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So write her off emotionally, don"t give up free pussy. Realize it means you don"t have to invest in her. You approached the situation like the victim, not like an alpha male.

Did you get dumped recently Kegkilla? Is that why you"ve been so bitchy lately?

Well I guess you are right in the sense that the terms are dictated as soon as your Vagina blossoms and you need to be the one defining your relationship.

Sorry dude. Your all or nothing approach to your relationship makesyouseem like the woman, not her.

You definitely should have consulted us abouthowto ask her out before you went ahead and tried to schedule a grandma date. Dinner and a movie is like "I don"t date" red flag. "I"d like to take you to dinner ____." Direct, no confusion about it being a date, open-ended as to what can happen...

This doctor"s prescription is Diablo III.

Sounds rough man, I hope she comes around.

You guys are acting like Eomer was seriously put out by what happened when he clearly wasn"t. She came into his bed, he tried to get some action and didn"t, he went to sleep. That"s sure as hell not blue balls.

What exactly made you think that arguing with a girl you don"t know about her taste in an actor was a good idea? Also, don"t talk like this, ever:

Your numbers are way off. They don"t panic at 19, they cling until shit breaks. Panic is 22.

Stop dude you are cracking me up. That"s a new sig right there.

Nah, I found it funny that someone would take the minimum age the rule dictates and then say the rule isn"t good because that age is borderline is funny. Yes, it"s on the edge of what the rule says is ok. Hence, borderline.

I bet you can figure out why I highlighted this word.

I"m really curious about the whole ID being tossed in lap thing. I"d like more details on how that went down. Was it how she decided to tell you she was a military wife? If so, that"s pretty baller.

Dude, you two are clearly fated to be together... WTF is wrong with you? There are so many red flags here that you shouldn"t even need to ask.

Fucking double down bro. Go for the 3 way glory.

The sad thing is some bro who hit it and quit it gave her the wrong number and all the terrible things you said to her are partially true.

lol

This is simply a female equivalent of "it"s not you it"s me". She"s breaking up with you and trying to be nice about it. I"m sorry bro, but there are still plenty of fish in the sea, she wasn"t a paragon of perfection.

It"s common fucking sense and common fucking courtesy if you score with a smoking hottie to treat her like crap afterwards and kick her to the curb. In this way we continue to keep her esteem low so that the next guy can swoop in and do the same. BRO CODE. You little shits falling in love...

If I called you a superficial idiot, would you understand why I did? Who gives a shit if she"s a 10 on the outside she"s far from perfect as a whole package.

I went way back for ya:

The rhythm method is junk. I think it"s responsible for women getting pregnant "unexpectedly" when they go off the pill and try for a different method.

How do you manage to only have 4 posts listed?

Share it with Keg privately and then he can judge you on it.

hahah it"s your fault you summoned him. It"s grape drank fyi

keep a Wakandan baby

Sharmai, is your wife white or black?

That"s right. The married women having babies right away that Sharmai was talking about are getting off of oral contraceptive because while they may not want a baby right now, they don"t know what their eggs are gonna do down the line so they stop "not trying" to have a kid even though they...

Much much much less than 1/12 of my female friends. We"ll go with 0/20. I call BS on this notion that women have been taking the pill their whole life get married and suddenly, unexpectedly get pregnant right away. What happens is they go off the pill and then "Wow! We got pregnant right...

Nope. You don"t understand how that statistic works. If you have sex with a women twice a week for a year, there is an 8%(not really, more on this later) chance that you"ll have a baby under typical use rates. Those numbers are your chance of failure for a years worth of sex, not for each...

Don"t rush the master.

Your thread was bad and you should feel bad.

Could not be further from the truth. Mine is the cock that launched 1000 ships.

Please resist the urge to post your beautiful cock as I have.

Hahaha, Trex"s professional analysis almost makes me want to be judged. Bravo.

Fo sho, hit that one on the right in about oh...8 months.

Fucking Asians bringing our score in the US down/up. Still...wtf Europe? What"s this best of both world"s bullshit! I need to move to Indonesia where both my cock and my intellect will be most impressive.

hahaha This thread was getting pretty shitty, thanks for the upper.

I really don"t think you can expect someone to post their picture when you are unwilling to post your own.