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Nah more likely @Haus or @Hosix I've been Hoss since my mudding days but I never got to use hoss in an MMO because those suckers beat me to it. But I beat them both here.

If you can reach the adams' apple, you're a bigger man than me.

No, that can't be about your deep penis pocket, there's only one P.

This is back? Where is it showing?

are we supposed to know what opd is? Here are the 2 most likely definitions I found. ODP stands for Ouate de phoque. Translated to English, it means ''absorbent cotton of seal''. But it is pronounced the same way as ''what the fuck''. So ODP is kind of fench translation of WTF. It is cool to...

How was the blowjob?

If i had a neighbor like that I would be spending ridiculous amounts of money on fireworks twice a year. And if she ever got smart and left town, i'd just save them till she got back.

i bet the guy who hired you says the same thing.

I don't have a QR code reader. Does this one work?

14 year old me had that wet dream so many times that I lost count. I just never knew her name until now.

She had me when she told me we should copy progressive nations like canada. I don't think that's real though because she would be a psychopath if she was really doing that. Hurting animals is often where they start.

OK if you say so. He's obviously following something from the source material. I don't read comics so I don't know either way. That's why I included the sentence about how bad he was at it if it really was supposed to be a hamfisted homelander = trump analog.

Except that there was a reason the rest of his team betrayed him. Even homelander still has some loyal teammates.

My theory is that's how the regular V works too. If you look at all of them the powers compliment their personalities. kimiko even came to the conclusion that the V didn't make her a monster, that she always was one.

OK great. I went back and found the link. If he's being true to the comics, he can "see homelander as trump" all he wants, but the comics were well before trump escaped the democrat plantation. If he's not being true to the source then he just sucks because his words in the big speech sound a...

You think Trump was the first one to say that? Rush Limbaugh's been banging that drum for like 30 years. The only thing in his speech that Trump ever said was fake news. Rush had all of it in his rants over the years. Lame stream media, punished for excellence, stop apologizing for...

I squirt a little sauce on each bite as I'm eating it.

i just want you to know that while I will still be spelling the word correctly, anytime you see me use species, I am saying it shpeesheesh. As an added bonus, I think i will start pronouncing specious as speseyus

Unless the jedi are right and the rage ultimately makes you weaker at the top end of the power spectrum. So is this over? How many episodes is it slated to be? I don't see release dates in the D+ app.

Same. I cranked out a few to it, but overall didn't like the movie.

you son of a bitch. I'm in.

Or Monster

That's why we write on the walls. Leave a little joke. A drawing. Whatever. It's like a "sup?" to your potty buddies.

I've never wanted to read a cook book more in my life. Give me the name.

My company uses them and holy shit this explains how I got aids. There is so much stupidity in the user interface. I would say the backend must be awesome but I've had expense checks get lost and we realized months later I was never paid. Not lost out of the system, just lost from the...

This whole thread just seems like worfing with extra steps.

Well that's weird. According to the Marqui de Sade, buttfucking someone on a full stomach is better precisely because it's fuller. It's been a while since I read it, but I think he said ideally you want to be pushing a turd back up in there.

Just got off the phone with tech support. Got a computer that's not outputting any video. So he wants to check the power supply. OK, fine. It's one of the supplies they ship, it's supposed to be 24 V so I measure it and it's like 23.8 V. He goes, oh that's not good, it's supposed to be 24V...

That sounds like private rooms intended for fucking. I bet there's a lot of fucking going on in there.

That's actually worse than what I have here, which is NO wifi in that building at all. At least I know to just take a magazine. You have to deal with the hope and frustration.

what the fuck? You have to rent a karaoke room? I thought the whole point of it was to inflict your godawful singing voice on a bunch of strangers. That must be a san fran thing. I've never even heard of paying for karaoke around here other than maybe a cover charge or drink minimum.

What I would do is I would start trying random things. Ramp it up until she shows you her limits. Watch porn and do whatever they do. Butt stuff. Nipple clamps. Another woman. Electricity. Wait, electricity might be dangerous so don't do that unless you're willing to learn about it...

Did you sniff her pussy?

I thought the difference was that they're analog while all the current things are digital. Some people claim that no matter how high the bitrate they can hear the digitization. So Vinyl or casset are the only options and vinyl lasts longer. For me a bitrate of 8 is probably fine for music.

Yes I do fuck ass on occasion. Was that supposed to be a dig? Would you like a do-over?

You only say that because you want to eat his ass. Do you just assume anyone who turns you on has fucked a dog?

I've never had trouble shaking loose particles from a spoon evenly across my food. Maybe just practice.

The company pays for it so the other crew has a right to it too. I just have to keep ordering it. And I'm not here so unless I lock it up or take it home there's no way to stop them.

2 rustles. #1 since I started losing weight I'm way more sensitive to jalapenos. Sucks because I really like how they taste. This might be a case of 'correlation does not equal causation', all I know is that my asshole is currently on fire because of this. #2 people who use something up...