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  1. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Looks like she was just colder in the first pic.
  2. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    The kill ratio is actually a lot better than I thought. They're saying only half get killed, I thought it was more like 90%.
  3. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Does anyone have a gif of the bronco rubbing his dick in cam's face after a tackle? Can't remember who it was.
  4. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Hindsight is 20/20, but we saw that cam wasn't able to do anything so the backup couldn't have done any worse. Sometimes the backup provides a little spark just because the defense hasn't been preparing for him, and a little spark might have been enough in this game.
  5. Hoss

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    Well, we still have the pro bowl in a month ... Oh wait, shit. WTF is wrong with you NFL?
  6. Hoss

    The Children's Thread

    fuck, I think I'm myspace friends with you.
  7. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Damn. If anyone was too big to dive I would think it was me. But I've talked to a half dozen instructors about taking classes over the last couple years and not one has said anything about that. Does this bitch look more like Jabba the Hutt than a human?
  8. Hoss

    The 100

    So where did all the vehicles come from? Were they in previous seasons and I didn't notice? Can't figure out if they were sitting on the arc, if the mountain men had them and were not able to use them, or if they were laying around rotting on the ground and the arc people were smart enough to...
  9. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Is there any chance peyton doesn't retire after this game? If it will take a win to get him to retire then I want the broncs to win. If it will take a loss then I want them to lose. Basically, I just can't stand to see peypey stand there in the pocket and deteriorate before my eyes.
  10. Hoss

    Deadpool (2016)

    That could be funny, but fuck wasting 2 hours of my life to catch those few interesting minutes.
  11. Hoss

    First World Problems

    Mine too and I don't even have heated seats. Cloth Seat Master Race checking in.
  12. Hoss

    Deadpool (2016)

    Rob Liefeld is the guy who can't draw feet and doesn't know how a girl's body works, right?
  13. Hoss

    First World Problems

    If I wrote "This card is stolen" on the back of mine, I'm pretty sure the card would expire and be replaced before it gave me trouble. I'm kind of tempted to do that. Maybe I'll take another one and write the N word. I bet that's noticed the first time I use it.
  14. Hoss

    What age did you start selling crack

    I heard clinton-dix is about five inches long, has the circumference of a quarter and heads off at an angle.
  15. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I doubt it's fair to say the NFL is fucking SF. If that's what's happening it's because San Fran's super bowl bid committee set it up that way. BTW, who's stadium are they playing in? I thought it was the 49'ers stadium, but you're making ti sound like some place completely different.
  16. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Brown wings just means licking asshole, not eating shit. As the soygen gif is alluding to, it's the gays who eat da poo poo.
  17. Hoss

    Tequila

    I haven't heard that. There is definitely some cheap tequila that's 100% blue agave, but they use younger plants. But this is from Wiki and I didn't know this. The blue agave plant has spiked leaves and a round, fleshy core (the pi?a). The leaves are chopped off and the core is cooked and...
  18. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You are now an outcast.
  19. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Just watched Inside the NFL for the first time in forever. I never realized Boomer Esiason was the spitting image of Phillip Seymour Hoffman. The mockingjay people should have considered bringing him in for the reshoots.
  20. Hoss

    What age did you start selling crack

    Dirk, didn't you notice his sig? That wasn't forced upon him by some mischievous mod.
  21. Hoss

    Angie Tribeca

    My wife asked if it was done by the same people who did naked gun. I guess she hadn't realized how Steve and Nancy Carel's names were all over it. Anyway, I'm bummed that I missed the marathon. Now I have to watch it one at a time like the plebes. One question for anyone who did catch it...
  22. Hoss

    Galavant

    I watched the first episode this season and I almost deleted the rest the other day. Soooo, I should save it and watch it some day?
  23. Hoss

    Star Wars Novels (Keep your EU shit out of here!)

    Reading the novelization of The Force Awakens now and I ran into something that I think is a first for me. I ran across something that was explained better in the movie than in the book. This was when Poe and Finn were making their escape. In the book Poe was just flying around like a...
  24. Hoss

    What age did you start selling crack

    I only sold crack once and it was an accident so I don't know if it counts as 'starting' to sell crack. But if it does, 53.
  25. Hoss

    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    I missed the story. Who we talking about?
  26. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You just needed to code it better. Did it say "WIFE GOES ON THE RAG TODAY" Try "Tell Mrs Wombat she's pretty"
  27. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It wasn't seinfeld? I don't recall if he called her bangmaid, but he definitely had one at one point. ??? You sure that's not the ghost of gravy? I think most of us assumed he looked something like this back when we thought he was black.
  28. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I always have them withhold the max on taxes because I've always said the first time I have to physically write those blood suckers a check is going to be the year we have a shootout at the old hoss compound. I just sold a house that wasn't my primary residence so we'll see if I'm all talk.
  29. Hoss

    Tequila

    I can polish off a fifth of patron in a night and still walk around. The trick is to warm up with a few long island ice teas first. Yes, it's rot gut shit but cheap. So it's pretty much what everyone drank when they were poor High School / College kids. It's also why tequila gets a bad wrap...
  30. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I only remember a flag football game with superbowl legends. But then, I never realized the skills competition was part of the pro bowl so maybe I just missed it. I always saw it months later on ESPN2 right before Beach Volleyball.
  31. Hoss

    Tequila

    No idea what the licbro allows, but I second moogalak's suggestion. When I drink, I get a glass of patron silver and sip on it. One thing I learned about tequila is that you can make shitty tequila better by making it cold. So, for example, get a bottle of the good stuff and keep a bottle of...
  32. Hoss

    Deadpool (2016)

    Release date is Feb 12th, right? I was at a little podunk theater last night and they're showing it on Feb 11. I'm not even talking about a midnight showing, it's going to be at 7 and 9 PM. I can't figure out how they have the stroke to get the movie early unless they're just part of a big...
  33. Hoss

    Marvel's Agent Carter

    TBH, I would expect them to be more upset at the theft of her life story.
  34. Hoss

    Marvel's Agent Carter

    I was distracted by how they stole lamar's story. They could have made her real name hedy lamar or something.
  35. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Moon Moon? My fucking stormtrooper name is Moon Moon?