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  1. Tuco

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    The thimble one was pretty tight. I declare this discussion about Gaige's penis won in his favor.
  2. Tuco

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    As a married man with no kids where I make most of the money there's no financial benefit to being married and we somewhat evenly share the chores (Ok she does the most) but personally the benefits of having a woman to go home to every night that I trust and love are immense. If she takes a trip...
  3. Tuco

    Witcher 3

    Oculus rift brings 2x scene rendering, so your computer will be double fucked in witcher3!
  4. Tuco

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You should hire a charming man to seduce her, treat her awful, crush her self-confidence and then let you pick up the pieces.
  5. Tuco

    Star Citizen Online - The search for more money

    Star Citizen's MMO integration is whatever you want it to be! unrelated: The New Ships Available for Star Citizen
  6. Tuco

    Fallout 4

    Would be funny if some Zenimax overlord got asked about the FO4 website one too many times and got angry that they weren't moving on it and sent word down the line to make FO4 instead of some new IP nobody wants.
  7. Tuco

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    Utnayan, since emulation/porting is so easy you should write a PS3 emulator instead of talking out your ass all day.
  8. Tuco

    crossfit?

  9. Tuco

    SteamOS

    That's cool and would be good for anyone who absolutely must have a standalone TV mounted on their wall. But really, having some kind of entertainment system adjacent to your TV would make life so much easier.
  10. Tuco

    The Big Bad Console Thread - Sway your Station with an Xboner !

    The other thing is that if an xbox 360 emulator appears the value of a ps3 emulator drops dramatically. It'd basically just be limited to the great PS3 exclusives like demon souls, rdr, uncharted etc
  11. Tuco

    No Man's Sky

    Yup. My dream for the ultimate space exploration game is a combination of this game, spore and something like minecraft. Where you have a giant galaxy filled with virtually unlimited planets that are procedurally generated. Players could then claim planets and use terrain editor +...
  12. Tuco

    The Male Birth Control Pill

    fixed the link. Also lol @ the posters on that website. Bunch of pussy men who think their own betafaggyness is caused by a system ruled by women.
  13. Tuco

    No Man's Sky

    Also for a procedurally built space exploration 'game',Space Engine - Home pageis really good. It gives some real scale to the amount of distance in space.
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    No Man's Sky

    tecknoe I don't understand what you're talking about.
  15. Tuco

    No Man's Sky

    No Mans Sky Is A Huge, Procedurally Generated Sci-Fi Exploration Sim - Indie Statik
  16. Tuco

    Witcher 3

    Never heard ofREDKituntil you mentioned it. Let us know what you think and if there's any really good mods.
  17. Tuco

    The Video Thread

  18. Tuco

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    People say that but based on the zero people I've ever seen say they divorced their wife because of a tit text I really doubt it.
  19. Tuco

    Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

    It'd cost society less for you to get medicaid and get your infection taken care of than let it get worse until you get so fucked you go to the emergency room, get half your brain and jaw taken out and either live on welfare or become a crazy homeless person.
  20. Tuco

    MMA Thread

    holy shit those feet...
  21. Tuco

    2013 VGX Awards (Formerly known as the VGAs)

    Another example of replacing a letter with X as being a sure sign of suck.
  22. Tuco

    [Manga] Naruto (warning: spoilers up to current chapter)

    Yeah that much is clear. How did he absorb the amaretsu? How did he get hashirama's face in his stomach? Why did Hashirama say he planned on being ressed? Who is the aquaintance that Madara was talking about? Why does Hashirama have those dumb black sticks in him? How did Madara know where...
  23. Tuco

    Witcher 3

    Xbox One version:
  24. Tuco

    Witcher 3

    wait the last part of the legend? This is the last witcher? fuck that.
  25. Tuco

    CFB 2013-2014

    Wolverines, but I don't really care that much.
  26. Tuco

    X-Men: Days of Future Past.

    yup.
  27. Tuco

    CFB 2013-2014

    Please keep this drunken pedo shit tohttp://www.rerolled.org/showthread.p...-pedo-is-Gaige
  28. Tuco

    Star Citizen Online - The search for more money

    Seems cool but nothing too ground breaking there except the idea of a private forum. The big thing that I'd hope for with an organization is an ingame way to pool resources and claim territory / asteroids, build manufacturing stations etc.
  29. Tuco

    300: Rise of an empire

    Did you really feel like that fight had any sense of danger? It was just a matter of enduring a couple minutes of half second shots strung together until Bourne whipped some guys' ass. Yeah I get that it was a well choreographed scene and I can appreciate the elements in it but you're trumping...
  30. Tuco

    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    As a layman when it comes to theoretical physics whenever I look at these kinds of incredible papers my thought is these guys fucked with known equations long enough to make an imperceptible mistake that allowed for some fuckery. In this case increasing the thickness of the ring and oscillating...
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    The Astronomy Thread

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    Ever work at a position where you do absolutely nothing?

    Good thing about my job is that there is literally infinite amounts of work to do. Even between projects I can take initiative to learn or do something useful. That's probably true of most software development jobs. In some ways my goal is to accomplish all the required tasks so you can...
  33. Tuco

    Can the US just ban Celsius from the world please?

    lol @ You have to be a troll to not get that little finger removed.
  34. Tuco

    Can the US just ban Celsius from the world please?

    speaking of bytes I wish I could go back in time and convince everyone to use a base 8, 12 or 16 number system instead of ten. I don't care how many fingers I have, ten is awful.
  35. Tuco

    PokeMMO

    Downloaded and played it, seems really active. My problem with pokemon is that I played it on roms on my computer and could set the speed to like 10x, so traversing the world, battling, talking etc happened very quickly. The actual game is so slow I get bored easily.