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Even with that, Tuco, she just doesn't have the fucking frame for it. She can NEVER look like Wonder Woman is supposed to look, period.

Deadman's grip for the lose.

I would say there's something definitely wrong with magic crits, or at least lightning crits. My CL hits for ~250 at best on a non crit, but I've seen 950 crits, and that just doesn't add up.

Yeah I was having fun with this game until I realized the game modes really interfere with the fun. What the fuck is wrong with good old fashioned deathmatch killing? Why does everything need a fucking WoW PvP objective? CHRIST.

That works great if there's enough parking to facilitate everyone. I know from experience of living in a place with shit-ass parking such that I regularly had to park 5 buildings away, that it just isn't that easy sometimes. Perhaps these fuckheads who took your space have the same experience as...

A properly done deadlift will use pretty much every muscle in your body. But plenty (read: most) people do them improperly, such as only gripping the bar hard and just letting your shoulders hang wherever they want, thus not tightening your arms, etc.

Looks pretty good. I have to say though, I cracked the fuck up when the guy mentions the skill trees. THREE SKILL TREES? HOLY SHIT THAT IS AWESOME! THIS WILL REVOLUTIONIZE GAMING!

Haha, there's a modern society racial parallel here somewhere...

Yes, there are tons. Kudos to you guys for being able to shrug it off, but this shit (crappy third-rate design decisions, basically) really bothers me. I just replayed Xeen a few months ago, and I can say with certainty that the number of LOL AMBUSH encounters in MMX dwarfs Xeen. Xeen had...

No, I don't pirate, I have the retail version. You must just have a higher tolerance for this kind of bullshit. It is pervasive, and unnecessary, to the point that when it finally made sense to get ambushed (some ghosts in Lost City fly through the walls on either side of you, pincering you...

Yeah there were a couple, where it made sense. This, on the other hand, is every other fucking encounter. I just got my ass handed to me outside Crag when I stepped into a small pass, and on either side of me (in areas I had already explored), no fewer than 10 total monsters spawned and...

So, easily my least favorite thing about this silly game is the LOL AMBUSH style of monster encounters. Seriously, fuck that shit in its ass, it is so NOT Might and Magic.

Wow, this looks hysterical. Awesome. "Your dick's out."

Like Good Luck Chuck? No-More-Johns Johnny?

So how do you hit 40 in one playthrough if 32 is tough to do? Is that cheevo pre-planned for post-endgame DLC type shit?

No, offense to Human Torch being black. I think you missed the comma.

Could very well be the kill shot, since my Crusader is the one lagging way behind, and he pretty much spends most battles sucking ass just getting blocked all the time. Worthless POS. The block mechanics for this game really SEVERELY punish a balanced party. I have Crusader, Scout, Druid...

Fuck you, diversity, right in your multi-colored transexual ass.

It's the typical builder game IAP, I don't get it. As much as I hate EA, that game is NOT something to bitch about, it is exactly in line with what a freemobilebuilder game should be.

Is there anywhere in your char sheet or anything that will tell you how many attacks per round you have?

Yeah this game is pretty sweet. I dig the unlock/upgrade progression system. Only thing I would change is wtf, 3rd person? Gimme 1st please. How does Warframe compare to this?

I dunno, I haven't tried it. I realize the word malus means penalty, but I'm pretty sure they've just done it as a percentage modifier of total damage. This was based on other values I saw in the config file. We shall see! edit- yeah just checked, the "malus" for broken items on normal is .9...

Lol is that cartoony one supposed to be Steven Segal? That shit is cracking me up.

Said fuck it and changed the meleerangedmalus or whatever to .9 They made some seriously strange decisions with this one! But the fact I'm still playing means it's a solid game, despite all the fuckups / weird shit.

Well, even if that were the only thing that triggered it, I still hardly think it deserves quotations around it. It's a game-breaking bug (only thing you can do is load), that should have been quite easily found in testing.

Well, no. Because I wasn't doing that. I was anything but impatient with that fight, I was taking my time trying to figure out what the fuck to do to win.

So did anyone have issues with the Lighthouse boss being ultra buggy? I experienced several different bugs in ~15 attempts before he finally bugged out in my favor and I was allowed to kill him. Mostly dealing with him pushing me, and then me being stuck not being able to move, or act. Also a...

I can't imagine this game is long enough to justify $50 or $60, most games nowadays are not even close. I would have guessed $40, personally. But I guess the production value is worth it. And who knows, maybe I'll be pleasantly surprised on the length.

Saw this pre-order available on Steam today. $60. Lost my nerd boner

Why do some of my characters gain more exp? I can't find anything (in game) that mentions it.

None of these casting choices matter, I checked out of this mess at Ben Affleck.

Funny part is they did that a few times in the cartoon, someone (probably Wolverine?) would get his helmet off, and she'd be like PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW. Or maybe even with the helmet on. I do remember her pewing his face though.

Yeah, except the intuitive thing to me would be to have trainers for base skills, and then just use skill points for ranks. It makes no sense that you can teach yourself Fire Magic from scratch in the field, but need some jackass to teach you to do it better, lol. Regardless though, I liked...

Oh shit, I've been using that "only show known skills" checkmark. Fuck! Serves me right for thinking they'd keep it Might and Magic and still need trainers.

Can you learn skills you don't pick at creation? So far I've only found the trainers of higher ranks (Expert+).

Ok, so wtf. I found a simple "Wooden Shield" in the first spider well dungeon, and it fucking requires Expert Shields just to equip it? LOL? And what's with this 50% block chance stuff? What is going on there? Everyone just has a base 50% chance to avoid/block attacks? My crusader did dick...

Oh that, and the fact that apparently when I quit, Uplay is still running after I close it, and when I try to run MMX again it just says it's already running. Fucking wtf? Uplay blows. Yo dawg, I heard you like steam, so we put a steam in your steam so you can steam while you steam.

Just started this. Really should have bought it at the reduced pre-order price, but whatever, I was broke at the time. Not a fan at all of the highly restrictive race/class selection thing, but other than that I'm very much liking it, and looking forward to delving into it more!

Never tell a stranger you're fucking (or had been fucking) their gf/wife. Their relationship is not your business. That's the stupidest fucking thing you can do, seriously. Other than that, do whatever feels good with your own morals, or lack thereof.

What the fuck is a Uplay?