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  1. Hoss

    Procrastination

    I've been meaning to make a thread about this for a long time now. Also fuck you deathwing, whoever you are.
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    Netsmas Month Is Here! Post For Netsmas Cheer

    ha ha that was great. I was wondering about that one dude who kept showing up on lots of newscasts. Then at the end it looked like he was associated with some rock and roll station and it all made sense. Also loved the few reporters who punched them. The problem is that you can basically...
  3. Hoss

    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    Someone with twitter please ask stoya which of her scenes most closely resembles the raping she got from deen. Meaning the setup and acts performed, not the actor, cause I'm sure she's fucked him on camera plenty. For science!
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    Fargo

    His deal was more along the lines of meat, meat, and more meat. His love of breakfast was mainly because bacon was his favorite meat. I think his typical breakfast was steak and bacon with maybe some eggs. I'm way behind, I just got done with the episode where the indian found who killed...
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    Netsmas Month Is Here! Post For Netsmas Cheer

    Do you mean pay it forward, or pay it back? Giving them nets back would be paying it back. Giving nets to someone else would be paying forward. For some reason lots of people are screwing that up these days, so I have to ask.
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    The Ask Kuriin, A Gay Man, Anything Thread

    flying spaghetti monster, help me. I couldn't stop from clicking on it. I thank you for at least only posting normal sized cocks. I live in fear of seeing one of those 'monster cocks' one day.
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    Christmas Avatar request page 2015!

    McShrimp and Urgo did some work too on page 1. Don't sell them short.
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    What do you buy your mother for christmas?

    We used to get Granny scratch-offs. She'd run off into a corner like golum to scratch them off, then come back to me to tell her if they were winners. But my mom just gets basic girly stuff. Scarves, cowboys gear, etc. Last year I bought her a Witten Jersey. Not sure what we're getting...
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Oh well in that case, has anyone said anything about air pressure yet? This is probably the first game where the balls deflated due to physics (or is that chemistry?) and the refs pumped them back up.
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    I fapped to everything in star wars that was female or suspected female. That includes chewie. Absent any solid evidence, the constant bitching led me to believe it was a girl. I fapped to all the ewoks too. I figure they were some sort of amazonian society who kept the mens locked away.
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    Christmas Avatar request page 2015!

    How about my avatar with a gift wrapped football superimposed to commemorate how romo clause likes to give the ball away in december.
  12. Hoss

    Recommend a dating site

    post pics of the daughter pls
  13. Hoss

    How many?

    what was the final body count?
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    I thought he looked younger in the prequels. Haven't seen enough of him in ep 7 to decide if he looks older. But like Famm said, it would be subtle because wookies live forever.
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    DC's Legends of Tomorrow

    Not to be a dick (this time), but if people love constantine, why isn't his show still running?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I'm witcha bro. And what killed me was that the first time I heard it, my sister was all like"yeah isn't it awesome, i can set a different one for each person in my phone book, what do you want to hear when you call me?" "Umm, how about just turn it off for me, it's annoying. I'd rather hear...
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Your comment on wheedon is idiotic, but just the same Jones hasn't proven to anybody that he can draft a QB. Look at what he's done so far. I think he drafted aikman #1 in '89. Then he got Steve Walsh in the supplementary draft the same year, so no one in 90. Bill Musgrave 4th round '91...
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    DC's Legends of Tomorrow

    They're talking season 2 already? Did I miss season 1?
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Maybe against the panthers you have a point worth considering, but he had to play the week before against the lolphins. Except randle isn't in the locker room and hardy is a leader. I mean, other than nearly everything you said being wrong, you're spot on!
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    Christmas Avatar request page 2015!

    I think I need an avatar of romo wearing a santa hat handing a gift wrapped football to someone.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I think he was doing one of those "Hey what's this behind your ear" tricks. I know a guy from cameroon named Njer. He's in the US now and wants to change his name. Can't imagine why. He's named for an important river.
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    According to EU lore, they were awarded by the corellian military, but recognized by the imperial navy. So, you're right, but I think han earned his stripes while in the imperial navy. Those pants were supposed to be the only thing left from his old uniform. Again, all that is from EU books...
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    Pulled (or strained or whatever ... never could remember the difference) my shoulder during thanksgiving. Happened as soon as I got there so I spent the rest of the day eating and watching the cowboys get curb stomped with a heating pad and biofreeze all over my back. All I was doing was...
  24. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    whatchoo talking about? Just because I don't live-blog during games doesn't mean I'm disappearing because of performance.
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Maybe whoever it is just sucks at changing their writing styles. Yeah I spent most of the movie thinking it was QGJ. But then he died without going through any kind of change. Do you mean what was OB1s arc OTHER than becoming a jedi and a jedi master to a kid he thought shouldn't have been...
  26. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Plinket's argument about the main character is retarded. A number of characters could qualify, but the main protagonist in ep1 is clearly obi-wan. I like how he has a list as long as an ithorian's neck of directors for whom this rule he just pulled out of his ass doesn't apply.
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    What types of movies are those? Is it a specific genre?
  28. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Sweet, that means my 40 lb box of rape is worth almost $160.
  29. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Is that really what he said? Flying Spaghetti Monster dammit, that is literally 10x worse than what manzel did. If the pats* have any integrity, they will bench him this week.
  30. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    What hotels don't have wifi today? Maybe he's living under a bridge now.
  31. Hoss

    Captain America: Civil War (2016)

    I was joking. Though, like others have said, he's definitely in the movie, and its certainly possible he was in the trailer and just really tiny.
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Not unless brady and montana won a couple superbowls under different names. Cuz wiki says they each only have 4. But hey, brady has montana beat in super bowl losses.
  33. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    You should post some pictures of your wife's friends in the who's that girl thread and let royal find a porn star that looks just like them. Cross that line soy.
  34. Hoss

    Fantastic Four

    fan 4 stick. I hadn't heard anyone say it like that
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    Captain America: Civil War (2016)

    He was there in the trailer, he was just really really tiny.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm so sorry for your loss.
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    Feds Raid Jared Fogle Subway Spokesman's house For Kiddy Porn

    No man, I already said his story won. You can't take that away from me. I mean, for fuck's sake, he watches TV! How can me having ex con friends possibly compete with that?
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    I've had dry heaves, but no dust. I've had blood too, but it was coming from the underside of my dick where I rubbed it raw. This is not a 'getting old' issue though, it's more of a 'young and so horny I had the shakes' issue. So it probably doesn't apply.
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    Feds Raid Jared Fogle Subway Spokesman's house For Kiddy Porn

    OK buddy. Your anecdotal tale trumps the reports I've heard specifically about this from 3 different people who spent time in the penn.
  40. Hoss

    Racism - Lets keep it civil. Also, Gravy is white.

    In this age of self identifying, there's no reason for anyone to not enjoy "white privilege". If they don't it's basically self flagellation. I recently started calling myself white. I expect to be called into my boss's office soon and either get a raise, or get fired since I no longer...