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Haha yeah, fuck you for editing that in. I"m not changing mine though cause it"s so damn hilarious.

I can fap to this.

It was bad advice even if he could accomplish it so why even say it? Besides which, even to imply it could be possible just fucks with his head.

No. He can in no way accomplish this. Bad advice.

I did skim at certain parts because I knew exactly what it was going to say. You aren"t the only guy who"s been there. Anyway, Opiate and Firewalker"s advice is spot on from a course of action standpoint so all that"s left for you to do is accept and follow it. Good luck.

She has feelings of familiarity and an attraction to you, but she doesn"t want to actually be with you or she would be. You just need to let it go. It"s difficult to move on from your first love, but for the most part we"ve all had to do it. It"ll get easier in time.

High five on that one, bro!

Come now, really?

Story too mature for FoH bro. Steel yourself.

I don"t necessarily agree with this. One date is hardly enough to get toknowanyone and I"ve certainly had more than one solid relationship that didn"t begin with instant attraction.

She"s out of your league bro

36c and 34d are sister sizes...

Confirmed midget.

Most of you guys don"t really grow facial hair the way white men do. I bet if you go a week without shaving your beard will look about as thick as mine does after a day.

You"re black, right? Why would anyone take shaving advice from you? Having said that, Merkur+Derby is what I use. :-/

Fuck that. Tell her you are waiting for marriage, that"ll really through her for a loop. Later on when you do have sex, she"ll feel like she broke you done and be really proud of herself. Plus you"ll seem like a natural.

Your penmanship is clearly miles above mine. I must resign my post in shame.

Why"d you change Sara"s name to Pam though?

Gizmo was a Mogwai.

New pussy.

She just jelly she can"t grow armhair.

Yeah, so I enjoyed your entertaining story, but I have no reason to believe it"s true. You could easily just be super upset at a girl and trying to feel better by calling her a heroine whore on the internet. Much like all aychamo"s dead girlfriends.

Link to the jail intake?

The bags at 5 guys are peanuts I believe since they do this whole peanut oil is god schtick and serve all you can eat peanuts while you dine there.

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I could get down with some chick licking my asshole if it was some girl I was really trying to denigrate and was planning on shoving her out of my car naked and without means in the middle of a shady city center where she was certain to get raped... Hang on, looks I"m gonna have to break...

Women have like...long nails and stuff.

You are fucking with the wrong sand American Inventor!

How is it homophobia when most women feel the exact same way about having something shoved up their butt? That"s the place I poop from. Camerous?

Guys let"s listen to Keg here.

It"s about fucking time Ravvenn showed up.

Trex reminds me of Galiem"s old flame.

Uh oh.

Don"t say things like this. Especially don"t type things like this.

I caught Quinloe staring into my window one night when I was pleasuring myself anally.

WTF

Redacted

Keg is selling the jacket and tricking you mother fuckers into buying it.

This is the jacket you want:Steady Clothing Inc.

So you got in one little fight and your mom got scared?