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Sounds more like he"s in theDanger Zone!

bwah?

I"m just gonna leave this right here. It needs time to grow, but I promise it"ll be good. Spoiler Alert, click show to read:Aeris Dies!!!!

Holy shit you guys, we woke the Sleeper. YET AGAIN

I hate it when you guys fight! Can"t you just hug it out and go back to bashing Etoille?

BETRAYED by a fellow FFT avatar :-(

You called a mine a depth charge, were called out on it, and then went all LULZ YOU DUMMIES I TROLLED U I thought it was funny given the comic you posted.

Mmhm

Natalie Portman is boring, this thread is now about my man who caught the herp. Was she super-hot bro? Cause despite what these other jokers say, if she was a great lay it was worth it!

This is the part where Eomer gets all defensive after he posted his story on the internet and people shared their opinions.

Nailed it.

It"s not the fact that he assesses whether or not girls are long term material, it"s the fact that he does it IMMEDIATELY after meeting them.

Buddy, it"s aint got nothing to do with their personality. PS Women don"t "go for" assholes, they go for self-confident which most assholes are.

Which would you pick: Being diagnosed with early stage chlamydia, getting a shot of antibitotics and going on with your life or catching a nasty strain of flu and being bed-ridden for 2 days?

Spot. On.

The way she types is more than enough damning evidence. Bitch ain"t getting off early.

Neither is buying a hooker. Now every time I get mad I get horny.

I pretty much feel the same way, but more mature and emotionally stable.

That audio clip was so cruel and juvenile.

Wait, did she write that or was it part of the card?

I think you just agreed with bofa, not me.

And you think this has to do with your time period for having sex with them and not some other compatibility measure? Here is a honest break-down for you and bofa, you don"t get to force a girl into wanting more than a temporary sexual relationship by putting it off in the beginning. You can...

Yeah except you aren"t fooling anyone when you fake not trying to get in their pants to get in their pants later on. Or maybe you are, what the fuck do I know besides this thread hurts my head sometimes. I know it"s tough when you haven"t been with anyone in awhile but you guys regularly make...

Your "plan" sucks. Have an enjoyable dinner and see where it goes from there. Giving a girl some good loving doesn"t make them want you less.

Look brah, proper sexism dictates that if you want a sandwich that bitch needs to be in the kitchen, but if you want something that takes actual skill to make you better do that shit yourself.

Thread should be nameThe Girls Who Love and Respect You and Would Never Do Anything To Hurt You Emotionally Threadbecause apparently suggesting the possiblity of the alternative causes posters to /emoquit.

While it"s certainly possible that you had a kid as a result of 1 of 2 minor condom breaks it seems very possible also that she had sex with another dude.

It"s true it "doesn"t take much" but you might want to get a paternity test.

Condom breaks dabamf. Why don"t you lecture us about assumptions again?

You are fucked dude, sorry.

Hideous fucking face though.

Wilma Valderrama? Wait, what"d I just say?

You sure picked out a lot from those 3 sentences. Zinke"s scenario scares me even more though. Couple that with the mention of "socially awkward" ahead of time makes me think this girl doesn"t date much and will develop full on crazy clingy bitch if you show serious interest. But maybe you...

She didn"t want to give you her number and isn"t really interested. Don"t bother calling.

I"m convinced it"s either men who really need the power trip or smaller dicks that need tighter holes.

She doesn"t sound particularly hot

There is still a difference between the intensity with which she misses the things she can do when she was single 5 months ago when she"s drunk and when she"s sober. Nobody likes being in a relationship for the things it restricts, but you may give a much bigger shit about the pros when you are...

That isn"t true though. You don"t think things through when you are drunk. If you are feeling horny and flirty when you are drunk you might not think twice about the repurcusions you might face when you do things, but that doesn"t mean it"s who you are. Who you are is how you would treat that...

Peopledodo or say shit they don"t mean when they are completely sloshed. It doesn"t neccesarily mean she isn"t commited to you at other times. If the relationship really was perfect in other aspects, it"s probably worth salvaging. She didn"t actually sleep with the guy or even do anything...

Exactly!!! You got to wait til they drop their pants to punch them in the belly.