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    Retard Dumping Ground

    Back in those days the conservatives just didn't stick together because we were all different "flavors". Tad and merlin were some kind of nut flavor that I didn't want to be associated with most of the time. They also tended to rant about shit I didn't care about.
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    Wonder Woman (2017)

    I had a similar experience with the bloodrayne movie. But she sucked it through the entire film, just kept swallowing and sucking. When the movie was over she made me a sammich. That I didn't marry her should tell you how ugly she was.
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    It was probably a new TV and the saints were losing every time he watched a game on it. Sometimes you gotta bite the bullet and get rid of shit with bad juju like that.
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Anyone know what the stealers were thinking with that squib kick at the end of the game? I mean, I know it was a stupidly long shot, but that seemed like the worst option. Did they give up or did the kicker just not hit the ball well?
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    Terrible Jokes Thread

    Compromise and name him American Inventor jim. Surely no one could be offended by a great literary reference. But if they are, then it's still named Jim Crow.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Yall motherfuckers is forgetting about betamax. i don't have the entire trilogy on beta but i have empire. Also, when disney acquired it, weren't they going to re-release the true originals? or was that just fan masturbation? He wasn't really doing you a favor, just proving he was working a...
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    Pitch Perfect 3 (2017)

    Please don't tell me it got to Breakin, or You Got Served levels of absurdity, where important shit was somehow on the line.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    roger roger. I don't do any of those things.
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    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    I wonder if it would work to force choke myself while I jerked it. If I passed out the force choke would release, so it might be too safe for me to get a good nut.
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    Pitch Perfect 3 (2017)

    I'm down for any movie with those two commentators. When will they realize they are the real stars and do a movie with them just commenting on various shitty competitions?
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    Bright (2017)

    It was better than I expected. Overall it seemed a lot like Alien Nation (if you remember that old series) with the primary difference being that the human partner wasn't constantly ignorant of the alien shit going on. They definitely should have at least had a scene with a kid in a history...
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    Stranger Things

    After seeing 8 early on, I thought max and / or her brother were going to wind up being part of that program too. Max was pretty much always wearing long sleeves whenever I'd think to look for a tattoo. I didn't completely drop that theory until the episode where we actually saw their parents.
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    Stranger Things

    They have a small issue with power creep of their bad guys. First season was a demigorgon that they barely beat. Second season was a million of them, plus a mind flayer that they barely beat. If season 3 is a million mind flayers plus an even badder asser boss, it's going to be a little...
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    Vikings

    Sounds good to me. just do 1 scene every other episode of him raping some bitches. But for real, didn't rollo take over normandy and drive off muslims? I'm kinda thinking bjorn will run into him.
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    Let's Promote the Warrior Angels Foundation?

    Pretty sure OP could have explained it better since no one is going to waste 90 minutes listening to the podcast. But then, if he explained it, he probably wouldn't have gotten paid as much by the advertising agency he's freelancing for.
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Does that for me too. I always try a couple times when it gives me the button again. Then when I finally give up I see that the avatar has changed.
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    Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

    I was really hoping this would be a case of the week type show like psyche with a less pronounced season long arc. They got pretty fucking nutty this season. Sucks that it got canceled. I was looking forward to seeing more of the rainbow beast girl (or whatever they called her). Really...
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    Vikings

    I am watching. Much as i liked ragnar, I am not missing him. I'm missing rollo a little and I'm not sure why they dropped his storyline, but ivar and bjorn are more than making up for ragnar. Also, laegertha is still super hot. So it's got that going for it. Which is nice.
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    Doctor Who

    Certainly looked to me like the TARDIS ejected the new doctor. My wife said that since the TARDIS is the Dr's wife, maybe it just didn't want to be a lesbian.
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Someone start the official 'Cowboys are rebuilding' offseason thread.
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    Regrets

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    Anyone got a pic of Shelly?

    I don't think he was talking about his own penis there.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I've had an experience like that too. I went to a dealership to talk to a guy I knew from my job because he hung out there and was telling me about the cars they had that would fit my needs. When I showed up, I was met by someone else and told my guy wasn't working that day. So I let him show...
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    Tax Reform and You

    according to that calculator I'm theoretically saving 5 grand. But I suppose most of that will be in the form of higher take-home not a return that's 5k higher next year.
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    Tax Reform and You

    When does the new tax plan go into effect? I'm guessing 2018 taxes, but they could make it apply to 2017.
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Make him give you 30 points gunnar
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Seen it a few times. I think it's the first time I saw it go in the cowboys favor. I still think it's a dumb rule. Problem is, I'm not sure what the fairest call is there. I mean, you fumbled, there should be consequences. Giving it to them at the point of the fumble turns it into no big...
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    Porn for Votes

    They could just be fucking a guy they call "machine gun johnny"
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    Anyone got a pic of Shelly?

    I don't think you appreciate how hard it is to search properly using your off hand with so much blood diverted.
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    Last Man Standing

    Not really seeing that except on the most basic level of having a very manly man as the lead. The ranch is a lot more drama, which is funny since he's got sons while Last Man has all daughters. It is a better version of home improvement though, if you liked that show. Except that they never...
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    Last Man Standing

    Well if it helps I watched it when it was airing and at the time my family was a neilsen family. You can thank me for however many seasons they got. I always liked it and this is one of the few shows that we'll watch reruns of on netflix when we wanna watch TV but don't want to have to pay...
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    Anyone got a pic of Shelly?

    They are in the marriage thread. Use your google fu. She posted 2 of them. On the old site there used to be tags on the thread telling you where lindz's boobs were but I don't think they got carried over to the new site.
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    Anyone got a pic of Shelly?

    Mrs Gravy did post some racy pics in lingere and then took them down. She also posted some less racy pics wearing lingere and an apron I think. But they were all body shots nothing in the face. All we can tell is that she is not black and has a nice figure. Also, Zaara is in the same boat...
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    Anyone got a pic of Shelly?

    Don't forget lindz. I *think* Koushirou might be hot too, but I'm not 100% sure she's shown us a picture.
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    Justice League (2017)

    Movie wasn't bad. A little better than I expected and almost as good as I hoped for. In the current DC Cinematic universe, this is clearly #2 behind wonder woman. I'd say batman was the weakest link by far. I generally like batman, but this one fucking sucks.
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    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    Didn't see it yet, and didn't realize we had so many people here who did. A morning DJ on the station that's wall to wall christmas music right now (so I know nothing about him) saw a pre screening and said every dude in the theater was crying and none of the chicks were. My question for...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    When she starts sending you nudes, be sure to get her to write FOH on her tits and post them here before you fire her.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Add me to to the hulu interface hate train. I use a fire stick, and I've never been able to find shit from inside the hulu app. I always look for a show, try to watch it on hulu, have to log in, then I can't find the fucking show. Even if I've 'put it on my list' in the past. SO I have to go...
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    What tickles your pickle

    I don't remember a faction talk channel. Do you know the channel number?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    lol no. Not unless you count. The only platonic female friends I have ever had were women I work with. Even that wasn't purely platonic because I would have tried to fuck pretty much any of them if not for my strict no-shitting-where-you-eat rule.