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  1. Hoss

    When Is Cheryl's Birthday?

    But that takes a 4th measurement in some cases. You are only allowed 3.
  2. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    I meant at the panel. That's what they were talking about right? The droid just rolled out on stage in RL and Carrie fisher stumbled around the stage or something?
  3. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    You mean aside from jabba? No. Cause Darth Vader.
  4. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Any videos of carrie fisher being high or the droid rolling out on stage yet?
  5. Hoss

    The Flash

    Loving someone means telling them all your secrets. It also means issuing ultimatums. Just in case some of you didn't know that, you really should write it down.
  6. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    If not for the bandaids on the track marks, I would have sworn this picture was a man behind the curtain pretending his hands were hers. I'm sure there's a name for that. BTW, is that your house Johnny?
  7. Hoss

    When Is Cheryl's Birthday?

    That was my solution too, but you really only need 2 measurements. Seems like cheating to me, but unless there's another answer it must be it. I'd still like Iannis to explain what he said.
  8. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    Have Capri or Deena wear a Seimen mask to honor her.
  9. Hoss

    When Is Cheryl's Birthday?

    I don't understand this, can you explain? 3 items with one measure? 552, 221, 11? Yeah, it's easy peasey if you missed that the odd person could be heavier or lighter. Frankly, I suspect they intentionally made an unsolvable puzzle. I did come up with a solution, but I think it would be...
  10. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    I thought Wolf couldn't get it up. Did Johnny cure him too?
  11. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Maybe he had spare helmets. We did see him with the helmet off a few times. Like this shot where I think he was in his room just chillin without the helmet for a while.
  12. Hoss

    When Is Cheryl's Birthday?

    Anyone watch Brooklyn 99? Was that a real puzzle that Holt asked? IIRC, it went like this. You're on an island with 12 people. They all weigh exactly the same except for 1, who is slightly heavier or lighter than the rest. The only tool you can use is a teeter totter, and you can only use...
  13. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    The most disturbing thing to me was that the article made it sound like if the 16 yr old who raped her was a year younger, she might have been charged for it.
  14. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    OMG, I'm gunna get dehydrated tonight from all the furious masturbation. I can't believe that sponsor ratted her out. I hope they kick his out of AA and he dies in a gutter
  15. Hoss

    Chris Hansen's To Catch a Predator Kickstarter

    The rewards are pretty funny. For $200 Chris handsome will follow you on twitter for a year! The prank video might be worth it if you can come up with a good idea. I think I'd want them to re-enact the boondocks scene.
  16. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Like that's a fair question. You sayin you'd turn him down if he asked? You don't even have to be gay.
  17. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    See? It wasn't a jesus allegory, it was clearly a cartman allegory. Just like cartman, he grew into a whiny insecure asshole that everyone hated and killed all his friends.
  18. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My aunt and uncle were married 3 or 4 times to each other. It was a tumultuous relationship. She was a catholic, he was an alcoholic. You get the picture. I think "all due respect" is a yankee thing. In the south it's "Bless your heart", and it can come before or after the statement.
  19. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Is this an inside pic of hillary's customized van?
  20. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    I think its great how many people are more worried about johnny losing his wife than he is. It shows you guys really care about him. Hey J49 if you ever talk to Deena's new BF, pass along some advice for me. If he really wants his girl to leave the life behind, he needs to move her far...
  21. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    I didn't know you could delete the texting app that comes with the phone.
  22. Hoss

    Community

    Well that's what she's doing now. You're saying in the show they decided to say she got a spinoff? Like 4th wall type stuff? I guess that's what I get for not watching the new season yet.
  23. Hoss

    would you bang this?

    Hell yeah, then I could check it off my list. She got any nudes?
  24. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Every True Blue sports fan is delusional. I predict the cowboys will go undefeated next year because I don't see a game on the schedule they can't win.
  25. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Cilantro burns me. Starts about halfway down my throat and burns a path through my intestines if I eat enough of it. I don't mind a little heat, but it's unsettling when something is hot that's not supposed to be hot.
  26. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I do. It's the onions and cilantro that I hate about pico. I'd gladly take tomatoes and fresh jalapeno instead if it was available. If I'm not sure whether a dish contains pico, I used to tell them "no onions or cilantro". But I stopped that because I ran into too many people who didn't...
  27. Hoss

    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    Dear anonymous faggot. Thank you for setting me straight. I was clearly in the wrong for letting a poster know there was a daredevil thread available where he might find people frothing at the mouth to discuss all things daredevil.
  28. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Doesn't work. They 'calibrate' (so to speak) the Penile Plethysmograph by showing you appropriate pictures that should arouse you. They also track your eye movements to be sure you're looking at the picture and use a laser pointer to draw your attention to the good bits. Pretty sure we stopped...
  29. Hoss

    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    You could go discuss that in the DaredEvil thread.
  30. Hoss

    Community

    The odd couple is being considered a spinoff from community? and she's the star?
  31. Hoss

    First World Problems

    Eventually the connections will start corroding though. That's when the real risk of fire happens.
  32. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    Dude. It makes me sad that you think that was porn. I watched real sex. I liked real sex. I even jerked off to real sex. But it was not porn. Skinemax after dark is (or was, I don't get premium channels anymore) closer to porn than Real Sex, and even that wasn't porn. Real sex is about...
  33. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    you might need to grab a dictionary and look up what virgin means.
  34. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I don't know where the cutoff for a 'compact car' is. Can anyone elaborate on that? None of the cars in that picture look compact to me, but the douchemobile looks like the least compact of the lot.
  35. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    OK Cause I'm pretty sure watto was puttin it to her. Why else would he only let Anakin go free when he was obviously the more valuable slave?
  36. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    I don't remember them ever saying she was a virgin.
  37. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    A few years ago, I got about 50 of these bumper stickers. I Park Like an Idiot Bumper Sticker or Bumper Magnet Stick It Dog! I am ashamed to admit I am a pussy and have only used like 1 of them. The worst offender I ever saw was when I was on a date and the girl stopped me from...
  38. Hoss

    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    Oh is it full season? I thought they were just dropping 3 episodes at first. And I didn't know it was today.
  39. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    If you're talking about an actual killing then you're wrong. It does happen occasionally in live events, but the stations get in trouble for that shit. They don't actually show people dying in videos on the news and what not. If you're talking about fake 'killings', then STFU. I know each...
  40. Hoss

    Vikings

    I didn't see that coming. Did they really beat back the first attack like that? Any real history buffs know the answer? I know the vikings eventually take paris. In the show, I'm sure rollo is going to sack that that french princess (it looked like her panties slid right off when she saw him...