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  1. Hoss

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    I had a maid who liked and did a testimonial on my plentyoffish profile. Nothing between us, she just cleaned my house every month. According to her, it should help because when a girl looks at a guy's profile, they like to see other women having good experiences with you. It also helps if...
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    My new Dating Pool

    IOU for a junkie whore kills me. So did she trade the IOU to her dealer and now he's going to look you up?
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    First World Problems

    There are only negative consequences if you impregnate her and she doesn't abort it. Just some food for thought.
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    Reddit is on fire

    Austin Rollergirls contained a goodly number of current and former strippers when I was paying attention to them. Granted, stripper does not always mean pretty, but there were some good looking ones. Austin rollergirls might have spoiled me for other roller derbies though. Any derby that...
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    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Sutekh, when they finally promote you, please announce it by changing the patriots in this thread title to cheatriots. Thank you
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    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    We should probably test your limits. If, theoretically, someone were to assert brady is not gay, would that be banworthy?
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    My new Dating Pool

    He was in the GWBYH thread yesterday. Don't worry, he's not bleeding out in a ditch with all his organs harvested for drug money.
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    The New England Patriots 2014 Playoffs Thread

    Good move azeth (no one tell him he's already promised to ban all pats fans)
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    Kayak Fishing

    I laughed at that too. Guadalupe largemouth bass are too prevalent around there and they are smaller than florida strain. On top of that most lakes in the area are huge recreational lakes. I just assumed he had different standards being that he fishes from a tiny boat. Close to the gulf...
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    Reddit is on fire

    twitter would be at the bottom of the chain with facebook.
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    Reddit is on fire

    Would you rather we learn about spacedicks on the street? (by doing a google image search)
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    First World Problems

    Nah, incest porn is real. Hell, there's a mother daughter duo I read about who do porn together. Pretty sure even if it's 2 girls, it's incest. But there's also plenty where they're pretending to be related. My FWP was how prevalent it was on the xvideos main page, and then I realized a lot...
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    Kayak Fishing

    Just to be clear, you paddle your kayak out to oil rigs beyond the jetties and breakers in the gulf?
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    What's the worst movie you've seen at the theatre?

    What are you saying? Anyone who claims Temple of Doom was too big of a mound of shit for a franchise to overcome is a troll? That's a new definition, you should notify urbandictionary and wikipedia immediately. And runnen #2 was the only truly bad highlander. How can you hate endgame so...
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    First World Problems

    Maybe you're right. 'All Natural' sure as hell doesn't mean that.
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    First World Problems

    Sure, "teens" have been a running porn joke since the dawn of the internet.
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    R2, on the other hand, has an unlimited number of attachments that could pop out. C3PO action figure with an extra billion languages just doesn't pop.
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    Archer

    If I was going to wear something from archer, it would be a tactical turtleneck.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Without our dreams we are no better than savages.
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    First World Problems

    If I wasn't on the list 15 years ago, the list was bullshit anyway. This is my worried face.
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Even if it was like that in an early draft, it doesn't mean he didn't change it by the time of the actual script. Here's him wearing a han shot first shirt. It's not even the one I remember, so he's got more than one.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    I was going to post the Dilbert "Dick from the Internet" comic again, but I wasn't sure who to direct it at. You're all being Dick from the Internet. At any rate, lets not lose focus on the real goal. Seeing nudes of a crazy girl / potential post op tranny. It's the safest way to see these...
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Another thing you could do ... and bear with me here, you're going to think I just want more for the spank bank, but I'm being super serial ... post all her nudes and point her to the thread. I mean, only use that option if she pulls that shit again, but keep it in your back pocket.
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    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    The George Martin version of borderlands is coming. It'll be here soon. Very soon. Did borderlands have dragons? Because the movie will. It took me a minute to remember who George Martin.
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    I thought there was a picture of Lucas wearing a "Han Shot First" shirt. I dunno, maybe it was shooped.
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    What's the worst movie you've seen at the theatre?

    It wasn't as good as raiders and wasn't good enough to make up for Temple of Doom.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Anyone got a video of gronk on family feud? Saw the end of a commercial last night and can't find it today.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    What works for me is to open it in viewer and rotate it. It seems to stay rotated when I do that. If that fails, open it in any image editor rotate it and save it. I don't know a way to do it with html tags. Oh and also teach her how to take a fucking picture properly. Landscape. I see...
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    First World Problems

    BTW, why is that 'ghetto' heuvos rancheros? Isn't that exactly what heuvos rancheros is by definition, eggs with salsa?
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    First World Problems

    Too much of the porn is mis-labeled. Some examples. Redheads that clearly aren't, anal with no anal, etc. But the most disturbing is how many scenes are labeled as being some sort of incest. The other day I saw one that said it was a mom and an aunt with a son. But looking at the still...
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    What's the worst movie you've seen at the theatre?

    I was considering it, but now if I do, it'll look like I'm scared of mist. Now I have to claim that Last Crusade would make the top 10,000 worst big budget hollywood movies of all time.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    I will admit its odd a chinese family would let a boy that young dress up like a girl. But its not odd that they would take lots of pictures when he did. Was her dad the chinese one? No way a chinese mom would put up with that shit. Not really trying to bait you bro. I just want to see an...
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    I don't think those help your case as much as you think they do. Look, we just wanna know if its pre-op or post-op. Also, was he wearing a collar right before that second picture?
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Sounds pretty normal for an asian ladyboy