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I think you must have been listening to a different radio station bro. The one I heard it on made it pretty clear no one died. But they kept saying it was a playboy mansion party and when a caller asked how under-aged kids even get into the playboy mansion, they did not correct her.

Nah, I didn't catch that it was at his own home. Figures the so-called news station I heard it on would leave that little detail out. But still, the playboy mansion can be rented out for private parties, and the only rules I could find online said "Unless otherwise specified, all events are...

You have options. Not sure how far away these things will work though. I've only seen them work on the next door neighbor's dogs. Dog Silencer? - Stop Neighbor's Dog Barking up to 300 feet away Amazon.com: stop barking dog devices And here are some other tips, they say a simple dog...

Yeah, that's what I thought too. But I read another story about hef renting out the mansion for a party, and the dude let his daughter invite a bunch of underaged girls and they were drinking and running around in bikinis. So, I guess it's not impossible unless that story was bullshit too...

Because it gets you thinking deeply about silly things which leads to interesting questions (or discoveries). Also, they do some impressive stuff with duct tape. My problem with them is after 2 or 3 episodes, I'll be yelling at the TV because they're morons who don't know how to put a myth to...

You probably should have just linked the video. I'm sure it lost something in your explanation.

Still not as funny as the patriots trademarking 19-0

I may have said this before, but it rustles me when they can't manage to cut the fucking sammich all the way through, so I have to rip that last part. I've never had a problem with the ratios being off. I always assumed they had something at the beginning and end of the line that they used to...

That's not even close to a DDT. Bro, do you even lift? (I'm assuming this is the super version of the DDT)

Johnny, in their online ads, do your girls claim to be DDF?

We saw them removing the ISIS signs, but I didn't catch if they had renamed the organization. It wasn't bad, but I disagree with whoever said it was better than any episode of last season.

Hell, I get butterflies just hearing about deena. I wish she was close enough for me to rent her out and piss on her.

I was hoping by now someone would have quoted the rules on what constitutes a 'catch', and a 'football move'. I don't wanna have to look that shit up myself. At least the officiating wasn't as shitty this week as last week (in the cowboy game). Sure they weren't calling holding, but at...

Then lets get some objective categories going. Biggest tits Best tits (in case you're not a size is everything guy) Best overall body Tightest pussy

She's seven - deuce offsuit?

These are your predictions, or just a random photo you found? Probably won't be back online till after the games, so lemme say now, GO DALLAS REFEREES!

I meant most money this year actually. Is it still capri? Also Deena is sounding like the all around winner.

Wasn't it in Utah? You probably have to be related to them for it to be legal to have sex with someone under 18 in Utah. Either that or have special permission from the church.

He's the mayor of New Orleans? At least, I think that's where I got the hamburger with rice and shrimp mixed in with the meat.

Most money you have given them. Most cum swallowed. Worst hygiene. and of course, Best Actress.

Because in that picture, the hyphenated last name makes it obvious she is married. Sorry, no pic, but this clip kind of explains it. There's a HIMYM clip that explains it better, but scrubs is a better show.

This day a monster has been created. Just remember, It's all thumb and gaines till someone's head explodes.

I don't think they used her 'real' name in the radio show. Pretty sure it was something that sounded close, like Becky Carver.

My bank rustled my jimmies today. Someone sent me a bad check and it bounced and the motherfuckers charged me a fucking fee. Called them about it and they were just like 'well derpa derpa derpa it's our policy.' I asked them what I did wrong to get punished and neither of the people I spoke...

I thought it was 2 canadians. Maybe 3, I'm not sure if they're counting the deep snapper JP Ladeoucer. He's so fucking canadian, I can't even pronounce his name. Plus a few from the far north US. Heck, isn't Romo from wisconsin? He grew up idolizing farve for some reason. But the...

Russel's running has to be included if you're talking about overall effectiveness of the offense. But in this case I think they were talking about the run game as it pertains to cold weather. Whatever portion of his yardage was on called run plays would count in that discussion, but when it...

Oh that's right. I forgot Dallas passed that law in 1989 outlawing blacks inside the city limits. Why don't you watch the footage again. Looks like a coupla them sneaky fuckers got back in. Even if you choose not to call it a 'black riot' because there were some honkys getting their asses...

Who is your team again? See below. How cold does it have to be to be another ice bowl? I kinda figured anything below freezing with ice on the field counted (though looking at the weather forecast, it doesn't look like there will be ice).

But that's my point. That is not a specific example that I dug around for. That was literally the first example from the second entry on the page. (in the first entry, they specifically said it always seemed to be non native speakers making whatever mistake they were talking about due to how...

Who is that? Atkisson or the writer of the article? Cause Atkisson does have forensics professionals. Say what now? When did white people ever riot because their team won?

Any team having success has bandwagon fans. The people saying that shit are just jealous their team doesn't have them. Time for a serious question. Will this be Ice Bowl 2014 because this is the 2014 season, or Ice Bowl 2015 because the actual date is 2015? Or will it not be an Ice Bowl at...

Someone obviously needs to start The rules for naming threads Thread.

Let us pray the Pimp's Prayer. Lord, please pray for the soul of this bitch and guide my pimp hand and make it strong, Lord, so that she might learn a ho's place. Amen. Still, 8 hours of dicksucking is a lot. Maybe a Christian family hired her to turn their gay son straight.

Did you read the examples? As an example, the first one for set and done was "Once it's all set and done, there will be 8 inches of snow". It makes more sense for snow to SET, than to speak, does it not? Like I said, I can see how people got to the wrong word in all of those examples. Same...

Hah, could be. I never saw it written down or tried to look it up, and they normally shortened it to expat.

Garret talked about this in an interview. He said each team gets to send 10 questionable calls into the league for review every week, and they usually come back about 80% of the time and say the wrong call was made, then they show it to the refs and educate everyone so it doesn't happen again...

I won't claim to be a tax expert, but I have done some work overseas, and I can tell you I paid US taxes only on the money I earned over there. I asked around and it was pretty much the same for all the ex-patriots (which means they aren't citizens of the place they're working, not that they...

I'd never heard of eggcorns. Those are interesting, but it's probably more interesting how upset people apparently are about them. With most of them (actually, all of them that I read), I can understand how people are making the mistakes. For instance, 'set and done' doesn't really make any...

I could care less if you think it's just semantics. But words mean things, and everybody is not always trying to say what YOU mean. Sometimes we're trying to say what WE mean. I agree about irregardless. It's gotta have a hard T in it. IrregarTless I think there's a couple people here who...

I don't see my favorite DOS game on the list. I can't remember the name, but it was 2 gorillas standing on buildings throwing exploding bananas at each other. You had to enter the angle and force to launch the banana, and the gravity and wind would change. It was probably called Gorillas, but...