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There's no reason for anyone to fear a pre-nup. It's basically a free-for-all during the pre-nup. You can have provisions in it where you get some of the shit the other person owned before the marriage. My wife and I talked about one, but we both wanted all the guns and wouldn't budge. We...

Because the student teacher relationship makes it illegal. Edit: At least that's what I've always assumed. I don't know that I've seen that verified anywhere yet. Something about having authority over them blah blah blah.

Man, getting married has saved me so much money. Sure, there was an expensive ass party right at the start, but since then all my money has gone to toys and shit I can enjoy instead of throwing it at pussy.

I'd heard the joke about John Wayne TP all my life, but I hadn't actually run into any until I started working offshore. In case you wanna try that, the brand is Scot. I can't tell which Scot product it is, but my best guess is 100 grit. It's much better than the other stuff they use which...

For those (like me) who don't know what absolute milquetoast garbage wainscoting is.

she needs ta unnerstan that her strongarm tacits juss mek u dig in ure heels.

NATIONAL TALK IN AN ELEVATOR DAY Last Friday in July | National Day Calendar Who the fuck thought up this? Next up: National Trap a Co-Worker and Rape Them Day BRB, gotta make a twitter account and post my account of how someone tried to rape me on an elevator but I stopped them with my...

He probably lists his height as "Julian fucking Edelman" or "#11" on tinder.

Sounds like supernatural fans.

So like 90% of the footage in that first look trailer was from season 1 right?

Made me chuckle because I read it at the same time I read the people talking about it being beloved because they saw it as kids. I was young when I saw it too. It was a good movie, my parents got me some merch, and I tried to watch the cartoon. But it was really middle of the good movie...

"Beloved" seems a little strong.

I suspected that might be the joke, but I had to check.

I don't know the full history of how the loans were invented, but I honestly think you're confusing 80/20 loans with something else. As I said, I've gotten 2 of those (if you inclide the 80/10/10) and I would not have been denied a single loan for the full sales price either time. The first...

They'll get my money. Where was the invisible jet in that trailer?

Your fingers get stronger naturally as you get older. It's even more noticeable if you do some kind of manual labor or supplemental training in karate. You might just be getting some old man strength in your hands and you haven't adjusted your wiping pressure.

Good thing I didn't have any respect for quinloe.

The only 100%+ loans I was aware of when I was buying were not 80/20 loans. I think they went up to 103% or 105% and the extra had to go towards closing costs. Those definitely had PMI.

You probably need pretty good credit and for the bank to think you're white or something. Also, on my first house since I was a first time home buyer it was easier to get the full 20% on the second loan. When buying the second house, it was easier because they knew the first house was on the...

quinloe, there's a good chance of her poisoning your wife against all men. You need to get her a boyfriend on the side to keep her hysterics in check.

Maybe you need to check for shit on your lip bro. Either that or on the wall you touched with your left hand while you wiped.

There's also 80/20 or 80/10 loans. I've bought 2 houses like that. You take out a second loan for the 20% to avoid PMI on the first one. A decade later, I did the same thing but I had 10% to put down so the second loan was only 10%. As with all anecdotal loan advice, the laws might have...

I, Jedi was badass. It's the only reason I went back and read the X-wing series, and I'm glad I read those.

Quite an old bump. But now I wanna know what the first post was about. Man's best friend even if you're posing as a woman on the internet?

If they make the playoffs they will be playing people who aren't on their schedule. I mean, they probably won't so in that sense your statement is correct. Yeah string him up. Girl claims assault, 4 witnesses plus him say it didn't happen. 1 in the car with her and 3 more in the parking lot...

My wife tries to finish my sentences all the time and it pisses me the fuck off. Worst part is she's never close on what I was about to say. Like, how many years do we need to be together before she should be able to finish 1 in a thousand of my sentences? I've gotten to where I just walk...

Saw it last night. The graphics were cheesy but I thought the story was good. Never played wow, but I was watching it with some wow players. I never realized how much the designs of wow and eq2 had in common. They would say that looks like XXX and I'm thinking "Yeah that was in eq2 too"...

Damn, I didn't know the people at the meat market would do that.

I'm watching fedor play poker on TV right now. Gotta say, this is pretty much exactly like I pictured him. He's german BTW, which explains a lot. Fedor Holz

With who? Aren't you visiting your guild leader right now?

That's pretty normal shit man. Girls get insecure. Enjoy your life alone bro. My wife asks that shit, I make her show me the goods before I will answer. Sometimes she asks if I would lie to her and I say yes.

What if I care about sexism in hollywood and want it to continue or get more obvious?

It's really a locality thing. What works best in Denver might not be worth a shit in Tennessee. Like he said, all the free ones. If you get frustrated with those and want to try a pay site, look for one that's being advertised in your area.

I guess you just need a better bag of words to pick from brozak. Personally, I like it because it sounds so much like nekkid. Quick poll for whoever is reading, it's only 3 questions: 1. How old are you 2. Did you know what necking was without having to look it up just now (or yesterday...

I know you're as old as I am. You know what it means.

Holy shit is that this dude's first time using the camera?

I think the best preseason football is when the guys who are fighting for roster spots are in. It's kind of like watching high school football (which I enjoy) where you never know what you're going to get because everyone is an unknown.

yes if only slightly.

Shit even my wife tried it. My daughter is going out with a boy hunting pokemon. I told her the other night she better be parked somewhere necking or at a party with drugs or something and NOT driving around playing pokemon again.

FTFY