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I just have to add to the running back discussion that Frank Gore ran for 1100 this year at age 31 despite the fact that he was sharing carries with Carlos Hyde and that the 49ers unsuccessfully tried to turn into a passing team for half the season. It was his 8th 1000+ yard rushing season in a...

Sam Elliot and Dillahunt are both great. "I am just a weather vane. I don't make the wind blow". Choo choo is pretty cool as well. He was super creepy when he found Ava in the bank vault. You really got the sense that she shot to the top of his "Things Choo Choo wants to rape" list.

This is either a troll or Sutekh is not a human being but some sort of alien trying to understand us and failing.

Based on your posts here it is taking you a bit longer than most to grow up.

I don't know how old you are, but it seems like pretty much 100% of the married people I know who said in their 20's that they would never have kids are now in their 30's and have kids.

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else, and we are all a part of the same compost pile. -Tyler Durden

IMO the only good use for venison is jerky or sausage. There's just no reason to eat it any other way if you have access to beef.

Yeah, Wilson will get money like he's Tom Brady or Aaron Rodgers even though he's not nearly as good. It's a pretty ridiculous situation where teams are pretty much forced to pay top dollar for mediocre quarterbacks. It seems like with 300 million people in the US, there would be 32 guys...

^This. The Pats know how to manage the salary cap and they aren't afraid to let people go and develop new people. Also they still have Tom Brady who is not only willing to take pay cuts for the team, but also covers for a lot of weaknesses elsewhere in the offense. Seattle has never been in...

That's what you call a multi-million dollar fuckup. Sapp was on the Micheal Strahan "forget that I used to be a violent football monster and love me as an unthreatening chunky black guy" course.

I almost put Oakland instead of Tennessee. Either way, it goes with my theory that he will go someplace that will overpay him just to have a big name on their team and then not care if the team sucks because of it. In fact Oakland would be perfect. Bringing in a problem-child star player on...

Lynch will wind up on some shit team like Jacksonville or Tennessee making a shit-ton of money and probably never make the playoffs again, which I suspect will be fine with him.

I hope someday this whole story comes out and somebody makes a kick ass movie about it. I feel like there is an epic 3 hour Scorsese movie here. The black Godfather, or at least Goodfellas.

Yeah, the fact that they made an offfer doesn't mean he's coming back or even that they want him to. They could have made an offer they knew he wouldn't take just so they don't have to put up with people bitching at them all year about letting him go.

I went to high school with a kid named Kanyon. He was super fat and he walked into PE class one day and the dumb ass coach said "The Grand Kanyon!". He just stood there and the coach said "That's gotta be old." It was a very uncomfortable moment.

Brady's last drive was very Joe Montana like. That said, comparing guys that played 20 years apart is just silly. Montana was the best of his era, Brady is the best of his, at least in terms of superbowls.

Apparently Johnny Manziel checked into rehab today. What a great pick for Cleveland. Also I guess Doug Baldwin's touchdown dance that they cut away from and penalized the Seahawks 15 yards for was him pretending to pull his pants down and poop the ball. You score a TD on TV in front of 50...

I haven't eaten cereal in years but this raisin bran talk gave me the urge for some so I went down to the basement and found a box of Honey Nut Cheerios that said "best if used by 2011". It wasn't bad. I had two bowls.

He knew the interception was coming. He sold Tom Brady's soul to Satan for it. If Seattle pays both Lynch and Wilson this year I have to think there's going to have to be some casualties on the defense to pay for it.

Why couldn't this blizzard have happened during last year's super bowl?

I'm with Alex. Sonic blows.

That gas calculation is impressive but without knowing the physics I think it's probably bullshit. My car tires don't drop 20% of their pressure when the weather drops 30 degrees. Also, if this actually happened then there would be under inflated balls at many games throughout the year and I...

When Tom Brady was inflating the footballs he forgot to consider that his iron grip was crushing the ball enough to raise the PSI by 2.

I don't think you read either of those sites if you think they are hype for Microsoft.

Guys this thing isn't for VR.

You make a good point.

Jesus, by the time she got done stripping I would already be finished and watching Sportscenter.

Yeah, find a friend that lives on the same continent as you. She has an ex that wants to fly across an ocean to see her and a husband that is okay with it. Clearly she is attracted to pussies.

Could you guys just stick to fagging up the superbowl thread?

Here too, and it also applies to soft drinks. A time or two I have even gotten my food elsewhere and then hit the McD's drive thru for my drink.

I wish that they would add a data cap component to the guideline. My satellite internet recently went from 3 to 10 mbps but since it still has a 10GB/month cap, who gives a fuck? Anything that requires 10 mbps to work would burn up that 10 gigs in one night. Of course it's not really 10 mbps...

I'm with you brother.

I wonder if they will keep the free upgrade thing and only charge for it on a new PC. That would obviously be hard to enforce for those of us that install our own OS but part of microsoft's problem, at least on the consumer side, is that no one upgrades windows. People buy a computer and use...

Quinoa is the highest protein grain so hippies think it's going to save the planet when we all stop eating meat and live on a diet of nothing but quinoa, kale, and self righteousness.

I enjoyed Dave Dameshek last year asking all the players and coaches if the superbowl was "a must-win game".

Listen dipshit, I live in Montana and I work outdoors 7 days a week. 90% of my clothes are made of cotton. If I wanted 10% more performance for 500% more cost, I would go buy some fancy wool shit, but you just prove yourself to be a poser retard posting this hyperbolic nonsense.

And some people need to justify the fact that they spent $1800 on Merino wool by saying things like "-NO COTTON never, not once. Don't wear it." Yes, wearing cotton is instant death. Thousands of people freeze to death daily from wearing cotton.

I don't want to listen to either of them and I don't. That doesn't mean Lynch isn't a crybaby though.

The Superbowl media blitz is stupid and Marshawn Lynch is a petulant child who can't stuck it up and act like a human being for the cameras even though he is getting paid millions of dollars to play a kids' game. Fuck both of them.

One thing I have discovered in recent years is fleece/flannel lined jeans. They are great. It's like wearing long underwear without wearing long underwear, and you can still wear long underwear. As others have said, it's all about layers. In fact I don't wear a parka type coat even in...