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    Hearthstone

    Well the idea behind a control deck is to not let your opponent make super efficient trades by keeping his board clear. Hence his presence in a control deck. You don't play Mukla if you don't have board control, that's a given.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    ORLY?!
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    Hearthstone

    Mukla is a 5/5 for 3 mana turn 3. Even if your opponent uses the bananas right away, their best hope is a 5/4 for 4 mana? Not bad against most classes. FTFY
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    Hearthstone

    I had to Google to make sure you just referenced that someone looks like a fictional twilight character. Are you a 17 year old girl?
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    Hearthstone

    I think you did the right thing, I'm not sure I would have even taken the 3rd one.
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    Hearthstone

    Hilarity cards are great for Arena. You could draft what you think is the perfect deck and end up really poor off, might as well have some fun. NOZDORMU4LYFE Except MindGames. Too small a chance for hilarity there, too much chance of you just being annoyed.
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    Hearthstone

    They've stated the coin makes is what makes 1st to 2nd pick close to even in win rate and I believe them. It certainly makes it very very attractive when you get something like Wyrm/Arcane turn 1, but also a lot of times it's not enough on it's own to catch you up to the 1 mana deficit you are...
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    Hearthstone

    It's a card game. Random is part of it, and is enjoyable IMO. If there was no random, all would eventually play the same deck. Not fun.
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    Hearthstone

    Still not an explanation for why there doesn't appear to be any MMR when they claim there is. My ranked play settles at about a 50% win rate until I get better/get more cards. My Casual win rate is much much lower than this and I face crazy good decks all the time. This doesn't jive with a match...
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    Hearthstone

    I don't believe it. Not based on what I've seen.
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    Hearthstone

    I don't understand Casual. There is no MMR there whatsoever, so I guess it's good for high ranking people to dick around in? If you aren't high rank though, there is no reason not to just play ranked. I had the craziest game today, makes me wish I was a streamer or fraps it or something. Game...
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    Community

    Yeah, the Nic Cage stuff was great. Even with that, I thought the 1st episode was better. Pretty solid start to the season though.
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    Affluenza

    It's not that low though. 3 drinksin an houris not a negligible amount of alcohol. You will feel effects from that. It's not stumble drunk, but it is impaired, and that's why the limit is set there.
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    Hearthstone

    You can't count on that at all. I'll do the math so you guys understand it better. Let's be a little generous and say Nat Pagle last 3 turns(counting when you play him) and draws you 1.5 cards. He costs you a card to play him so that's a net .5 card to you. He trades nothing so that's a +1...
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    Hearthstone

    I'd rather use the buffs on an actual useful card to begin with. Coining him on turn 1 is a terrible play unless you don't have another 2 drop in which case, you should take Nat Pagle out and put another 2 drop in your deck. He's never good. He's a 0/4 do nothing that you might get 2 cards out...
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    Hearthstone

    Nat pagle is trash. He was my first legendary and wasted too much time trying to find a way to make him useful. You are better off with a loot hoarder or a novice engineer because at least they guarantee a card and can attack. There are a number of other better two drops that don't guarantee to...
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    Hearthstone

    That's not really a blood imp nerf. They should make him 1/5 stealth where he loses 1 health at the end of every turn like the imp master.
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    Hearthstone

    Came across the infinite turn glitch in arena. Awesome. Where is the bug report button in this beta?
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    Hearthstone

    That's not weird that a rush aggro deck beats that.
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    Hearthstone

    It's too random to be that valuable. Twisting Nether can still be used to clear a monster minion off the board.
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    Affluenza

    No, it's not 1 or 2 beers for most people, it's 2+ beers in a hour and immediately getting behind the wheel of a car. It's uncommon that someone just pounds 3 beers and then drives somewhere, why would they, it's silly behavior. Usually the .08 requires some sustained drinking over a period of...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I had an insane sex drive when I was younger, but went through a "spiritual" phase where I thought masturbation was wrong and gave it up for almost a year. It's definitely doable and once you stop doing it, it gets easier to continue. The streak ended when I got laid and lasted all of 2 seconds.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I was having this discussion the other day and realized the people who give up cheese over blowjobs are obviously just Asian. Asian food doesn't really have any cheese in it, and their penises are tiny so they can get better blowjobs from women who don't bitch and moan about how they are hurting...
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    I'm a grinch and you should neg me.

    In the 11th hour you guys came through by making my dream of negative nets before the New Year come true! <3 FOH
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    Affluenza

    You are wrong about .09. Sure it isn't in the same ballpark but it's dangerous enough that you shouldn't be behind the wheel. If you need to drive somewhere, don't drink that much. If you really want to drink that much, don't drive. It's not complicated. One minor mistake is all it takes to ruin...
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    Hearthstone

    2 fucking faceless manipulators in arena? That shit ain't even fair.
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    Health Care Thread

    Oh the self hating gays have an opinion on it, big whoop.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Malpractice insurance is driving up the cost of pharmacy, lab, room and board, ct scan and medical surgery supplies and devices. PLEASE DO TELL ME MORE
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    Anchorman: The Legend Continues

    That's funny. I forced myself to sit through 2 and the only movie I've ever walked out of was Jurassic Park 3.
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    League Of Legends

    Does that make you a cool dude?
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    The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)

    Not Scorsese's best, but good lord the fap material. My spank bank is just received a year's supply.
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    47 Ronin

    His purpose is to make westerners see the movie.
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    Love Pakistan.

    Tuco, what did you do this time?
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    League Of Legends

    sup
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    League Of Legends

    I hate when some pro starts playing my favorite champ and then he's banned all the time in games.
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    Hearthstone

    Your contrary language confuses and enrages me!
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    Hearthstone

    Is that a joke? Ancient doesn't go in that deck.
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    Hearthstone

    21 points isn't OTK Also those 3 cards = 19.