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  1. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    This whole thing does make me wonder how the NFL came up with the min and max pressures for the football. I mean, was it just pulled out of their asses, or is there reasoning behind it? It would be interesting to know what pressure levels every QB in the league prefers.
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    What's the worst movie you've seen at the theatre?

    Well, the question was worst movie you ever saw in a theater. I'm guessing about 50 people saw it in a theater worldwide, what are the odds 2 of you would be posting on this board? I guess it's possible since it was a video game movie, but not likely.
  3. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    If anyone accepts, can we have the stipulation that it doesn't take effect immediately. We need time to rub shit in the azeth's face.
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    Rehabilitation: Rules & Regulations

    I don't want to be labeled a pedant, but you have a typo you might want to fix. You must contact to me? Should be 'You must contact me'. Feel free to delete this post once the correction is made so no one else knows of the error.
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    First World Problems

    Yes, it advertises your orientation. Drape it from the right, you're looking to hook up with girls. Drape it from the left, you want dudes. Not sure what you do if you're bi. I guess you just take it off.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    It's gunna be sweet when the pats go 5-11 next year and have the highest turnover rate in the league because they have to play with legal balls. Brady better spend the rest of the offseason learning to throw watermelons. Quick, someone shoop me up a pick of brady throwing a watermelon.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    I don't think that's how that works is it? I thought the salary was paid to the league as a fine and went to a charity. I can't remember where I heard that though. I know the team don't get it back on the salary cap though. Had to do with the priors. How many NFL teams have lost draft picks...
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    Minority Report

    I really need to watch the movie.
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    My new Dating Pool

    Absolutely I'm serious. I may not have been serious about anything else in this thread (I actually can't remember if I have) but I am serious about this. It's obvious you two are not perfect for each other. What you're doing now is settling for each other. Trust me, there's a guy out there...
  10. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    It's vegas dude. Most of them probably need the cash right now.
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    My new Dating Pool

    No, you should dump her so she can be matched with a man who will appreciate her.
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    My new Dating Pool

    I thought it was pretty impressive. Her hair wasn't as jacked up as it is in these. Anyway, I notice she's got the crazy toe. J49, I really think you're going to wind up with your dick sliced off.
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    My new Dating Pool

    Damn. Those are different than the one I remember.
  14. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    I can't believe belicheat got off scott free.
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    My new Dating Pool

    I thought he deleted his wife's pic. She was hot.
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    Summer TV

    Summer is when I clean out the stuff I DVR'd and never had time to watch.
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    What's the worst movie you've seen at the theatre?

    For me it was probably Avatar. And I mean the one with overgrown smurfs and unobtanium, not the last airbender. It might rank as the worst because I saw it in 3D (3D is for underwater nature shows only), but really I think it would have been pretty bad in 2D too. I've never walked out of a...
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    Galavant

    No it wasn't. It was advertised basically as a miniseries. Fuck those fuckers for not wrapping it up.
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    The Flash

    In the preview at the end of Flash, it sure looked like ollie was in his league of assassins costume. I'm gunna watch them in the order they air unless I hear something definitive.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I thought when he said manually, he was just pointing out that there's no provision for doing it manually. I've never seen a car with power windows that had a manual override, but it's not a terrible idea.
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    X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)

    You're thinking of the movie Jumper in 2008.
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    Avengers: Age of Ultron

    You're drunk tuco. Go home.
  23. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    you're less than 22 yrs old?
  24. Hoss

    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    Yall better stop questioning how great mad max will be or you'll get negged too.
  25. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    How do you figure that? At least one equipment manager should know too.
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    My new Dating Pool

    You should ask your wife about giving you an allowance.
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    Avengers: Age of Ultron

    Ultron was the project they were working on to bring peace. So the thing in the mindstone just gave it life.
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    My new Dating Pool

    Wow if she's hotter than the other strippers ... In the clubs I'm used to, you just pick a girl from the floor and take her back to the champagne, or VIP, or whatever they're calling the private and semi private rooms. I figured maybe the 'booth girls' were waitresses. Wait, is that what...
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    My new Dating Pool

    Seriously Johnny. Booth girl, what is that? I'm pretty well versed in strip clubology in at least 3 states, but Booth Girl is a new one on me. Closest I've ever heard was Booth Babe, and that applies to trade shows. Those girls don't get naked until you slip something in their drink.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    You know I don't like hurting you, right? Don't cross me and I won't have to smack you down.
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    Avengers: Age of Ultron

    I just don't get how that's shocking, or ironic, or otherwise worthy of a 'dafuq' reaction. Is this the first actress you've ever seen play 2 completely unrelated roles? Whatever you do, don't look up the girl who played Wednesday from The Adam's Family movies.
  32. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    ^^^ Another nobody. My statement remains accurate. Nobody is still calling the Saints cheaters.
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    My new Dating Pool

    I've never heard of a booth girl, must be a jersey thing. Does that mean hooker?
  34. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Me too. But it can only happen if that first part comes true. /fingers crossed
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    My new Dating Pool

    It's OK as long as it's one black guy you have a picture of?
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    My new Dating Pool

    Maybe not. Maybe he'd be cool with it if his wife just paid him when he went down on her.
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Wait, what makes them vicious bloodthirsty baby killers then? Is it their looks or their breeding? Cause, if it's their breeding then no matter how obvious of a cosmetic difference you choose to ignore, it makes all the difference in the world. Sounds like you're saying what makes them...
  38. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Who is "He" in this sentence? If you're talking about Brady, the punishment will probably be for not cooperating with the investigation. If it's Bellicheat or the pats organization, it'll be just like Sean peyton and be for not knowing what was going on in his locker room. There most certainly...
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    Arrow

    This might be laying the groundwork to have barry jack with the timeline and it not actually change anything in Arrow. Well, maybe laying the groundwork is a bad phrase, but it could be a sign that it's still possible. There might be an arrowverse and a flashverse that are reely reely similar...
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Didn't realize he was convicted. I thought they were allegations that were dropped. Also, how did raping a girl change the outcome of any games? Face it, one thing is cheating, the other thing is about character.