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  1. Hoss

    Hodj. Return to us.

    I was thinking you had to be holding something too, but couldn't remember what. Maybe it was grey goose. Go get a new one at the store and try again.
  2. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    Should have taken the owner's son to see the whore IMO.
  3. Hoss

    Hodj. Return to us.

    You have to say his name 5 times while looking in the mirror.
  4. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    I think they were both mentioned. Dexter is the only one who could be called a fan favorite. But, he was pretty damn fat. I was having trouble figuring out who the tertiary characters were. How many lines does a tertiary character get?
  5. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    It could also be an alien. But I was thinking it might be bail organa. As far as we know, he just died on alderaan, right? Would take 30 seconds or less to explain why he's alive. Another possibility is the captain of the guard for amidala in ep1.
  6. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    Not even the one that gave you and your wife the clap? (Or whatever disease it was)
  7. Hoss

    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    It's not rape till 30 years later.
  8. Hoss

    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    I was listening to Christmas songs today. When "Baby it's cold outside" came on, I realized it would make a perfect theme song for Bill's next series.
  9. Hoss

    Arrow

    Yeah, I was wondering about the catching of the bad guy. Our satellite cut out during that commercial break, and when it came back, they were waking away from the prison. So, I wasn't sure how much we'd missed.
  10. Hoss

    The Flash

    I dunno dude, arrow wound up restraining flash and making him look at the lights. How do you not call that a win? What the fuck is wrong with felicity anyway? "Arrow's real name is not my secret to share", then she sits there in the man's lab saying oliver's name a dozen times 30 seconds...
  11. Hoss

    Arrow

    I don't quite get why The Flash came back to HQ with the rest of the team after they realized the bar was a setup. "Hmm, cunning bad guy lured us out here for some reason away from the person he's realy after. Hey, you guys got room to give me a ride back?" Even if you assume the shit at HQ...
  12. Hoss

    It's Netsmas Time Again! Post For Free +Nets

    Doc deserves more, but alas, our charity has been throttled by evil admins. Be sure to neg them all for the injustice starting jan 1.
  13. Hoss

    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    I disagree on both counts. Allred only has power if he gives a fuck, and I think he's old enough that he might not. Also, it's a no-win situation for him. Guilty or innocent, if he answers, he just fans the flames. Even if he has proof he didn't rape some or all of them, he'd have to...
  14. Hoss

    M. A. R. S. Mars, bitches! Orion's first flight a success.

    Someone give me the cliff's notes. What's so revolutionary about the orion? Or is it cool just because we actually have a replacement for the shuttle?
  15. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    As I said, that may have been their secret plans, but when they spoke to each other, they said it would be all 3 of them. Emperor: The son of Skywalker must not become a Jedi. Darth Vader: If he could be turned, he would be a powerful ally. Emperor: Yes. Yes. He would be a great asset. Can...
  16. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    The books. There was one called Darth Plagueis that covered it pretty well. They felt it was antiquated and unnecessary and was the reason the sith hadn't been able to beat the jedi for thousands of years. They needed more manpower. They both felt they were better than all the sith before...
  17. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    I'm pretty sure he was talking about hitting nina. But I'd brag about tapping Betty White. That'd be bragworthy on so many levels.
  18. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    How does 10 extra keep her from being sick the next morning?
  19. Hoss

    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    Shouldn't be any trial. I heard Gloria Allred was demanding he either voluntarily waive the statue of limitations so his accusers can face him in court, or he set up a $100 million trust fund to benefit the victims and make it all go away. TBH, if that's true, it's at least as funny as half...
  20. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Palpatine and Plageuis did not believe in the rule of 2.
  21. Hoss

    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    There's no 'sort of' about it, TBH. But the discussion wasn't about just the original 3 movies. Because as you pointed out, the x-wings were shown as being just as vulnerable as TIEs in them. Most of it probably came from the X-wing series of books. Some of it came from technical manuals...
  22. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I'd love for someone to pull that preferred pronoun shit on me. My only dilemma would be which preferred pronoun to make them use for me. Fuck you Marriage is between one woman and one man God hates fags Praise allah
  23. Hoss

    It's Netsmas Time Again! Post For Free +Nets

    THANKS OBAMA! (Maybe we should make some Thanks Tuco memes)
  24. Hoss

    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    I think what we all learned from this thread is: If someone does a show with children, they are most likely rapists of some sort.
  25. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    He's going to be a yuhzon vong who has embraced technology. Then Lucas will digitally remaster the prequels to insert a young version of him into the background. I can already hear the explanation that he always intended to put the vong in there, but didn't have the time or money in the budget.
  26. Hoss

    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    Pretty much all the starfighters except the vulture droids were cool. Only about half the capital ships were cool. Well, maybe only the nubian capital ship was cool. Also, the sailship was cool.
  27. Hoss

    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    No cool ships? Apparently what you meant to say is that there weren't enough bitter lesbians in the art department to cater to you.
  28. Hoss

    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    Nobody is arguing that point.
  29. Hoss

    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    Don't get too worked up bro. A few of them are obviously trolling. Just use it as an opportunity to geek out.
  30. Hoss

    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    You mean Luke's X-34? I don't see it.
  31. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    I was starting to think he was talking about one of the kids from episode 1 who were anakin's friends. They would be mighty old now. Were there any children not slaughtered in episode 3 other than boba?
  32. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    In Johnny's case, he buys them heroine and methadone instead of diamond necklaces.
  33. Hoss

    It's Netsmas Time Again! Post For Free +Nets

    awesome
  34. Hoss

    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    Twin Ion Engine These guys are actually talking about video games.
  35. Hoss

    It's Netsmas Time Again! Post For Free +Nets

    Can you put a hat on mine?
  36. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    That stuff from spoilerman wouldn't be too bad if it's true. But, I don't believe it. What's his motive for risking his career, or the career of whoever gave him the infos, by leaking that shit? I mean, unless they're not actually being secretive about the new movie. I'm kinda assuming they...
  37. Hoss

    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    Well, if anyone cares about the EU explanation for Tie fighters, I believe they switched to them (from whatever they were using in the clone wars) as a political favor to an ass kissing moff who had no tactical sense at all, but knew how to keep systems in line. The Emp didn't give a shit...
  38. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    I keep thinking of a jimmy rustle while I'm driving, but can never remember it when I get back to a computer. It's been happening for like 2-3 weeks.
  39. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    People at work who don't know how to work an air conditioner. Fuckers get cold and just turn it off instead of turning it up a degree or two. What makes it worse is that most of us are fucking controls engineers. If you can't figure out how to close the loop on an AC system, what's that say...
  40. Hoss

    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    Yeah, you got close, but you didn't really hit the whole "Empire is evil and doesn't care about lives" angle. Anyway, I'm with Yoda.