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Shit man, I"ve never heard of that show, but unless your girlfriend makes you watch it while she"s sucking you off, you aren"t helping your case.

Alright

Pics or it didn"t happen.

BUT WE"VE GIVEN YOU SO MUCH! 85 INTERNETS And now that your secret is out you are sure to get the Alcestis treatment.

Well, my mind"s blown.

Through your foot? That shit barely even broke the skin. You were lucky your dad didn"t give you a black eye for being such a complainer.

In the bedroom they want the soft hands. That"s why that weenie you could kick the shit out is the one creeping on your girl. But wait I"m on an MMO board, we"ve all got pretty soft hands...keyboards don"t really cause callouses.

The fuck you don"t. It"s probably not even broken you little baby. Man up, pussy, finish the game.

Wrap.

Dis guy knows his shit.

This thread is full of so much win, I"m all for putting it to bed, but since Soulk"s deadline got pushed, shouldn"t we let Grobbee back in so he can say some crap that people can make comments on? I just don"t want this ride to be over.

Ya but you aren"t going to actually make her FEEL bad when you fling that many insults. You want to break a person you have to be more insidious. She"ll just summarily dismiss that whole rant rendering it quite pointless for anything beyond an entertainment perspective.

Physically abusive? Inquiring minds need to know?!

I wouldn"t do anything as dramatic as kicking her out here and now, but you need to understand that you and this 21 year old are on the path to break up and it"s really not a controllable situation for you. Enjoy what you can, while you can, but don"t invest yourself in her, because the things...

Ugh. Should have stayed buried.

The journal of his texts to his ex will nauseate you. As will the fact that this girl could apparently be so hung up on such a bum as to write out a copy of his texts to her.

OMFG how did I miss this thread for 2 days.

Post #10233: Dabamf discovers the truth about this thread.

Is it better to have the store clerks who are complete strangers think you are weird for buying a ton of condoms or to have strangers on the internet know you are for actually going to 3 different stores? Philosophy.

Yes. This is a girl that was dropping hints about marriage after dating you for 3 years and you"ve been broken up 2 weeks and you are wondering if "Friends with Benefits" is an option? If she gives you even a glimpse of sexual contact it"s because she thinks that you are going to see the error...

Pah. Girls near 30 want to marry you if they haven"t been there already. Like from the first lay. At least the mid-low 20s remember how to be in a meaningless relationship.

There is nothing Robot about that Unicorn.

Someone from this thread would probably e-mail the judge with some of his posts and yes, that would happen. someone = me

PERSONAL ATTACK!

This thread is so good right now. Must mean it"s about time for Eomer to come in and live journal it up. Straight Shit Talkin"

I think you skipped past the original context. I don"t think the discussion was "Is it ok to have a casual relationship" more "Is it ok to get yours at any cost."

Sort of a disconnect.

Worth it for the story.

This was the part where I realized you weren"t going to end up the good guy in your story. "FUCK YOU GUY, HOW DARE YOU TRY TO INTRODUCE A GIRL TO ME?!?"This is what you said no matter how hard you try to justify it or frame it differently. Why was this such an issue to you?

Alcestis has certainly earned the title many times over, but this thread hasn"t really gone over the top yet. Someone expose Sam again or something.

Oh, I dunno about that. I turned on my girl filter for what you just typed and it said "I don"t really like you." At the very least ditch the first part about the spark not catching. Personally, I"d approach the problem more directly. "We"re adults and I"d like for our relationship to...

Don"t use the term "blue balls" when you call her out. Aformentioned whiney bitches have ruined the term and she"ll assume like I did that you are one of them.

Holy fuck, I thought I was the only one who actually experienced the real deal. So many guys just throw the term around I pretty much always assume they are being whiney bitches. "Oh no you didn"t get to nut sometime when you wanted to, YOU HAVE NOT KNOWN PAIN AS I HAVE" Your solution is...

My guess would be that she"s doing the whole "I don"t want to sleep with a boy right away when Ireallylike him thing." If you can make it to 5 dates you"ll be fine. PS. Real blue balls is more than just being sexually frustrated, it"s physical pain like you"ve been kicked there. Be happy you...

Yo, your girl liked to get around if you know what I mean.

Yeah, you did leave out your leaving in 2 months, didn"t you. This girls eyes are more open than yours are, I see a broken heart in your future.

I"m pretty sure I negged you but that totally makes me want to take it back!

I"m not your friend, guy!

It"s a trick question! Douchey isn"t a real word.

Someone be ego-trippin"