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  1. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    I agree. Washington Redskins is pretty offensive because of how it reminds us of all the broken promises and government sanctioned murder and theft. They should change their name to the Landover Redskins.
  2. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Difference is, hardy didn't do anything wrong. There was just some false, unsubstantiated accusations made which embarrassed the NFL because they're trying to draw female viewers. Or something like that. Actually I've never been able to figure out why they give a fuck what angry women and...
  3. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    Do you think he imagines his wife while hookers are sucking him off?
  4. Hoss

    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    See, that's what I would expect someone like cosby to do for a sick girl. Probably covered her up with a blanket too and made sure no one disturbed her.
  5. Hoss

    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    And he fucked her after knocking her out? I haven't noticed that testimony. Everyone is focusing on the luudes.
  6. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    How is he in a bind? He's married to a smokin hottie and gets more blowjobs than any three of us combined.
  7. Hoss

    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    Where'd that come from? All I saw was him saying he traded luudes for lascivious acts.
  8. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    She does. That's also probably the best she's looked in any picture we've seen of her. Those acting classes are really paying off.
  9. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Is your grandpa still alive borzak? I thought mine was old at 101.
  10. Hoss

    Feds Raid Jared Fogle Subway Spokesman's house For Kiddy Porn

    Lets invent an elaborate trap to bring down a corporation and ignore the most likely scenario that the first pedo said something after 3 months that fucked him over.
  11. Hoss

    College Football 2015-16

    Fucking stupid they're charging him with anything. I don't care that FSU kicked him out, that's their business, and he was stupid to do it. But in the eyes of the law, he defended himself with appropriate force. Bitch ought not be hitting motherfuckers if she don't want to get hit back...
  12. Hoss

    That's Some Cold Shit, Gentleman

    Nazi mod faggotry confirmed. Somebody please neg tuco for the injustice!
  13. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    There's one thing they can never take away from you bears fans. One of the all time best series of skits on SNL. Nevermind that the giants beat them the next day in the playoffs
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    That's Some Cold Shit, Gentleman

    I'm rustled by the number of people giving +nets to mods. Don't you fuckers know anything? You're supposed to take them for granted when they do good and neg them when they act like nazis. Some of you are so simple minded, you seem to have given them a + for the one lifetime net you're...
  15. Hoss

    Greece - A New Hope

    OK, then pretend I asked the same question but said "german" instead of "greek".
  16. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Where did the name 'fred' come from?
  17. Hoss

    Greece - A New Hope

    Probably a dumb question, but why is that greek video in english?
  18. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    More likely to come back with a greek haircut
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    Feds Raid Jared Fogle Subway Spokesman's house For Kiddy Porn

    His friend got busted months ago. SURELY if jared was into child pron he would have it all removed by now. Right? Maybe he accidentally had some that the other guy mixed into the foundation's files.
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    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    Apparently CNN stands for the Cosby Nookie News. Place I went for lunch had CNN playing, and for the 30 minutes I was there, they never wavered from the story. The volume was turned down, but I can't imagine WTF they could have been saying for 30 minutes. It was 2 skirts talking, so I guess...
  21. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    It's a little different in your situation. As far away as you are and as small as the bengals fanbase is around there, you have no expectation that your team will be shown. I do. Cowboys fans still outnumber texans fans in this town, even if you don't throw out all the faggots who are only...
  22. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    That's expensive. There's cheaper options, but the point is the texans made me fucking do that. I have to either watch them on the internet, or leave my house and watch them in a sports bar, or even just buy a ticket and goto the game in person. Also, sometimes I'm working and it's bullshit I...
  23. Hoss

    Feds Raid Jared Fogle Subway Spokesman's house For Kiddy Porn

    Hell I don't even know how to do that. If I did, I'd find a pic of a young looking porn star, like Little Capri, covered in cum and put the "She went to Jared" caption on it.
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    Reddit is on fire

    Do I want to know what reddit gold is?
  25. Hoss

    BattleBots

    Can someone explain what the mini bots were doing? Is each team bringing a big bot and a mini bot or something? Also, in the second fight, who won? Looked like legless was taking a pounding, but at the end, it might have disabled the tank. Oh and did these fuckers learn nothing from the...
  26. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    What if the second team you root for is whoever is playing a team you hate? Did we cover that? My second team is whoever is playing the texans every week because the texans owners purposely made it impossible for me to watch the cowboys every week and completely drove them off the radio...
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    Dark Matter

    Crap. I don't know what happened, but I didn't record any of the friday scifi shows. Fucking bullshit. Till I read this section, I thought they had just taken friday off because it was a holiday coming up.
  28. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Ha ha, you think fans of God's chosen team are going to hell.
  29. Hoss

    TecKnoe

    Noodle does have the option of sending the internet police after you, yes. They normally don't mess with pissant cases like you. Making an alt is a class A internet misdemeanor, but since you're here for being racist, it becomes a hate crime.
  30. Hoss

    Greece - A New Hope

    I'm not sure what your driving at. Criminals in Chicago get get less sun because they're always lurking about in dark alleys? I really don't think the difference would be noticeable. Criminals can spend plenty of time in the sun when they're not actively plying their illicit trade.
  31. Hoss

    Greece - A New Hope

    I'm not sure if you people are arguing or just vehemently agreeing. The tourist to greece won't know those areas to avoid any better than a greek visitor to chicago.
  32. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Remember, if they're not riding single file, the one on the inside is fair game.
  33. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    You'll have to fight a legion of pats fans to wrest it away from bellicheat.
  34. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I remember when I was a child, they taught us to ride on the opposite side of the street against traffic. It was so we could see the cars coming that would be closest to us.
  35. Hoss

    Greece - A New Hope

    Where does this 'haircut' shit come from? I get that it basically means cuts, but is it a real term or something that was coined in this particular soap opera.
  36. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    During that dallas detroit game, didn't they make a big deal about how the last time the liono's won a playoff game, it was against dallas?
  37. Hoss

    The Fishing Thread

    Smelt is bait. But next time, tell those people that perch is bait too if you're fishing for something big. DanDain, what does 5000 ft have to do with the spawning? Strictly speaking, you can't watch anything happen at 5k ft in 'most places'.
  38. Hoss

    First World Problems

    Neighbor probably saw her outside trying to get it started and friendhsip-raped her.
  39. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Well, my anatomy is a little different than yours, so I wouldn't mind nearly as much. For reference, this is how I picture you.
  40. Hoss

    The Fishing Thread

    I think most people eat the skin of scaly fish. I remember when someone showed my dad how to skin a bass instead of scaling it. He loved it at first because he hates scaling so much, but only did a couple of times then went back to the old way.