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  1. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    That's the name I learned too. West Virgina Suicide Lane. Popsicle, I'm sorry you live in a stupid state that doesn't let you take defensive driving from comedians. Comedians get shit wrong too, but at least they're being funny and you don't reasonably expect them to know the law inside and...
  2. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    They can still write books about the crazy adventures following the map. I didn't see anything that said it was only a day later. Plus, it's a huge galaxy, plenty of room for side characters like we got with the EU.
  3. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    When an office building is leased it usually gets a facelift. They might add walls to make more offices or knock them down to make bigger rooms. Heck, remodels can happen even when the office is not changing hands. When that happens a lot, eventually a switch can end up on the wrong side of a...
  4. Hoss

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    Hell, just remove the facemasks. Nothing wrong with keeping the rest of the armor in place. Blows my mind. We were taught to lead with the facemask. Sink your ass so your facemask is facing forward, then shrug your shoulders so the helmet gets locked into the shoulderpads and put the facemask...
  5. Hoss

    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    Pretty sure I mentioned flexibility too. Also, that may be uncommon flexibility, but it's not freakish. Maintaining flexibility is the easiest part of a training regiment. The problem is people don't care about it because their ego makes them only care about throwing up as much weight as...
  6. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    There's nothing wrong with a girl wanting her guy to do stuff for her, just like there's nothing wrong with a guy wanting that from his girl. People respond to different stimuli and if you want a good relationship you have to make the other person feel loved. That one is called 'Acts of...
  7. Hoss

    Arrow

    Stop being a bandwagon faggot and try having an original thought at least once in your life.
  8. Hoss

    The 100

    There ya have it then. The snatch is intoxicating like honey moonshine.
  9. Hoss

    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    His shoulders look fine, but that pussy is about to get destroyed.
  10. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Is 'proximity' a french word meaning 'to look at her ass'? When I was dating I would walk a girl to the car, open her door for her, then buckle her seat belt. It was stupid and had nothing to do with chilvary, but everyone involved enjoyed it.
  11. Hoss

    Arrow

    Qhue might be on to something. It sounds better than my theory that darhk setup a remotely activated trap to kill him.
  12. Hoss

    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    As I said earlier, I learned to do it behind my head. I never did anywhere near 405 though. I think 225 is probably the most I ever even tried. Lean your head forward to keep from hitting it. If I remember correctly, the coaches were adamant about it being behind the head so we wouldn't get...
  13. Hoss

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    When they're jews? All morality is subjective bro. If you doubt me look at the sheltered SJWs we have running around today who think microagressions are thing and that microagressors should be punished.
  14. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Because sugar daddy is a different level. Wait, are they saying that verbatim, as in the girls are not just tricks, or are they telling you you're not just a trick?
  15. Hoss

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    It's gotta be what I said. We have 15000+ posts as proof of your lack of mental fortitude.
  16. Hoss

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Just did it. The second hand was full before I got my pants down.
  17. Hoss

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    That actually proves there is no indoctrination going on. Checkmate atheists.
  18. Hoss

    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    I thought military presses were behind the head. But, I guess as long as the bench is vertical, it's not an incline and I can't think of what else it would be called. It's been too long since I was a gym rat and I took too much time off in between. I'm going to guess you've always been blessed...
  19. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    Yeah, ok. It was an impossible goal. I never noticed c3po had a mismatched leg in the first movie.
  20. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    In hooker parlance I'm pretty sure he's a john and a trick. Girls go out and turn tricks, so the customer is the trick. It probably applies to both of them.
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    Arkk's Weight Lifting / Fitness Thread

    The relationship between machine weights and free weights is basically random. I can usually do more on a machine, but I often find machines where I can't lift as much as I do with free weights.
  22. Hoss

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    The Therapy must be working. He's gone from needing the last word to only needing the last letter. Z.
  23. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    And? Tatooine did none of those things for me. How about you? My first thought when seeing it was that it looked like a giant pile of suck.
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    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    I thought you were saying they were retiring because of fear of future injuries. Like they're a bunch of pussies nowadays. Or maybe they're just smarter and coming into the league with the plan to get money and get out while they're still healthy.
  25. Hoss

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    Only 3? I thought you said 20. Didn't all 3 of these guys have injury problems? Not exactly what I thought you were talking about. 8, 8, and 7 years. Not too far off the average for pro-bowlers.
  26. Hoss

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    That was meant as a response to lejeina. Erronious abused his daylight mod powers to sneak in before me.
  27. Hoss

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    Are you accusing us of being the 2 shadow mods?
  28. Hoss

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    I'm saying that I'm not convinced that high profile early retirements are on the increase. Do you have a list handy of who has early retired lately? Were they all 49ers? Where do they fit into the averages I already posted? You could say player safety has negatively impacted the product on...
  29. Hoss

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    That's true. Technically your ban was overturned too. So that's something.
  30. Hoss

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    I didn't even know you had a family. Yes, there were the kid pics but I assumed they were actually pictures of neighbor kids. Oh and you can climb down off the cross, you're not the first one to be shawed for something in the amod thread. I probably wasn't even the first.
  31. Hoss

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    Sorry, didn't realize you were ignoring anything that didn't help you make a mountain out of a molehill. Now I do.
  32. Hoss

    Dr. Mario's Retard Rehabilitation Program

    IMO, he was shawed for what he said about tarrant's marriage falling apart. I mean, we'd have to ask brahma to be sure, but I'd bet that was what did it.
  33. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    tatooine was awesome ?
  34. Hoss

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    Can't find a link directly from the NFL or NFLPA, but these articles reference them. The NFL's Official Spin On Average Career Length Is A Joke - Business Insider Average NFL career length | Statistic According to the NFL .. it's 3.2 years for all players, 6.0 years for a player who...
  35. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    I don't think he was worried about the cops. There is literally no way the cops could have gotten there before he walked around to his car. He etched "SG was here" on the wall. That could either mean Saul is coming back, or that Saul died in there.
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    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    The average NFL career is only like 3 years anyway. How early are these people retiring?
  37. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Lack of emotion would have me worried that she's been getting her ducks in a row too. Also, I'd lay money that she wasn't answering because Sancho was laying the pipe to her. I thought for sure you were going to show up and find him still there.
  38. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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  39. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    Whatever is up with the light switch it must have been bad because it's a stark contrast to him not being willing to go out the emergency exit. When he was flipping it, I thought it was going to be the lights for the conference room next door. I remember him hearing voices when it was off.
  40. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?