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  1. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    How about if, instead of celebrating halloween, you spend the day checking out your second house so you can see how bad the last tenants fucked it up. Is that a sign of being old too?
  2. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    It makes me sad for you that you seem to think professionally baked cakes are the pinnacle of cakedom. Sure some are good, but the majority are dogshit. Dried out garbage with colored plaster for icing. Find a better analogy. The only things I hated about the prequels were the pod race and...
  3. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Johnny, remind me why your wife won't blow you. Did you say religious objections, or just cuz prude? If religious, which religion are we talking about?
  4. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Plot twist. Johnny finally agrees to meet keg for lunch, and finds out keg is the wolf.
  5. Hoss

    Rerolled Haloween Costume Ideas

    College posts contact info of 5 officials standing by to tell students if their costumes offensive - The College Fix This is sort of the same idea I had for this thread, only the exact opposite. I sincerely hope the typical costume call to these guys goes something like this: Student...
  6. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Bengals fans are immune to all kinds of fancy words.
  7. Hoss

    Star Wars Novels (Keep your EU shit out of here!)

    The lost stars books do not show up in the timeline in the front of aftermath. I wonder what's up with that.
  8. Hoss

    J49: An Erotic Life

    This is from the other thread, but you should try to get some of your rerolled bros in on this action. Wouldn't you rather her be fucking friends than total strangers?
  9. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    So it's a shared FB account?
  10. Hoss

    South Park

    I thought giving them money was a surrogate for giving them jobs just because they're gay. Not that I know anything about that going on, it's just the impression I got.
  11. Hoss

    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    Funny, i thought the same thing. But I guess it's not impossible that her body stopped her cycles because of the extreme stress. Plus, don't forget she did run into one of those sandstorms early on. IT just didn't show up. Why? Just the same, it's no reason why solar panels wouldn't work at...
  12. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    ha ha you mean people put their real info on facebook? Seriously though, I don't know FB, I'm guessing that was on his public messages and that's why michelle saw it? Quite a cunty move for someone claiming she doesn't want to get ugly.
  13. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    fucking bullshit man. Half of it doesn't show up for me. I got to the point where the crazy white dude Jarret starts punching himself.
  14. Hoss

    Battlestar Galactica

    I was thinking about this show this morning in light of the SJW and racism stuff going on in star wars, and I realized they replaced the 2 main black characters from the original series with non blacks. Boomer and Tighe are the only black characters I can remember, and in the reboot Boomer...
  15. Hoss

    Battlestar Galactica

    Not to sound too hipster, but I liked the original series better because of some of the reasons you pointed out. But I really liked the reboot too. The original series didn't feel like it was forcing in grittiness and drama. It also probably didn't last long enough to start sucking. I think...
  16. Hoss

    Who would win?

    c'mon man, Vader was constantly exhausted through the entire original trilogy.
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    Star Wars Novels (Keep your EU shit out of here!)

    Hey is lost stars a comic book? I notice it's got a writer and an illustrator, that usually means comic book. But it's hard cover, 500+ pages and not published by the usual comic book people as far as I can tell.
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    Star Wars Novels (Keep your EU shit out of here!)

    I'm probably a third of the way through aftermath. The writing is killing me. He keeps talking in incomplete sentences that make it sound like open mic night at a coffee house. I smell coffee and hear snapping fingers. Shit like "Vader. Palpatine. Dead." WTF motherfucker, what teacher...
  19. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    If you mean the idea for the clones, no, I wasn't trying to say it was Zahn's idea. Lucas was heavily involved with the EU, especially in the beginning. That's why the canon held together so well for so long. IIRC, Zahn was the only one Lucas would allow to write anything about the time...
  20. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    The clone groundwork was laid with the Zahn trilogy of books. Thrawn had cloning cylinders, clone troopers, a cloned jedi and even cloned himself. So Lucas had it kinda figured out prior to 91.
  21. Hoss

    Who would win?

    So everyone was simply wrong from the beginning? Glad we got that sorted out before everyone made up their minds. To be Honest, I forgot it was a model number too at first. Then I was thinking back to my mudding days when I played one called Kobra. Incidentally, Kobra was a space based mud...
  22. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Clones age at twice the rate of a human. So in 10 years, they were 20 year olds ready to fight. In 20 years, they were 40 year olds ready to retire. They would have been 30 real years old at the beginning of ANH, which is 60 in clone years. I'm not sure on when rebels happens, but if caliane...
  23. Hoss

    Who would win?

    T1000 was a model number, not a name. There's only 1 vader and tons of T1000s.
  24. Hoss

    ReRolled AssHat has been chosen!

    Hodj, was it a picture of your kid in a Halloween costume high fiving someone? If that was the one, then I think the photoshop was replacing you with a big fat woman bent over as if the kid was about to slap her on the ass. I could be wrong, I have no idea who even did that shoop. I believe...
  25. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Even if he wasn't breaking rules, the texans would be better off getting rid of one of those QBs. The old saying "If you have 2 QBs, you have no QB" kind of applies to them. Speaking of the texans, someone in the office was telling me that Arian foster turned vegan and suddenly started...
  26. Hoss

    ReRolled AssHat has been chosen!

    Was it celebratory drinking, or drowning his sorrows?
  27. Hoss

    Who would win?

    That might be the only picture of her that makes her look hot.
  28. Hoss

    Woman of the year is a man, women BTFO

    I'm gunna have to wake up an hour earlier tomorrow so I can spend more time laughing at this shit.
  29. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    No way man, too many of them have epic theme songs that need to be sung. It should be an either or thing though. If it's not an epic theme, then fuck you go straight into the show.
  30. Hoss

    Who would win?

    But that shit's canon, so yeah. Which book did that happen in? Also, the 10 year old kid was running from T1000. Vader is full of hubris, so he will face off with him. All the Terminator movie proves is that the T1000 isn't very good at chasing prey.
  31. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    I guess that could be it. I was hoping it would be that Kylo is a sith with a heart of gold. Or a sith with lots of white guilt.
  32. Hoss

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    Wonder Woman's logo looks off. Looks more like a W and a V instead of 2 Ws. So, either she's a West Virginia Fan in this movie, or she's going by Wonder Vagina. You mean the stuff Daredevil uses? Wait, DD is marvel, nevermind.
  33. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    I'm not sure why you spoilered that. But, if that's true, how does he live? You lose the most one sided saber fight in history with a sith and you live?
  34. Hoss

    Star Wars Novels (Keep your EU shit out of here!)

    So far Aftermath is the only post EP6 novel. What you 'should read' is very subjective. There's probably nothing in any current novel that will be important in EP7. But there are 2 novels set post EP4 where at least some of the characters will still be alive in EP7. "Heir to the Jedi" and...
  35. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Time to start posting pics bro. Did you get any shots while it was being gutted, skinned, or butchered? If not, just take pictures of the finished meat. Post one of the bloody arrow too. Let them know you'll post 1 pic for every panty waist who complains.
  36. Hoss

    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Did you mean the next person to post, or the first person to quote this? In case it was the latter, no I don't want him shawed. If it's him and Jooka, then deal. But no sense on only getting one of them.
  37. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Anyone who mistakes the original trilogy for the prequels has no business here. Turn in your (obviously counterfeit) nerd card and GTFO of the thread. If they really want to expand their market, they need more mexicans. Every mexican* in the movie will mean hundreds upon hundreds of family...
  38. Hoss

    Who would win?

    Even so, vader is likely not able to destroy T1000, and he will tire eventually. He is a very weak man inside that suit. I doubt the lightsaber can kill the robot. Best it can do is destroy a little bit at a time if the terminator stays still long enough. It's a longshot that vader will...
  39. Hoss

    Who would win?

    How is vader going to kill T1000? Fight him on mustafar? Didn't work out very well for him the last time he fought there. Leaning towards the terminator simply because he actually has non gimmicky ways to kill vader.
  40. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    It was Han and Leia's twin kids. Luke only had 1 kid.