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I went over to my aunt and uncle's house once when I was in high school and when I was about to knock on the door I looked in the window and realized that they were both watching TV naked in the living room. I was so traumatized I just left. Their kids were like 5 and 7 at the time. For...

This game is ruining my life. I have not won but I did get to 1024 once.

Vernon Davis already switched to the goalpost free throw last season.

Yeah, from what I've heard the NFL games in London have been very popular. It just sucks for the team that has to give up a home game for a super duper away game.

I agree with crab. I will deshell some king crab but regular little crabs are more trouble than they're worth. Shrimp has a pretty good meat to shell ratio though, I don't mind peeling those things. Never really had many crawfish but it seems like a pain in the ass for something that can't...

Do you rip discs or just pirate everything? I ripped all my DVDs a few years back but I'm under the impression that doing it with bluray is a pretty big pain in the ass.

Yeah basically, it's the state you want it in for a non-erect dick pic. As engorged as it can get without starting to stand up.

I got the same blu-ray player after my PS3 died. It plays blu-rays. I love blu-rays as well, especially for a movie with a lot of scenery or effects. I feel that I have said blu-ray too many times in this post. Also, 1080P is not necessarily blu-ray quality. There is plenty of 1080P shit...

Adam Carolla says that you should make a point of letting your kids see your dick in a "leather" state one time around age 6 or 7 because then they will grow up believing that their Dad has a huge dick.

That's nonsense. The NFL will never reach the level of blah that basketball and baseball do because they don't play 500 fucking games a week. I can't see how anyone could be remotely interested in either sport until the playoffs because the games just don't matter. I can't imagine that the...

My best friend is Mormon and this pretty much describes his younger sister. The rest of the family is great but she kind of sucks. I wonder if they are both repressed lesbians.

Just tell her you came for the schoolgirl rape porn and then sneak off and use the bum gun while she's sleeping.

Do not defile this important thread with this faggotry. That is what the politics thread is for.

I think they are just trying to do to much this season and they don't have time to do it. There are too many plotlines to give each one a fleshed out story.

Their biscuits are surprisingly decent for a fast food place as well.

Where did I say that it's not?

I think you're overthinking it. I doubt that they tailor their challenges to specific players, especially since pretty much every challenge has been used before at this point. Obviously a lot of those obstacles take a lot of work to build and they're probably planned far in advance. Also...

I think you guys are going a bit far saying it has gone "in the shitter". This maybe isn't the best season but it's far from bad IMO.

Fifey can afford a $50 hooker every two weeks. If it wasn't for repeats he would be getting 25 a year. I once knew a guy who claimed to have boned 70 different hookers during 1 year that he was stationed in Amsterdam with the Air Force.

Those look pretty fucking good to me.

No you won't, because you will have been dead for like 25 years at that point.

If pointing out that Kirun sucks is white knighting then there's white knighting going on in every thread he posts in.

See, that's retarded. Everyone knows that you need a back button but you can't add one because the ghost of Steve Jobs says no so there are a bunch of half assed work arounds for it. Apple needs to grow some balls and get with the 2010s.

Muffins are made with the muffin method. English muffins are not muffins. Alton's Blueberry Muffins : Food Network

Accountants are well worth the money IMO. There is just too much legal stuff for a normal human to understand and you didn't get into business to wade through tax bullshit. If a basic LLC means that all profits are credited directly to the owner then that seems undesirable to me. You would...

One of my neighbors just got an iPhone and handed it to me yesterday because they were having trouble with their email. I can't believe how lame IOS seems these days compared to android. How in the hell have they never added a back button? I never use an iDevice for more than 5 minutes before...

IR blaster. It's for letting something like Windows Media Center or Google TV control your cable box or for sending your remote control signals inside a closed cabinet.

Yeah, that's retarded. They are doing 2 short seasons, not a "split" season. AMC needs to quit this bullshit and sell their shows to a real network if they don't want to pay for a full season.

I kind of became a Kass fan after this line. I am bummed that Cliff when home. Tony sucks. It was kind of fun to see all those beauty tribe people lining up to turn on their friends and join the brain tribe. I guess maybe the lesson is that being smart is only an advantage on Survivor if...

That's what I'm saying about some of the people in this thread. If you condescend to those people then you might not be bothered by someone else doing it. I am definitely overly sensitive to people that are condescending, to the point that I can't sit through 5 minutes of guys like Bill Mahr...

At this point I would at least wait to see the reviews on the S5 and the HTC One II before buying something.

Fair enough, but it is also probably what you would do if you were preparing to ditch your husband and get back out on the market.

Seems like a bad sign when a woman that's been married for a while suddenly starts really working hard on her appearance.

Tell her to wash it while it's still hot from the stove, then put it back on the burner to dry. That's the easiest way to clean it anyway and you can explain to her that no germs can live on it because it's too hot for them. My grandmother and aunt both completely hand wash their dishes with...

His voice doesn't bother me, it's more the writing. I think he's trying to copy Sagan in his delivery, but whole show seems like it's going for wide eyed wonder and super simplistic explanations of everything which comes across as child-like.

This show isn't really doing it for me. I think a lot of people are excusing the way that he talks down to the audience because they thing he's talking to "those other people, who aren't as smart as I am". Unless the target audience are 5th graders and below, I don't think that him talking to...

My aunt does that. It is good but it's not cornbread. Cornbread is supposed to be dry, that's why you put butter and honey on it. It's like how everybody just makes little cakes in muffin tins now and calls them muffins. That shit is cake.

The jungle part was great. The people back at the mansion was horrible, but it was at least short. Definitely better than average for this season.

Well we will all certainly miss you acting like a dick in this thread.

In'n'Out fries suck. Just get a second burger instead.