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That's great if you have 45 minutes to spend making breakfast.

This seems like it should be in someone's sig.

If a drive-thru worker told me that I would tell him to be sure and wash his hands after.

Her face looks like Jennifer Carpenter but obviously her body is much better.

I can't believe that they chose to go with Baylor and her Mom over Kelly and the old man. Baylor and her Mom have repeatedly shown themselves to be the flakiest people on this season except for the blonde gay guy.

That toaster looks awesome, but I am more shocked that they invented something in Italy.

My fucking LG G2 is broken again. This is my 4th one. #1 - Headphone jack went bad #2 - Dead strip at the top of the screen #3 - Dead strip at the top of the screen #4 - Headphone jack went bad That's 4 phones in 9 months. It's so fucking frustrating that they won't let you get a...

Rivalries only really work when both teams are good. No one cared about SF vs. Seattle games until like 3 years ago. Bears-Packers and Steelers-Ravens get a lot of talk but unless both teams are at least superbowl contenders the games are just another game.

I heard that if you put Russell Wilson and Colin Kaepernick in a centrifuge together they would separate into Andy Dalton and Mike Vick.

I'm with Grimmlokk on this one. Also, I have never gotten the burning ass from eating spicy food and I am 37. I hear people talking about it all the time so I guess it's a thing for some people but I have never experienced it.

Same here. Just give us a good ending to the show and fuck GRRM in his fat, wrinkled ass. If the rest of the books come out after the TV show ends I doubt I will read them.

If you like Claire Danes, you should check out the HBO Movie "Temple Grandin". It's not the kind of thing that most people would think that they would like but it's a great movie and Claire Danes probably would have gotten an oscar nomination for her performance if the movie had been a...

I've posted it before, but it's really pretty easy to get DirecTV to give you Sunday ticket for free by threatening to leave. It's like their #1 ploy when you call to cancel.

1) Redwoody is definitely going out of business if they are making pastie porn in this day and age. 2) Abel is going to murder someone by the end of the season. The idea of a 4 year old killer us just too absurd to not be in this show.

I'm actually pretty okay with a loss tonight. It sucks if it's an embarrassment on national TV, but with Willis and Iupati out along with all the other injuries, on a road game against an AFC team after a short week, if you have to mark a loss on the schedule this is the one to lose and if you...

Oh good, someone else to explain how the TV business works and how there is zero chance that there will be more than 7 seasons based on your extensive knowledge of Hollywood.

Talk about what you would do if "insert situation that does not exist here" is cheap as hell. TV is still some of the cheapest entertainment you can get if you watch at least a couple hours a day. It would be expensive to watch Game of Thrones if that were literally the only show you watched...

I'm very surprised but happy that the 49ers won't have to see Harvin in their two games. I have been sticking pins in my Percy Harvin voodoo doll all season but I was assuming that it would cause him to break his leg, not move to New York. It's just as effective though. I guess now I can move...

Yeah, I can't see Jeremy lasting long either. You can't just going around losing your shit at every perceived slight in survivor. Backstabbing is the name of the game and you should expect it.

I don't think it's "only" because of that. People like getting shit for free. Cable companies suck ass, but the fact remains that if you are torrenting then you are leech on the system and those of us that are paying for our entertainment are paying more because of you. When the leeches reach...

FWIW, I will be suprised if the niners can win this game. Like half of the defense is injured right now.

So your idea of picking games is that you should be equal to a coin toss in accuracy?

LOL, good one.

But you will watch it for free and be a leech. Don't worry, the responsible members of society will send in enough money to cover you too.

Me too. People rationalize pirating all the time, they will find away to do it with this as well. I think there will have to be some concession to the cable companies though. A hefty delay or it will cost $30 a month or something.

Maybe it was a post-PoP change but I'm pretty sure you are wrong about this, not that it matters at this point.

They totally telegraphed who was going home this week but it was still good. I think it may be a first for someone to throw a challenge just to get themselves voted off. This may be the first time that a player finds out their loved one has been voted off and celebrates as well. That dude has...

Until they fucking feign death and dump rampage on one of the CH chain clerics. Saw that happen several times. Cleric - Why am I getting rampaged!?! Monk - *silence*

If you don't post here by 6PM on Saturday we will assume that you are dead and close your account.

This. You won't find a chick that isn't nuts about something. I used to date a girl that would have her Mom drive to her house to kill a bug. You just have to find one who is crazy about something you can tolerate.

I'm talking about during the 10 years that I lived in the bay area dipshit.

Confirmed biggest faggot in San Francisco. The Blue Angels are awesome and I used to look forward to them coming every year.

No, but it is fun to talk about them when you want some attention.

Just pour some sriracha on your regular popcorn? I do this all the time but I use Tapatio.

I still have my old guild forums and once in a while I go back and read some of the drama and think "God damn being a guild leader sucks".

Good thing it was just a mage. I bet the GL never would have banged a cleric or main tank's wife.

I am unclear on why that would be a deal breaker for you.

Have been listening as well. It's good stuff. I wonder if they can keep finding stories this good to dig deep into though.

If you get caught then you will have to move.