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I would be mostly OK with it, but then again, my wife isn't a slut. So you probably shouldn't be OK with it. Trust has to be earned and it takes time. Pretty clear she hasn't earned yours yet. I agree with CAD, go for a swinging relationship if one dick aint enough for her. That way she'll...

Maybe Luck should structure a contract where he makes league minimum, but gets a half million dollar bonus every time he's knocked down in the backfield.

I don't think the wife is the deciding factor there. Pretty sure any QB in the league would be willing to make the same sacrifices if it was really only about money. The big contracts are about ego too though.

Missed half the christmas episode cause football ran long. WTF why can't networks get that shit figured out after 50 years?

I logged into netflix a few hours ago and it was right there, top of the home page and recommended list. Maybe the people who don't get that just don't like funny movies.

I know I've made up my mind. A video of each and every rape could surface and I'd probably still back Bill.

I'm with j00t on this. To be clear, I might fuck the other woman from the edge of the bed first. But totally, when it comes to sleeping, that's gotta be separate. I might even sleep in the truck if it's feasible.

Don't know that studio, but I saw one from red milf productions that was realistic enough to make me uncomfortable. But in that case, apparently the chick (Rachele Steel) takes requests and just tries to give a good show. So, definitely not a real rape. There was also a european one I saw...

Same here, just a little disappointed. This episode shoulda been another 30 minutes tacked onto the previous one. I didn't catch the tripoli thing. Went and found a picture of him and that's an awful drastic change. What about the alien shit? I'm pretty sure they threw it all in as a...

This should replace the Chris Hanson Picture. Remove that release info and add "Why don't you have a seat over there". Or better yet, the ascii translation. 01010111 01101000 01111001 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01101000...

I think he admitted to giving someone benedryll for her stuffy head, and to trading ludes for sex.

If you falsely accuse someone of rape, they should be allowed to rape you for free. The free rape should be transferable. That's what I think.

Or would it add veracity to the other 43 claims? Some people might think he's only going after the ones he DIDN'T rape.

I can't tell either. Best guess is a gun cabinet. If that's not it maybe it's one of them things that you hang clothes in. For people too poor to have built in closets.

The lack of discussion is mostly because of how it aired. It was a canadian show that most of us watched on Syfy. The canucks (and the people who watch shit online) were getting the episodes way before those of us watching on syfy. I can't remember how far in advance it was, but I think a...

That's no consolation. I went over this already. The only win Jones has in drafting a QB is Aikman, and I doubt that was his pick. He bought the team in Feb '89 and Aikman was drafted in April '89. Two months in, it's likely JJ wasn't heavily involved in that first draft

No worse than the dumbass who decked the starting QB over something like a $100 plane ticket. Can't even remember his name now. I've said before that flopping should be a penalty in the NFL. Delay of game at least if you don't want to make it a special rule. Hope they call in Dez and Megatron...

Just to be clear, the next generation here is Olga, or the husky?

Can't argue with that. I remember one girl I used to date who would coat my dick with mucus or something when she blew me. Sounds gross to think about it, but it felt amazing. Silky smooth.

No, his mom hasn't been posted. Why would you ask for that?

Awesome gift that will be eating 100 lbs of food a day in a couple years.

I got the second one on the final page (it's 14), but I don't even understand the instructions on a lot of them.

Damn you, now you got me thinking about her being wrapped around my dick and vibrating ever so slightly.

Sure, but the directions specifically say it will be A.B.C. Even if you look at the code in the page source if :emoji_nose:res[0] == 1824745082) && (res[1] == 560037081:emoji_nose: { $("#answercheckresult").html("All your answers are correct!<br/><br/>Please go to page <b>next.html</b> at IP address...

I saw that and I tried plugging those mumbers into the answer fields and they didn't work. Edit: NM, it works now. Now someone just needs to explain to me how they got those, especially the second one.

I need someone smarter than me to explain how you can get an IP address out of 3 numbers. It says it will be simply a.b.c, so it's not a case of some numbers being too long and you have to figure out where to split them. I thought about the possibility that one answer is a decimal, but that...

I thought it was established wormie is having an affair, he just doesn't want to go all j49 about it because the guilt eats him up.

Most likely he says that because it's better to have your low expectations exceeded than to not have your high expectations met. Personally, I'm pretty well convinced that this movie will be on the same level as Ice Pirates, only not as funny. And don't get me wrong, I loved Ice Pirates. If...

Kuriin, in the event of a homphobic zombie apocolpyse, will the gays be willing to protect me if I mention your name?

Shit, I thought I was hot on the trail to the last answer, then I saw Ahh Run already had it figured out. Layered. It would be really funny if they put a blind alley in to fuck with people who got that question wrong. Anyway, here's the next one. Director GCHQ's Christmas Puzzle - Part...

Ah, no wonder I couldn't find anything on the google about english shot glasses. Anyway, even if they were english pint glasses, I'm not sure why a bar couldn't have had them in the 1970's. I think America discovered England in the 1800's. That's plenty of time to appropriate their culture.

Johnny is a born again christian now. The only contact he has with his whoores is that he joined a rescue group in an advisory role who are dedicated to freeing these girls from the sex slave trade.

It was A84 EMG, right? Also, does that sign behind her say solicitation welcome?

No you don't pay just for talking to a whore, and that's all he did. But the dumbass paid before the rules got laid out. She was probably running a scam.

After a fashion. I assume you'll get to make 2, whereas I would have to buy 2 kits in order to get my balls and everything. Or maybe you can include more of your torso in yours. Not 100% sure. For as long as the wife and I have been talking about it, I'm kind of surprised we haven't done it yet.

What makes them english shot glasses? My only complaint so far was how the phone was still buzzing when Lou got to the convienience store. Those phones don't buzz like that forever. After 5 minutes or so it would have shut up. When he first came in, I thought the buzzing meant he was going to...

Don't know why you still gave her $50. I woulda just left with all those dumbass rules.

Not sure if hekotat knows this is a thing. Amazon.com: Clone a Willy Make Your Own Dildo Kit: Health Personal Care

I knew it wasn't a star wars planet brah. Just keeping it in the spirit of the thread and giving some possible SW planets it could be since it was presented as if it were coruscant.