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How you catching.

Sounds like you're lucky to have kids smarter than you. Better than having dumb ones.

As a kid I always ate the worst part of the cereal first, so I could go ham on the best parts for the end of breakfast. Eating all the charms and then destroying the lucky mushrooms was a regular occurrence.

I bought a toyota camry SE. Holy shit this bitch has a lot of legroom in the back seats. Probably the most of any vehicle I've ever driven. You could fit 5 jordans in this fucker. It doesn't look that big from the outside. As a cruising vehicle this thing is a S+

You eat that shit plain dumbass. Only milk is acceptable.

Grubs are a thing where I am but I’m rural enough I don’t care. Every now and then my dog catches a raccoon or armadillo and chews them into a lifeless pulp. They both dig for grubs too. Dillos leave a small hole and raccoons a big one. Are we sure the squirrels even dug it? Could be raccoons.

When turbo inflation hits we’ll be in for a shocking rally no doubt. That’s why I’m trying to shovel money into this dumpster fire.

Jesus Christ what did the fed do now, it looked like a calm day when I peaked earlier.

south korean refinery go boom.

I’ll drink me some ranch or papa Johns sauce any day

short tesla! The time is now!!

Just walked out of dominos with two large pizzas with three toppings for 14$ if you include tax. Sorry for the forum bros that live in areas where dominos is trash tier, I grew up in an area where it was barely edible cardboard. The gloriousness of domino's when its good is amazing. It's...

We making russia feel the pain, clap yourself on the back. A little higher prices are just part of winning.

It’s so tiny, doesn’t even come in at a pound.

I’m at work and had to microwave my pizza rolls instead of air frying them. They really are like 100x better if they are air fried. Not even in the same ballpark

I don’t think it’s working

Got the totino's pizza roll combos in the air fryer. It's time to earn some battle scars in the mouth. This is my go to slam with them.

regime has a youtube channel?

Somewhere around the age of 5 or 6 they get big enough to assert dominance over a crack whore like her. Watching some little jogger beat the ever living shit out of a coal burner at that age is really just a site that warms my heart. I remember one in particular where I just had to stop to watch...

I think it is wrong to think of this a recession. Everything is all screwy, but the problem is not a traditional recession at all. There's too much money trying to find too few homes.

Obviously I'm not a gay fox, but a glorious tube.

I'm just putting more money into the market today and reading about how our economy caving in against the ruble is hurting the russian economy. By letting them have more luxuries in life we're really giving them what for. It's a disconnect from reality you see. What comes after clown world? I...

Lmao, I work with a guy we call out for having tits every day. He's a not so intelligent black body builder, but gets super, super offended when we call his pecs teets. Luckily I have a way, way more ripped bro-sef black body builder that keeps him in check. I printed out a male breast cancer...

Go to a french restaurant and call it tartar and it's a delicacy. Not gonna lie, love me some raw beef, though I'm particular about how its sourced and handled. I don't want no poofingers in a factory touching my raw beef.

I dunno, wouldn't that be like a carapacesuit

I had a few years I could reach. It's probably quoted somewhere in this thread when I mentioned it before.

I was impressed with how clean the mcdonald's was. Top notch, place definitely had its stuff together. And I feel like McD is trying to screw me over less than other fast food places. These were cheap and the current economy made me decide to give them a try. How bad can they be. Still not...

Now do tether.

Traders Prepare to Ditch Moscow Ruble Rate as Market Split Grows Lol, that's one way to try and gain the narrative. Nooo pls stop using your exchange rates, use ours!!! Probably shouldn't have sanctioned all the banks if you wanted that to happen idiots.

I should probably add ARKK to my tickers just so I can laugh at someone doing worse than me when I check my stocks.

Yea, no idea. I read somewhere the biggest change was on how new car prices were factored in. Dealerships have you by the balls and know it. As someone who just had to buy a new car, you aint getting out at just sticker price. They're gonna tack on every little service they legally can because...

I got shit to do early in the morning. I never hit up fast food in the AM. Think I'll slam some mcgriddles and wash it down with some taquitos from what a burger.

I think tech companies are about pumping your stock so you can cash in, not actually making money. If you come with the cynical perspective it actually makes sense.

We can get there fast or in slow motion. I’d rather get to fixing things now, though I understand why all the bobble heads want to pretend it’s not bad yet.

5% probably ain’t enough. They need to big dick this problem and jump straight to 9

Better yet let’s have both!

WTF

@Chris is like a more pedophily version of my mom. I remember once when she made the argument with a straight face that Muslims were athiests being persecuted by Christians because they didn't believe in god. I just nodded my head and formed the firm belief that letting women vote was mankind's...

That's a big miss.