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Might as well just be Brandon Ellis doing this, since he's doing like 60% of Judas Priest.

I did the same thing to my mom. She found out her dad died by reading it in the newspaper. I was about 15, and for some reason at like 5am, she came into my room (didn't wake my dad up, woke me up), and told me her dad died and I said "is he still gonna be dead in 2 hours?"

My parents have 3 kids. 2 don't talk to them, and one lives on the other side of the country. If they don't have the self reflection to realize the problem is not us, it's them, then I guess I don't care enough to try to fix their problem.

I can remember a few good times with my dad, but it's not "choosing" to remember the bad. It's that the bad far outweighs the good. Nothing is black and white, it's all shades of gray, but if you make shitty decisions more often that not, no one is going to remember you for the time you took...

My boss is ex-special forces, so I got this.

Always stung a little more that way.

So, my mother - As kids, we weren't allowed to go anywhere or have friends over. This was my dad's policy. My mom would let us sneak out occasionally, but for the most part, the rules stood. My mom would literally have to hang up the phone on whoever she was talking to when my dad got home...

Yeah, my mom is pretty garbage. She somehow managed to stop thinking for herself after she married my dad. She always chose my dad over her children, and that is something I cannot ever understand. There's a story there I didn't bother to get into, but maybe I'll tell it tomorrow if I've got...

My dad is one of the hardest working motherfuckers I've ever known in my life. He worked 60 hours a week growing up as an airplane mechanic, then came home and built 2 airplanes in the garage while I was a kid. Master tradesman, he did absolutely everything. At no point was there ever a...

Maybe. Who's asking? But honestly, I wouldn't be banging those sluts either, so it's rather moot. Now that I think about it though...last year I did find out that the previous 2 women I dated had babies in 2020, so maybe that was their plan. They both knew I was snipped, however, and that's...

I've found quite the contrary. I'm very up front with the fact that I'm done having kids and it's been nothing but positive. Usually a "sweet, let's get tested and skip condoms" No argument from me. Condoms suck.

To be fair, he always sounds like that. Interviews with him are fucking atrocious. I dunno how he made one of the best games ever.

Apparently you didn't get the memo that Idris Elba is white now https://www.thewrap.com/idris-elbas-luther-was-not-black-enough-to-be-real-bbcs-chief-diversity-officer-says/

I don't think I've ever met anyone who hates Highlander. It's just a fun, campy movie with a cool concept that gets weird when you take it too far. Which is why we need to leave it alone and not do some woke remake of how the Gathering needs more diversity.

It was a long time ago. I tried to block it out. Thankfully it worked partially. I saw that pile of shit in the theater. I've fucked fat girls and been less embarrassed.

Unless you watched Highlander 5 or whatever the fuck that awful one was where they made it so the prize was you could have kids. Let me make this clear...I love highlander. I've watched probably everything ever made. I bought the series set on fucking VHS. And I regret watching that shit.

The weird thing is that as I'm splitting it, I actually feel kinda bad for taking down such a beautiful tree. The problem is that when it's alive, it's not beautiful, it dumps walnuts I can't really use all over my yard and kills all my vegetables. So it really has to go....I just feel bad...

Nothing that I can think of. A lot of that stuff is 3-4" across, but only the Heartwood is black. So really, you couldn't even get a 2x2 out of it, and that's just not worth trying to square up. I have a lot of 5-6" stuff I'm gonna cut my teeth on milling though. ....and the tree isn't even...

I literally had to stop buying junk. Now if I want to snack i've gotta eat some olives or cheese or a yogurt cup or something. Feelsbadman.jpg

Wouldn't count on it. The thread on the Gloomhaven subreddit is absolute aids to read. I had to stop going there because of the insufferability of the vocal minority. The good news is that Gloomhaven's weak spot has always been the story. I just wont read your woke bullshit intros anymore and...

Man I'm so torn on FH. I want so bad to shove it right down his fucking throat, but I've got a gaming group looking forward to it for a year now and they don't give a shit about woke or not. They are not as ideologically driven. I will tell you this...it's the last thing I'll ever buy from him...

Some of the stuff too small for lumber but big enough to split for firewood.

Good tip, I'm taking down my walnut this weekend and had already noticed it on the smaller limbs I had taken off.

Dethklok exists and you think you can get away with that kind of shit animation for guitar playing? Maybe Nickelback's reputation ISN'T underrated.

18" chainsaw for scale.

I'm pretty sure the inside of eggs is a sterile environment. The only risk for salmonella comes from the outside of the shell, last I heard. So don't drop your eggshells into the bowl and you should be golden.

Well, that tree is kicking my ass. Also, black walnut heartwood is hard as fucking rocks. I decided to trim off everything I can reach with a ladder. Good call, because a lot of the branches near the ground are 20' long and weigh more than I can move myself. So, I trimmed out all the shit to...

Yeah, I saw Granberg was super fucked on order time a few weeks ago when I bought this shit. Decided to go with a model I found at fleet farm, figured that's probably better than Amazon shit. In any case, it's not like I'm building a log home or anything, so it doesn't need to be perfect, just...

Got a mill on the Husqvarna in the back of the truck there. Should be wide enough, considering the inch or so of white wood I'll be trimming off anyway. And yeah, rip chain is the next thing on the list, but I've got a couple weeks before I'm gonna need it anyway. Biggest problem I think I'm...

I am hoping to get enough lumber out of it to build custom nightstands for my room, and then one for each of the kids - heirlooms they can pass down to their grandchildren. I dunno what the fuck I'm doing with this though. Picked up a chainsaw for the first time today and kinda winging it. That...

I am sure gonna try.

Starting to bring down this black walnut. This is gonna keep me busy for a few weeks but definitely gonna be worth it.

My dad's saying was "Damn, cut it twice and it's still too short."

Heh, that post is 2 years old. I saw that tour in October 2019 here. Jocke had just been injured in that jeep flip over...he was really stiff and looked like he was fighting thru quite a bit of pain. As a band, the show was great, I think that was their first headline tour in America, so it was...

Tombstone does have a garlic bread crust available as well It's basically my household "standard" frozen pizza. We eat Jacks when we want a pizza done in 10min or aren't hungry enough to eat a tombstone, and something higher up the chain when they're on sale only (fuck you $10 frozen pizzas).

This is my bet.

I suspect it is far more than 2%. You wouldn't believe the amount of people I have run into who said they have the same problems but never told anyone.

No, what's sad is that this shit is not EVER told to anyone beforehand. No one tells you the accurate risks. They only tell you "yeah, put a bag of peas on your junk for a weekend and you'll be good Monday." No one tells you that you can jizz blood. No one tells you that there's a chance...

There's a problem with that too....I actually called about 20 urologists wanting to talk about my vasectomy and most of them won't even talk to you if they didn't do it.