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Those tools wouldn't have worked against a miniature poodle if the poodle didn't want to be controlled. Pretty much any animal kept as a pet will be too fast.

If he'd showed up to the second day of fireman axe swinging class, they would have covered how the pointy edge is the one you want to use in that situation.

4. Didn't you see the man squirting them with the water hose? I'm guessing that was the owner since they wound up inside the fence with him. He looks like he's going to get raped in prison a lot. Also, it was 2 pitbulls. If the second one wasn't there they could have pinned down the first...

Well, we don't really need help at defensive tackle ..... so yeah, no doubt. Go ahead and slap a star on his prison uniform.

How much training do you think a fireman gets in axe swinigng? Like, is it a full semester long course? Do they train daily for years to attain the rank of master axe swinger? I bet it's a lot more like "Here's an axe, we use it to do this. Grab an axe and go do the thing. Congrats...

Was working with a cute girl last week. She looked to be in her 20's so not too hard to still look good. But she had the ugliest laugh and it amused the everloving fuck out of me. When she laughed, her head would go back (not tilt back, just move back) which made her chin disappear. Then her...

Why don't they allow prison inmates internet access? It would pacify the fuck out of them. They'd all be braindead zombies just like any millennial walking around with their heads in their phones. Plus it would give you another avenue of punishment to take away their internet access. Only...

If this wasn't the grown up section I would mention that you could always start rumors about him.

Try pretending you're white next time. Works surprisingly well.

Was it Austin? In most parts of Texas, 50% of the male bystanders would be armed.

I just finished season 1 a week ago, 2 at the most and I didn't know season 2 was out either. that is really bad advertising when you don't even tell people who are watching the show about season 2.

How much does it know about us? Can it write a poem about tanoomba in the style of boozecube? If it just responds with :emoji_fork_knife_plate::emoji_poop::emoji_coffin::emoji_gay_pride_flag: I will be terrified.

How would the cheatriots know what the seachickens were doing? What, exactly, are, you, suggesting?

I missed some news. Payton is coaching again?

Challenge accepted.

Great analogy. Because I don't give a fuck about charities just like you don't give a fuck about her. I do, however, give 100% to my marriage. I'm sad for her that she fell for a sociopath.

If you do that she will think in the back of her mind that she can wear him down. The talk will do no good. If he did then he wouldn't only care about how a relationship would benefit him. He'd see making her happy as a benefit in itself. That may not be enough to overcome the negatives...

Move the goalposts much? You got BTFO by an AI twice.

i keep hoping he'll take a page from Brady's book and start signing team friendly contracts.

I was wondering about that. I didn't hear they had recinded that rule. I assumed they were just letting them get away with it because they weren't being obvious like the refrigerator picking the guy up and toting him across the line. (Is that what happened? It's how I remember it but it...

We have a murder pact in place. When the time comes to end this, one of us will kill the other. Divorce is not an option. BTW a bangmaid is not the future. We were doing that shit 40 years ago.

the egg thing might be a better example. Because this one looks totally like a thing a human would do. It got the answer right in the end. The opening statement was just backwards.

In the context of a Turing test that means nothing. Plenty of humans fuck that up too.

Start dating and bringing home other girls. If you cared about her (which I think we have established that you don't) you'd tell her to start looking for her own place.

That's surreal. So the AI makes mistakes? Or is it a prostitute who tells you what you want to hear?

I'm pretty ignorant of prenups, but isn't there a clause in them for violating them? I always figured they were enforced similar to NDAs. You don't do the thing you're not supposed to do because there a 1000 lb hammer waiting to come down on you. So even if the family court judge ignores it...

and it fails by always knowing the correct date? Sounds like ELIZA was more fun. That ho was always trying to get in my pants.

How are they going to get rid of it? Are they going to require all defensive linemen to get their fucking pads lower than the offenses?

Does this AI pass the turing test yet?

She wants to be married. If you don't then you're wasting her time. If you cared about her there would be some small amount of value placed on making her feel happy and secure. Security is a man's primary function in the relationship. Have her sign up here so I can tell her she needs to walk.

Like Kaines said, that's addict behavior. Go to some meetings bro. Maybe take her with you so she understands the lies were because of the addiction. Not that it excuses lying but at least it will frame it up in a way that maybe she can trust you as long as drugs aren't involved. Actually...

You're talking about leg braces, right? Because what the fuck are you doing looking at a dude's grill hard enough to see braces? Try using the last 4 of your zip code. I was told that is specifically intended to eliminate the problem of same or similar street names in the same town.

I remember cybersexing in a chatroom once. After we went to a private room the girl told me she wanted me to suck her dick and that was the end of cybersexing for me. It had never occurred to me that a dude might be pretending to be a girl.

I wonder if the "Im going to disney world" thing was always a marketing gimmick or did it happen organically once or twice before disney started paying them.

I'm not sure weight classes mean what most people think they mean. Look at UFC 8. David Vs Goliath. They purposely matched giants versus midgets. The results were 3 wins for the giants, 4 wins for the midgets. Maybe 5 wins for the midgets, I'm not sure if the superfight was also david vs...

change your avatar to help people out.

It's pretty good, but I'm about to start fast forwarding through the house drama. I only want to see hot girls getting drunk and acting like cunts on reality TV. The slapping part is almost like all the best parts of a UFC fight distilled into a few moments.

Wait, was it tails of the jedi or tales? goddammit now I have to go look. So does anyone else think echo left because he was tired of being called eeko? teek might be the next to go.

The question is, are people remembering your ball cancer or is your posting just reminding them of ball cancer? You might be ball cancer incarnate. If you see a picture of a dick and recognize it as a dick, it doesn't mean you are familiar with that particular dick. knowhatimean?

UFC was at it's best before weight classes. I assume they have to do classes for the commission to sanction them. I'm watching that slap fight show and they have weight classes and Dana mentioned they needed them for sanctioning. Maybe the answer is to say no penalty for missing weight. Or...