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Same experience with choking. It's kinda like spanking. Most of them don't think they'll like it, but you do it gently once or twice, and they're hooked.

So you're saying she wasn't a lady? No need to be a catty bitch, I doubt like hell she reads this board. Absolutely true story though, you're just a moron. When I asked her about it, she was surprised because she didn't notice. Maybe that's what she was embarrassed about, because she knew...

No, it actually takes money and ass kissing. By money, I mean probably somewhere between $50 and $200. It's facebook is kinda confusing, looks like it's married to a woman.

Does knocking a bitch up count as an unexpected sex moment? Or only if you're a dumbass? FYI, you know all handcuff keys are the same right? There's no reason not to have a couple of your own. They cost something like a dollar each. I did that, and the reactions were the same. I laughed my...

I'm going to put that by my phone for inspiration on how to rustle the jimmes of you fucking fucks. Though, to be clear, I don't owe anyone money. So when you assholes call me, you have a wrong number and refuse to believe it. Also, anyone who would give the secret password out to someone...

I give you ... Anshu Christa Jacobson. A Tranny ninja prostitute. "Anshu Christa Jacobson - Member of the World Martial Arts Hall of Fame & Headmistress of the Budo Ryu Kai + Escort / Courtesan & Proud Wiccan!" Next to The Fappening (and porn in general, I guess), this might be the...

This made me laugh because I have 3 switches in my bathroom, and only one does anything. But i don't know which one because i always just flip them all. The only thing that rustles my jimmies over that is that i want 2 more things in bathroom that i can put on switches.

I mostly seem to do it when I'm on this shitty connection, but it happens sometimes from home too. My actual post count is probably 10-15% less than the number displayed. Also, the shit I say is important enough to read twice. So there's that.

This didn't get trayvon levels of publicity. I live a couple hours away and i didn't hear about it till last month. Joe Horn was no billed. That got more press AND he was a white dude who killed 2 black dudes. Maybe he got off because he had a football player's name.

What was the original thread title?

Much like izo, it would be from the *winkwinknudgenudge* bit. She's a goer, eh?

You said it right here, he was a grandfather at 35 ... he was just a light skinned black. The reason there were no real black customers was more because he made full auto guns that required a government stamp and background check and giving the government permission to enter your house whenever...

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At first, I thought this was about the teacher who tweeted that she was about to have to stab some students. As far as I know, she was not whisked away to an undisclosed government location for psychological evaluation.

Double post. Might as well break the quotes up I'm guessing it stopped when that one guy went apeshit and killed someone on the range. Former Navy SEAL, Author Killed at Gun Range The article doesn't specifically say it, but I think they were there as part of the wounded warrior project...

Not talking about leaving marks. Well, maybe some slap marks on her ass. But whatever, you don't have to worry about the cops unless you're an idiot. The can tab thing rustled my jimmies too. Because it didn't take long before no one knew why they were collecting them. The first time I...

zhavric, next time you're with a chick like that, treat her rough. Spank her, choke her, pull her hair. Basically, what I'm saying is, she's probably just embarrassed about whatever it is that trips her trigger. And if I'm wrong, maybe it'll teach her to be more decisive.

The way the local news reported this earlier in the week, I thought it was a slam dunk. But now, I can't even find what evidence they thought they had. Was this just a case of them prosecuting because it was the best explanation for who killed the drunk?

Must be the local people. I have ADT and they come out on weekends for me. Your experience sounds more like what I went through with ASG before I switched. What breed of dog is best able to use a gun? Cause that sounds like a good idea.

Can't wait for the parodies of those ads.

Is this in reference to katarina kat? What's wrong with her? Don't worry kuriin, I'm willing to bet the so called expert wasn't measuring properly. Everyone knows you go from the anus, to just beyond the tip.

Facebook has all your personal info? Sounds like you dun goofed. Facebook thinks I'm a middle eastern terrorist.

Deenas ass looks too much like a penis in that pic. So capri, unless you like to imagine you're sticking your dick into someone else's dickhole.

Is he a deadbeat? He hired someone to retrieve his son and they decided to keep him instead. It's not like he didn't try.

Katarina Kat. Not my ideal body type, but she is one of my favorites because she danced for me at a strip club. I didn't believe her when she told me she was a porn star, now I wish I'd have at least gotten an autograph. Anyway, she's very flexible and works the pole better than any stripper...

You might be shocked at how easy it is to replace that seal.

They got a ways to go for that. There are shows that have been on the air, with new episodes, for over 60 years. Simpsons are only at 25, right? Even if you discount sports, news and talk shows, some soap operas have been going for over 50 years with 10,000+ episodes. Anyway, did they...

That shit is digitally blurred, right? Can't it be unblurred if you can figure out the algorithm? No expert on that shit, this is just something I heard many years ago. Maybe these days they can add a level of encryption to stop that.

I don't get why you hipsters are using retcon as a pejorative. As long as it doesn't change what previously happened, all it does is add depth to those past events.

His dad gave his mom the giner cancer that she died of, right? Since he was a 'being of pure light', that would mean he was spewing some thick ropes of pure light up in there, and that shit sounds dangerous.

Why? That's not redpill stuff, that's a PSA from a police officer.

Might wanna make a note to bring your own shampoo/conditioner/lotion too.

not really watching the show, but I've caught it a few times and I have some questions. 1. Is anyone failing? All of them I've seen they seem to make it, even if sometimes their scores are lowered. 2. Have any of the couples had sex that we know of? In the one I saw last night, the...

Yeah the purpose of the death star was laid out pretty clearly. Besides, the vong woulda terraformed the shit out of it if it was still around and used it to house shamed ones.

This is the quickest I have ever accepted a new Doctor. My first thought on that woman at the end was another incarnation of River, but then she would have said husband, not boyfriend. It's not his tardis again is it? Doesn't she consider herself a girlfriend?

I was wondering the same thing. I assumed it meant communicate with it, but then I saw the picture, and it made me think he actually went there and worked. Maybe that was a picture of alexi that he downloaded when he communicated with them?

Fuck a whole dollar. Make it a penny, and throw it on your dirty plate.