I think it's related to Grep. A buddy of mine taught it to me. He used to use those modifiers to search for porn. He'd find tons of pics that people had on the web, unsecured, but not actually posted anywhere...

There's nothing wrong with a sample full of strippers.