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  1. Hoss

    2022 AssHat Winner!!!!!

    Vaginas? On flip 'girls'?
  2. Hoss

    XFL

    Oh I misunderstood you. I thought you were trying to say england was so great because the names were meaningful whereas these names were random. Random and tedius references are polar opposites. Like I said, read a fucking book.
  3. Hoss

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Bullshit. A pit bull lunged for her throat and got her leg instead? Was this bitch walking on her hands? No True Pitbull (tm)(R)(c) would miss that badly.
  4. Hoss

    XFL

    Every single one of those names is something important from the culture of the city itself. Sometimes it gets fucked up though when teams move. Like the Jazz used to be in New Orleans and the name made a lot of sense. It's a joke of a name not that they're in Utah though. Arlington has a...
  5. Hoss

    2022-23 NFL Season : Herbert's march to Glendale

    On Thanksgiving it dawned on me that CeeDee Lamb is the right age that his name was probably a DEEZ NUTS joke by his dad.
  6. Hoss

    2022 AssHat Winner!!!!!

    Please list everyone you think would have beat you in the space provided below [ ]
  7. Hoss

    Folger's Extravagant Swatch Thread

    I didn't say all AKs are mag picky. I only have experience with the one so I wouldn't make a statement like that. But american made > anywhere else made. That is known and only a commie would dispute it.
  8. Hoss

    AssHat 2022 Final Round!

    Can't use bodayshus when you don't even know how to spell it. i keed i keed. I know how to spell it. bodacious
  9. Hoss

    2022 AssHat Winner!!!!!

    Good job this year. I know some people still complained, but I think most of us would agree it was the best bracket seeding in history. How did you sort the names this time?
  10. Hoss

    AssHat 2022 Final Round!

    You run the worst, most corrupt, and need a third thing before I post reply asshat elections this board has ever seen.
  11. Hoss

    AssHat 2022 Final Round!

    Foler vs. Bubbles - I need to seek a court order to mandate these polls be kept open for the full duration and the results not get certified until every vote is counted. Any forum lawyers wanna do some pro bono work?
  12. Hoss

    AssHat 2022 Final Round!

    What the fuck happened to 2 days? You only started this thread yesterday. I'VE BEEN DISENFRANCHISED! You and your ilk are up to your democrat tricks as usual, I see.
  13. Hoss

    AssHat 2022 Final Round!

    It's DRIVEL you fucking asshat. dribble is what you do on your waifu pillow. So are you sperging out in the thot and FSR threads? Because I haven't read either in about a week. Will I see a meltdown when I get back to them next week?
  14. Hoss

    Andor

    You done goofed kid. You are being backtraced right now. You better have a written statement ready about how much you loved the ob1 series.
  15. Hoss

    AssHat 2022 Final Round!

    I lost to rajaah in the 2nd round cock snorter. Also for the record, I stopped in the middle of BB and watched the making of el camino, then went back to BB, stopped again and watched El Camino, then went back and finished BB.
  16. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    so
  17. Hoss

    AssHat 2022 Final Round!

    Fodder. And even with one in each hand, he's still 'missin the d'
  18. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    I think you meant meat women.
  19. Hoss

    AssHat 2022 Final Round!

    Holy shit. 25-4 already. I did not expect that. The other rounds have been getting about 40 votes per rigged election, so it's not over for the log wizzard yet.
  20. Hoss

    AssHat 2022 Final Round!

    Does this count as a vote for bubs?
  21. Hoss

    AssHat 2022 Voting Round 5 - the Final Four!!

    Yeah but it works for both. bubs becomes bob's with 1 letter change too.
  22. Hoss

    2022-23 NFL Season : Herbert's march to Glendale

    I know I'm old and my eyes are going, but was that Cousin IT punting for the Giants?
  23. Hoss

    The D&D thread

    I'd be willing to bet 75%+ of them will either be white or a clear white mix.
  24. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    They should remake Breaking bad with all women and she could be jessi.
  25. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Isn't Jersey "The Garden State" LOL?
  26. Hoss

    Poll VOTE: The Top 10 All-Time Greatest FoH Drama/Incidents

    Well shit. Now I want to hear the story of how the brother of one of his victims beat him to death with a tire iron. It had to either be that or his wall of CRTs fell on him.
  27. Hoss

    AssHat 2022 Voting Round 5 - the Final Four!!

    I don't think anyone has a problem with her ass. It's the face that never smiles and the eyes that clearly want to be doing anything other than taking photos. Realdolls show more emotion than she does in her photos.
  28. Hoss

    2022-23 NFL Season : Herbert's march to Glendale

    I wouldn't say I rooted for the niners, but that INT at the end won me $50 in the pool. I had 8 and it was winning all through the 4th quarter. I thought for sure they were going to give up a meaningless TD at the end.
  29. Hoss

    AssHat 2022 Voting Round 5 - the Final Four!!

    Still wanna know what board he thought he was posting on.
  30. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    The minimum wage food preparer probably injected your sammich with a covid vax. Been nice knowin ya. Can I have your stuff?
  31. Hoss

    AssHat 2022 Voting Round 5 - the Final Four!!

    We're going to have to actually keep count in the next round to pull this off, but i think we can do it. As long as lickingdick doesn't purposely disqualify some votes or end it while we have an odd number.
  32. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    Problem identified. Seriously. Aside from it being gross it's way more likely than ground beef to grow nasty shit on it. It might not be an allergy, but just a weird reaction to plain old food poisoning.
  33. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    You think the taboo against being turned on by children has only happened in the last 40 years? OK groomer.
  34. Hoss

    AssHat 2022 Voting Round 5 - the Final Four!!

    Foler vs. Mudcrush Durtfeet - I am disappointed in the community that a reactionbot made it this far. Are folder and bubbles the last 2 asshats on the entire board? Bubbles vs. RobXI - Reposting 100 pictures of that same girl and pretending it was some sort of ranking was funny the first...
  35. Hoss

    Ghosts

    ossoi clearly just doxxed himself. Right? We all saw it.
  36. Hoss

    AssHat 2022 Voting Round 5 - the Final Four!!

    Oh ok as soon as I posted it, it dawned on me. The black guy is clearly rob(bing)
  37. Hoss

    AssHat 2022 Voting Round 5 - the Final Four!!

    Is that your vote? Pence is obviously foler, but is the black guy rob or bubbs?
  38. Hoss

    AssHat 2022 Voting Round 4. It's getting exciting!!!!

    Every time I change my sig he adds another line to the filter file. I'm disappointed he's not even trying to be creative.
  39. Hoss

    Pole Barn / Outbuilding / Machine Shed / Man-Cave / Workshops

    I want a big compressor in my new shop. But it's hard to justify the noise, cost and maintenance. Give me some ideas of cool shit you can do with a compressor. I am going to at least get a small one, but this is what made me want to justify a larger one. The room is mostly for reloading...
  40. Hoss

    AssHat 2022 Voting Round 4. It's getting exciting!!!!

    Really? My last post is still editable. Why wouldn't yours be? Or do you not realize it's another word filter.