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  1. Hoss

    Doctor Who

    sonic sunglasses were every bit as bad as I feared. I am drawing a blank on what happened to his screwdriver. I figured he needed to give it to River in the Christmas episode, but that aint happening unless the episodes are being shown out of order.
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    The Last Man on Earth

    Are you a girl lanx? It was clearly carol's fault. Phil's only fault was that he had no idea where he stopped for gas.
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    Recommend a dating site

    Actually it does. They think you're more serious if you paid money for the service. I got way more tail off of eharmoney than the 3 other free sites I was on. I heard from someone (might have even been on here) that christianmingle is even more of a poonapalooza for the same reason. Girls...
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    Depression

    So it would help you if i got in your face and said, "YOU WANT A REASON TO FEEL DOWN? PERK UP RIGHT NOW OR I'LL GIVE YOU A REASON TO FEEL DOWN!!!"
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    Volkswagen gets busted.

    You saying all trucks are commercial vehicles? da fuq? Yeah I got one too. I pretty much just use it to grab engine codes on my old commercial vehicle (AKA a pickup truck) What app do you use? I have torque. Still thinking about going for the paid version.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    The rest of the story is probably that the xbox is in the family room.
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    My new Dating Pool

    Your real name is sydney, isn't it? I laughed when I put the $1000 fine into perspective. That's somewhere around 50 dates. In Sydney's case, at least 500 nuts. I never thought about it before, but you're paying somewhere between $1 and $2 per nut, right?
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    The Flash

    I'm pretty sure that's what opens gateways for ghosts to cross into our world.
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    Brooklyn Nine-Nine

    If they do that, I hope will ferrel gets a turn. Oh and hader's talents were wasted. They coulda had anyone doing that schtick.
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    The Last Man on Earth

    Any guesses on where it's going? Where'd everyone go, how will the new phil make it back to earth, etc. My guess is that everyone realized tuscon was a shitty place to live and moved someplace nice.
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    That didn't take the place of lapti nek did it? Because lapti nek was fucking awesome.
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    Racism - Lets keep it civil. Also, Gravy is white.

    Don't see how khane's or gravy's race has ever been important enough for me to think about it. But since this is a gaming forum, it's safe to play the odds and assume everyone is a white male virgin until told otherwise.
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    Recommend a dating site

    General consensus seems to be that its different for each area. Where does your friend live and/or where does he want his pussy to live?
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    Racism - Lets keep it civil. Also, Gravy is white.

    Gattica was awesome.
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    Racism - Lets keep it civil. Also, Gravy is white.

    I was thinking civil war. The problem with people who think racism is only when you have predjudice + power is that they then try to claim that proves only whites can be racist. As if a black person can't have any power. Racism is only still alive because of the race baiters who make a...
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    It's hard to say that when half our payroll wasn't even suited up. I was at the game yesterday, so I didn't get the benefit of the sideline reports and what not. I have no fucking idea what happened to my boys. It looked like the falcons adjusted and we didn't. Plus, it looked like weeden...
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    Volkswagen gets busted.

    No, you dumbass that is specifically not the issue. If you made any effort at keeping up you'd see it was already covered that diesels don't get emissions testing here. I don't know bro. A bad cat can easily fuck up your performance enough that even a blonde would notice.
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I thought I heard brees was hurt. Was that being exaggerated?
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    Supergirl

    You're making too many excuses bro.
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    Recommend a dating site

    Now you need to check up on whether she's checking up on you. She probably has a fake profile she will try to seduce you with. Be sure to try to hook up with every girl you can from match.
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    Terrible Jokes Thread

    Rare swing and a miss by gnomedolf
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    Lumi's Batshit Insane Thread

    Is aplomb a fancy way to say 'shitting on the desk'? Is that supposed to be a marvin the martian allusion? Cause if so, it was terrible.
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    That is some beautiful butthurt shit right there. I like how they didn't try to hide that they were whiny pats* fans.
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    Volkswagen gets busted.

    No, I don't think they will. Dealers have to please their customers or we will go somewhere else for our next car. Even if someone passes a law saying they must, they will tell the customer first giving us a chance to leave. The appeal is 40+ MPG and fuel prices that, while it's currently...
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    RIP Yogi Berra

    Surprised there's not already a thread about this. Am I the only one around here who was a fan of Yogi? Not as a player, because damn he was old. Just a fan of listening to him speak. Yogi Berra, New York Yankees legend and Hall of Famer, dies at age 90 Anyone got any favorite...
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    Recommend a dating site

    So, when I was single I was ugly, but now that I'm married, I'm attractive? Is that how that works?
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    My new Dating Pool

    When he stops yelling is when he stops caring. Didn't you guys ever play any kind of organized sports at all?
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    Volkswagen gets busted.

    I'll admit ignorance of whatever EPA ratings you're talking about and how they work on used cars. But around here diesels don't get emissions tested. So what's the difference between this used VW we have and that black dodge rolling coal in the picture on page 1?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Speaking of that, rustles me when I click on the spam button in gmail and they pop up that window saying "herpaderpa you don't have to report them as spam, cause they have a unsubscribe button!" fuck you google, if I wanted to try that I would have. It either didn't work or they look shady...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Allright, if we're talking strip clubs, I'm probably the guy you want. I used to travel a lot for work and I'd hit up the strip clubs everywhere I went. I'd go with hundreds on me and if I didn't leave broke I had a bad time. Now that I'm married, I tell my wife that all the guns I buy are...
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    unpossible. Patriots can't win now that they can't cheat anymore. Best comment on that article "ESPN: Patriots cheating for Cowboys"
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    His dad is buddy, right? What did buddy ryan have to do with ray lewis? I didn't realize their paths had crossed.
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    Volkswagen gets busted.

    Current owner here and I do have a curious work around. I'm not going to take it in for the recall. If we take it in for other service and they do it despite us telling them not to, that's when we might consider suing. Wife and I had a good chuckle about the whole thing this morning.
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I heard on the radio this morning that Jordan Hicks admitted to trying to hurt romo on purpose when he saw the ball pop out. Can't find a story about it now though. Anyone else hear that or got a source for it? It didn't look especially dirty to me, but if the dumbass is actually out bragging...
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    The Fishing Thread

    I still think this thread says fisting everytime I see it. Talk about a travesty. Bisi, is it a shy bladder, or do you just fish in cold weather? I usually have trouble because of a shy bladder. But if I have to go bad enough, I can get it done as long as we're pulled up in a creek or cove...