Apparently, I work with a bunch of people who have never been to the supermarket. They are complaining about people touching their doors in the parking lot. This email was sent out to the company.
"We have received an increased amount of reports over the past few months of employee...
I thought the SOP was to bang the kid out first, then get married. So you're worried he's taking too long?
I work in Houston. 90% of the people wearing Texan's jerseys are faking. Sales sluts are the worst about it.
I got mine a natural blue sapphire. It's her favorite stone.
That was a great movie. I watched it with an english chick, and she said pitt's pikey accent was spot on. Not sure I understood a word he said other than dog.
I thought that was a reflection in the back window. Took me a minute to figure out WTF was going on.
Did you not see the adams apple on like the 2nd or third pic?
Crusade was the show where, when they went into battle, that girl jumped into a zero G chamber and started punching and kicking the air to fire lasers, right?
So what, she left to go to her mother, and you stayed and saw the rest of the movie?
Wow. I think you did ok. There's no way that's ever going to be brought up in a future 'discussion'.