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  1. BrutulTM

    The Fast Food Thread

    I have one of those cube fryer gizmos but they are just too small if you're cooking for a group and I don't really deep fry stuff just for myself. Mostly do it in my wok these days.
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    Smokers / Grills

    I have a big green egg and I love it for grilling, but I still think about getting an electric smoker all the time. It might offend the purists, but being able to set it and forget it is just so damn great. Every time I talk to one of my friends/relatives that have an electric smoker I get...
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    Smartwatches / Fitness Trackers

    ITT: Social network trash talk.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Another expensive offensive player for Seattle. It seems like they are going away from what got them to two superbowls and trying to build the team around Wilson. Sort of like what the 49ers failed at last season.
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    Smartwatches / Fitness Trackers

    I imagine column saying these posts aloud and spitting all over the place.
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    Smartwatches / Fitness Trackers

    Column is fanboying hard in this thread. Here's a tip for you guys. You don't need to electronically track your exercise. You just need to exercise. And for fuck's sake you don't need to post your workout on Facebook several times a week. I fantasize about using those posts to lay in wait...
  7. BrutulTM

    What do you do?

    Government work sucks the life out of you. It's easy and secure, but at least for me I just got more apathetic every year and no one seemed to give a fuck if you work hard or sit on your ass so I spent more and more time sitting on my ass. Then I talk to my cousin who works in a Fortune 500...
  8. BrutulTM

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Offenses and defenses win championships. They also lose them. Same with the playoffs and regular season. Glad I could give you guys some football knowledge today.
  9. BrutulTM

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Yet again the TV viewers are thinking "Daenerys is going to totally kick ass this season!" when she's actually not. I'm still excited for it though. I can't wait for Cersei's walk of shame.
  10. BrutulTM

    The Fast Food Thread

    When I was a security guard in college a Rally's opened down the street from the large company that I was guarding. They brought in like 250 coupons for a free burger/fries/coke meal and asked us to put them out on the counter for the employees but naturally we just kept them all ourselves. I...
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    Parent Thread

    You should make her scroll through "The Girls with the Beefiest of Curtains Thread" in screenshots every morning.
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    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    Has anyone ever come up with a theory on what the drug actually might have been? Did a date rape drug that worked well enough to use on a regular basis actually exist back then?
  13. BrutulTM

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    I'm sure if they don't bring back Bowman it will be for health reasons. I haven't looked into the 49ers cap situation but I can't imagine it's that bad. With Gore and Willis and probably Smith being gone, Kaepernick and Vernon Davis are practically the only big money players on the team...
  14. BrutulTM

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Smith is a worse loss than Willis, although less unexpected. As good as Willis is, the 49ers drafted some great rookie linebackers last year. If Bowman makes it back to full strength (big if at this point) the dropoff shouldn't be too bad at linebacker but guys like Justin Smith are very few...
  15. BrutulTM

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    That's crazy talk. He's only 30, and still playing at a really high level.
  16. BrutulTM

    The Fast Food Thread

    I'm with you on this. They come up with half a dozen new burgers with fancy names every few months and most of them suck.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    No way Kaepernick is getting traded unless it's for another quarterback and even then it seems highly unlikely. Whether they like him or not, you can't just trade your one and only quarterback unless it's for a top 5 pick that they could go after Winston or Mariota with. If they traded him for...
  18. BrutulTM

    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    Be sure to tell the retention center people how great you have heard DirecTV is.
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    The average flaccid penis is 3.61", the average erect penis is 5.16"

    Guys, do you think I look good in these shorts?
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    Pussification in America: Political Correctness is Gay

    Pretty much any rural area that isn't in the south is 97% white. The minorities just don't seem to go for the small towns.
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    Survivor

    Hah, I noticed that as well.
  22. BrutulTM

    Shaving

    Do you have sensitive skin? I don't get irritation/bumps/cuts even when I'm using a 3 month old Mach 3 blade. Do I have a superpower that I was unaware of?
  23. BrutulTM

    The Fast Food Thread

    I think you guys are on drugs. Isn't the coating just more sugar that's painted yellow? I haven't eaten one recently but I don't remember there being anything but sugar on sugar.
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    The average flaccid penis is 3.61", the average erect penis is 5.16"

    It's funny that no one ever posts "This study is bullshit, everyone knows that 3 inches erect is a normal sized penis." "Flaccid" is pretty hard to define. Really depends on the day and the weather etc.
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    Weather

    I urge you to give in to your cravings!
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    Weather

    For about the 20th time this winter we have gone from sub-zero to 50 above in 48 hours. The forecast is in the 50s all week and I'm hoping it just sort of turns into spring now since this is officially happening:
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    Parent Thread

    Female softball player at the college level has a boyfriend? Seems suspicious.
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    Survivor

    Nina really fucked both Vince and herself with that little talk with Will. It does seem like they voted out the best survivor player on their tribe pretty much out of stupidity and dumb luck though.
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    Archer

    Yeah, that was pretty hardcore, but not any worse than what they do on "The Americans". FX is about 2 years out from basically being HBO I think.
  30. BrutulTM

    The Fast Food Thread

    Yogurt doesn't have hands, but I bet you could just straight up fuck it if it was stiff enough. Maybe the Sriracha version wouldn't be the one to try it on though.
  31. BrutulTM

    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    That is actually the more sensitive of the obvious examples.
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    Shaving

    I also use the $6 plan but only have them sent every other month. It works fine for me but my beard is pretty thin and I usually only shave a couple times a week if I'm not going somewhere.
  33. BrutulTM

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I use the full site on mobile because of the lack of a "new posts" button on mobile. I have become addicted to that and I can't be bothered to go clicking from forum to forum anymore.
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    Smartphones

    People have always accused Apple of that. New version of IOS coming out. We don't know what will be in it but we do know that it will make last year's iPhone run like shit. I don't know if it's true but it wouldn't surprise me.
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    Smartphones

    Yeah I don't think that is a thing anymore.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This thread is derailed about 80% of the time.
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    Pussification in America: Political Correctness is Gay

    A lot of non-catholics send their kids to catholic schools FWIW. I think any of these schools would have to accept kids that were not from GBLT families if they wanted to go or it would be considered discrimination and illegal right?
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    I wonder what those numbers would be if you only counted people who start at their position. I have to think that the numbers are skewed down by backups and practice squad type players that never saw the field but were still out of the NFL in 1 or 2 years.
  39. BrutulTM

    The Fast Food Thread

    Man I love a lot of ROGUE beer but I can't see how that isn't going to be awful.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Nobody said obesity doesn't cost money. Whatever you die of costs money. The problem with this is if you make the assumption that had these people not been obese, the costs would have been less. Like I said, dying of obesity related illnesses costs money, but not more money than whatever else...