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Damn, $225,000 bond for a teacher? She must have a trainwreck of a body or is so rich she only took the teaching job to pick up kids.

What tits?

Bullshit. Being in this section is giving you your sports fix. If you really wanna get off the sauce, you need to ask amod for a permaban from all of these threads.

Good quality product. The kickoffs are nice. I didn't catch all the rules though, why aren't they just driving it out the back of the end zone? Do the kickers not have the leg? Watched the houston roughnecks. I'm surprised they don't go for 3 every PAT. Run n shoot teams are at a bigger...

I don't see it on my TV.

Well that's just ridiculous. There's no such thing as a "pit" "bull". They don't exist. It's a boogeyman made up by animal haters who can only get hard by kicking puppies, but they needed an excuse to put down the puppies who didn't cower properly. Disgusting.

We're about to have a fucking space force (this will be the new 'we put a man on the moon' trope), why are commercials still louder than the fucking program we're watching? Why hasn't anyone invented a speaker where you set a decibel level and it automagically boosts or attenuates the output to...

It's missing "That's not even a pit bull" I suggest swapping it out for "There's no such thing as a pit bull" in the next revision, because surely there's no one dumb enough to believe pits don't exist. We're not talking about Jesus here, where there's some room for doubt. Physical evidence...

I got a Christmas gift that was a gun mag. (a periodical, not an ammunition feeding device). Not a bad gift, it came from a nephew with a shit job and we're not all that close, and it's not a mag I already read. That's not the rustle. I finally get around to reading it, and it's basically...

I do not remember. It must have been extraordinary, because he'd drink any kinda coffee. I've seen him drink coffee that had burnt grounds in the pot. Only thing I can think of is that maybe the coffee maker had just been cleaned and it tasted like vinegar. Or it could be he had a fresh cup...

This reminds me of something my dad did. We were driving down a back road and he said "son you're about to see me do something I never do. Litter". And he rolled down his window and threw a coffee cup out. I laughed. " what do you mean you never do that? What about the banana peel 15 minutes...

In fairness to the anti plastic bag people, they are very light and blow away easily. I sure as hell aint gunna chase a plastic bag around. Unlike heavier pieces of litter, plastic bags don't have the decency to get covered up by grass eventually.

The good strip clubs have always sold them.

I think we can take this as a sign that his time in purgatory has come to an end.

Well shit. Way to let non fans down 49ers. At least the fuckers with 0's didn't win any more.

OK now I need SF to score a TD and go for 2. Preferably miss it, cause that's more money, but even if they make it I can win a smaller pot.

I need one of them to score a FG somehow to win this pool.

It's not really more of a pain, but it's more of a risk for you. They should put the money (or some portion of it) back in your account while they investigate. If they decide it was really you and you just regretted the purchases, then you're fucked because they take the money back right away...

You know what that means everyone. When the game is over, start a thread with the results in the title and tag bubbles in it. "You were mentioned in the thread CHIEFS WON, FUCK YOU WEEB"

What pisses me off about paperless is that the best you can get is an email saying you have a statement ready. Maybe they might include the minimum payment in the email. If you're lucky, they might include the total balance. But that's bullshit because we should be looking at the statement...

What a shock. This is my shocked face.

Why'd you skip antartica?

What deathwing said. You can buy it if you want, but we make ours in the shop. I do not know how much soap it takes, but I don't think the ratios are all that important.

A 1 pt spread is a pickum Has there ever been a SB decided by 1 point? Even if it happens this time, it's a push and everyone in your league will lose. Take the team you know is going to win. I'd probably be betting the under on the O/U though. Even though in the back of my mind I always...

How old are the kids? We talking infants? If it's teenagers, I'd believe the theory that it's cops doing a sting. Why don't you message some of them and ask whether they are looking for pedos or are incredibly stupid.

Did you just spoil the entire series for me? No worries, it was pretty low on my list of shit to go back and watch.

You can tell he's sincere because of all the mourning threads he starts when regular people die. They got to be such a problem that @anadmin merged them altogether and hid them from everyone but him. He's just angry that we don't post in his thread anymore.

I feel like this would be funnier if I knew what doctrine the punchline was referring to.

It's funny. If you pay attention, you can almost tell the deaths they're ready for and the ones that catch them offguard.

I think that was @Oldbased I don't think I've ever tried that stuff. i tried something I got from a gunshow once and it was garbage. Worse than MREs.

But Muh DiverCITY Needs to be yellow to represent the most under-represented skin color.

She can play Elizabeth warren in the porn version of the presidential race. She got them high cheek bones.

It's not this one is it? I don't remember what the current logo looks like. I did a GIS for it and I can't tell if I'm seeing the real one or the kobe version. I guess all white silhouettes look alike to me.

Why would you need a crowbar? Will keys stop working for some reason? Oh you mean to get into other people's units.

I should have bought you one of these @Regime Does anyone remember if he chose 12 or 69 as his favorite number? For some reason I saved both.

Why is she pretending to be pregnant? Is that something you asked for, or did she just do it one day and you went with it? This is the biggest letdown on FoH since cakepops.

I should add that the pilots themselves in the gulf might be instrument rated, but most flights are not instrument flights in my experience. A lot of the birds flying out here don't even have instruments. Also, I'm sure most of the pilots around here were instrument rated on something at some...

1. Go to doctor with possible infection 2. Get prescribed antibiotics 3. Fill prescription 4. Don't take them because you don't think it's an infection, the dr is just a lazy pill pusher, and they fuck up your stomach 5. Profit. Like you said, I don't know the shelf life of them, but I'm...

I'm closest to a 15, except I have one arm over my head. Now, 20+ years ago, I was 1-25. I tossed and turned all night. I had a girlfriend who I elbowed all night long. After 3 nights of it, she went and slept on the couch and we never spoke again. When I was young my sister told me she was...

It would be much more cold hearted as a fake tweet though.