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You're not very observant, are you? How are you missing the comedic moral gymnastics coming from the patriots fans? I think they are genuinely worried about a yearlong suspension. Considering Sean Payton got suspended for a year for bounty-gate even when the NFL determined he had no knowledge...

More than likely the 3 yes votes were senior citizens confused by the ballot who were intending to vote for gore.

How many keyboards have you one through this week azeth? Or did you find one that could be safely covered in tears and frothy spittle? Promise me something azeth. Promise me that in 20 years when someone finally writes a tell all book about cheatercheck, and it turns out he is so fucking...

Getting a chuckle out of cheatercheck's press conference. I hope SNL is live this week. Sounded like he was just going to answer every question with "I already told you everything I know". Coach Cheatercheck, what's your favorite color? : I've already told you everything I know. Did...

lol doug williams as a former redskins great. Wasn't he cut the year after he won super bowl MVP and wound up riding the pine for oakland?

I couldn't make out a word of the song. Were the words funny, or was the joke just his singing?

Yeah, my favorite death is a tie between being run over, and him begging whats her name not to shoot.

What officials? You mean ball boys? They are not league employees. They are either employed by the team or the stadium. That was more like a tip.

That doesn't explain why it works in chrome. Aren't the extensions written by the same people? Anyway, lesson learned, I'll just do the searches in chrome from now on. I'm pretty stoked about my new found power. oblig: Shit Bandits

I learned a long time ago that the further up the chain you take a complaint, the more likely you are to get results. The bigger the company, the more true this is. Keep calling, and eventually some executive will call in an underling and ask "why am I being bothered with this piddly ass shit...

lol and not a single one of those quotes helps your case even a little bit. You're frothing at the mouth. Hell, quincy carter thought cocain was a PED. I ain't gunna lie, this is my favorite part about the whole thing. But it won't be wet at the superbowl, and I'm guessing brady can throw a...

Sure seems like people are taking it seriously. Maybe you should open your eyes? 20,000 signatures in one day. 0bama gunna have to step in and do something!

Well fuck, this is all I get when I try a GIS in firefox for most of the pictures I see here, including the ones you found. I see it works a lot better in chrome. WTF is up with that?

lol. See? Even with your fucked up homer logic, at least it's a game at that point. Brady may be a better QB, but look at their seasons and you'll see they had about the same completion % this year. That's why it's not a stretch to say if they were playing with the same ball in the wet...

I just wanted to clarify that I liked Moon, because I was kind of running him down. Oh, and no, I don't think others were saying he was the lowest hallworthy tier. They seemed to be saying he was fucking amazeballs and a slam dunk first round selection.

I think it's funny how you supposed football people can pretend it wouldn't have made a difference in the game if Brady's completion % had been as shitty as Luck's was. Are they still scoring 45 points if half of his completions had been in the dirt? lol

It's like you forgot that Moon played in a run - n - shoot offense with the Oilers. Didn't Cody Carlson have pretty good numbers too when Moon got injured? I'm not trying to bag on Moon here, I was a fan of his. But I see him as kind of the bottom bar for hall of fame QBs. Any worse than...

Because something stopped the ball boy from deflating the new balls too? I'm just trying to follow your 'logic'.

I imagine that would make him ecstatic, unless her goal wasn't practicing for doing it to johnny.

lol you said realistically

At the end of the show, it said something about a 5 minute epilogue being available on the intrawebs. I don't browse cartoon network, does that exist, and is it worth seeing?

That's the kinda crazy I was looking for.

I was going to say he had a pretty good shot despite rotting in philly. Then I remembered there was already a black QB in the hall of fame. Although, since moon was an oiler, the voters might forget about him.

The show is always better when they have less rusty. I wouldn't want them to get rid of him altogether, but pretty much every other character is more interesting than him.

Yes sir, I'll call the ferrier in the morning. I don't know what you were trying to say, but I suspect you were trying to burn me. I'll give you a mulligan. Sober up and try again tomorrow

Seriously, how you find that? But you probably oughta do it in the who's that girl thread.

That looks like a damn good ice breaker. You could use that when you first start hitting on a girl to see if she's worth the trouble.

BTW, I would assume buying something offline would mean you bought it at a brick and mortar store. Are you sure you understand what they're telling you doc?

I think I speak for most of us when I post this picture.

lol, it's not creepy. He clearly knows it makes women horny. He makes a crazy sound to indicate women who have taken it, not a snoring sound. It's still funny because I remember being 13 and hearing the same stories. Although, in my case, they might have all come from that routine. So...

Of course they could put their feet closer to the ground if they took their shoes off. But much like caring less, it would take more effort than it was worth.

I can't believe they killed the moose. Why not legs? I get tired of seeing him rattle around. I hope they tell us how the house marm knew about the visitor. Seemed like a fool proof plan for the late 40's to scale the wall like that.

Really? Even with the title of the thread, you're going to leave out the Doomsday Defenses as one of the elites in favor of a couple that lasted like a year? I think Doomsday topped out at 3 hall of famers on the field at the same time (Lilly / Renfro / Adderly). In its second decade, Randy...

So, you're done having sex then? How old are you? 1969 routine, and the drug was spanish fly. No where near the same, and it's intellectually dishonest to equate aphrodisiacs to roofies.

Got home last night and almost out of the blue, the wife asked if she could give me a BJ (I made her beg). As she was going to her knees, I caught her in the leg with my talon like toenails. It was bad, I could feel the toenail digging into soft flesh. It was no fault of my own, other than...

Come up with another response to SEA bro. Like COW or HAG if it's a girl doing it. Maybe DEEZ NUTS if it's a black guy. Does seattle have any black fans other than the families of the players?

Does that mean she wants to see you for free?

Didn't watch the game, someone please tell me there was a questionable call that swayed the NFC game so we can say the refs have advanced all the way to the SB. On an unrelated note. LOL @ cheatercheck again. I hope it's got enough legs for us to see patriots fans rationalize it by saying...

Who could possibly dislike a woman so sensible that she has realistic views on the value of sex? That is literally one of the qualifications for the dream woman.