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There has to be like 10,000 hookers in Vegas, and none of them use their real name when they work. It's a needle in a haystack. Man, I wish I had something to sell you. 6K in trade is really 3k if you're lucky, since every dealer I have ever been to is willing to drop 3-5K off the price of a...

We'll have to see if both teams can stay as good as they were last year. But as of now, fuck the seahawks. Seriously. I don't care if Marshawn Lynch was available in the 8th round of my fantasy draft, I wouldn't pick him up. I can't be happy for anything good happening with a seahawk.

Yeah. If you have to get rid of it for some reason, at least don't go with a trade-in. They will just give you half what you paid for it in trade and then tack half of that on to the price of your new car.

Only every 20 or 30 years? I was hoping to join a failed socialist utopia of the month club.

After all this you're going to take the car to a dealership and get screwed again? Just drive the fucking thing. It's not like they're going to steal it, they have to know that they will be the first place anyone will go if you report it stolen.

Or you could just go to best buy and rob them at gun point. Gazelle.com will give you $170 for a mint condition iPad 2 with 16 GB and Wifi only. Obviously less than you would get on Craigslist/Ebay but less hassle. They will even mail you a post paid box to send it in.

I bet if you paid volunteers $170K per concussion people would be lining up around the block for that shit.

As long as you don't want to watch CBS heh.

2 replies in under 10 minutes with multimedia. Obviously you don't care at all.

I love it when people are super dumb on the internet.

They are awesome. I have been known to get them instead of French Fries when I want to double the calories in my meal. I also enjoy the flame thrower burger and the mushroom and swiss. BTW, if you haven't tried them, the chicken strips at Arby's are the best. Maybe it's just mine because...

I have been listening to Dr. Drew's podcast lately and I don't know if he knows what he's talking about but he claims that opiates are no good for chronic pain. He says patients tell him that their pain is a 10 out of 10. Then they get off the opiates, have a couple weeks of really shitty...

An intern probably sneezed and blew it away.

Iran is bluffing BTW. They couldn't beat Israel in a straight up war, let alone with the US backing them, and if they did start to get the upper hand, Israel would probably just nuke them. Obama might be saber rattling, but Iran definitely is.

Well son of a bitch. I was okay with a Canadian having the record since he probably grew up hunting wolves with his grandfather in the Yukon like the guy from Enemy at the Gates, but having some tea drinking English pansy with the record is just not right.

Yeah, don't you hate it when wives get mad when their husbands treat them like shit? It's so annoying.

Since WWII, but in the past there has been at least some concession made to congress in the form of a resolution of some sort allowing them to do it. If Obama doesn't do that, he would be pushing it a bit further than his predecessors have.

According to the constitution, the president *should* be impeached if he takes the country to war without a declaration of war by congress. However, since the US hasn't actually declared war since WWII it would be pretty tough to make a case for that without also condemning half the US...

She married you.

Was it overcooked? It doesn't look bad to me. You probably do want a 12 incher to do a whole chicken.

No, no one has ever done that.

Russians are too drunk to superpower. I turned on CNN last night to get an update on this and learned that Miley Cyrus did some sort of trashy dance on MTV and that Burger King is coming out with something called a french fry burger that only costs 99 cents. The anchor seemed to think that...

I have never said your dumb ass wife can tell the difference. You said it doesn't distort it, I said that it does. That is the extent of my argument, and I am right.

I don't think race is really a factor. I mean I think that if you put white kids in a ghetto flop house to be raised by a crackhead they are going to grow up totally fucked up and if you put a black kid in an intact family where education is a priority and both parents are professionals, that...

You said it doesn't distort it, as I quoted in my post. This is absolutely, without a doubt, demonstrably incorrect, whether or not you or your wife care about it.

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This is not true.

I never, ever, eat at Long John Silvers, but they don't offend me as much as Red Lobster, which is Long John Silver's quality, but costs just as much as a decent sea food restaurant. Why the fuck is that chain still in business?

Don't watch it.

Watch the short version.

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That dude should be more careful himself. If he hands that calculator over with that message on it and the "kidnapping victim" pulls out a gun and shoots him it's not such a funny story.

Everybody likes the HTC One except for the battery life which most people say is decidedly mediocre.

Guess what, if you are on a bike, everyone in a car is already ridiculing you. I say this as someone who has done a lot of bike riding.

I think the "middle of the road" thing is nonsense with regard to the Motorola X. Faster processors and more ram only make things better if you don't have enough to do what you want to do already. My Galaxy Nexus is nearly 2 years old now but it is still totally snappy so I see no reason that...

Have you ever tried to use those portable jump start gizmos? Every time I've ever tried to use one, it was dead. If you charge it the night before and then you have to go out and jump something they work, but keeping them in the trunk has never worked out for me.

Not sure if serious but I'll just assume you are. I don't know if that would help or make things worse, but I think it's pretty clear that welfare just allows the cycle to continue. If you want to see how great multi-generational welfare works, visit an Indian reservation. I honestly have...

That's very interesting and it does seem similar to the game that they were playing. I thought they said in the show that they learned it from some white people but it could have been from some other indians. This match was 3 on 3 though and the indians made pretty much no attempt to actually...

If you can get out of this deal for $200 it's money well spent. I would ask her to meet in a public place and there's no reason that she should object to that, it's safer for both of you. It's hard to swallow your pride and let her get away with something, but from a rational standpoint...